from left to right then the lower row:
- My planet needs me. Farewell.
- But you only sucked my dick. Ah well... i suppose i must.
- Okay... why did you have to remind me of that time we fell of the cliff? Oh, it wasn't me? Somebody else can survive that?
- Why yes, Shsheik, i have no other woman. Cros my heart and hope to... to.... to live looooong and without se- Cross my heart and hope to die.
- I'm now foing to turn that'away and we will never mention this. Okay?
- Uh... wat.
- WAAAAAAARGHARBL!
- Not my epididymis... i need that.