Daily Doe: Space Naga
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Hatton Slayden
2018-12-12 01:39:57 +0000 UTCXD nice one
Hatton Slayden
2018-12-12 01:38:14 +0000 UTCIn space, no one can hear you Naga
RicanWolf
2018-12-09 10:48:13 +0000 UTC"mmmmh thanks ma'am ambassador. This has been some of the most beautiful sex i've ever had. And i like how cool you are" "mmmh yyyes. I also like how warm you are." "Uhm... no... i did not mean cool as in "ambient temperature" cool. I mean cool like "i cannot believe i just went into an ambassadorial meeting and she asked me for sex." kind of cool." "Wait... what?" "i'm sorry, is there any problem?" "You mean this is not normal?" "Uhm... no? Not at all?" "Okay, let me get this straight. You go meet with somebody whom you do not know and you don't even try to have sex with them?" "You mean this is normal for you?" "How would i know?! It's my first experience here, they just told me: "Go there and try to seduce them or make yourself available. We need a marriage to seal the deal." what do you think i was supposed to do?" "Wait they just threw you into unknown territory... and asked you to fuck me and marry me?" "Yeah, it's tradition, if you guys are married to some of us, you would not try and start a war." "Uhm... yeah. I mean. It does not really work like that. But i will relay the message that you want peace, that's for sure." "What do you mean it does not work like that? Surely your hive mind now knows how good we can be?" "We... kinda... don't have an hive mind." "WHAT?!" "We have no hive mind. We have governments and i am a functionary, which will surely try to explain how and why we should not make war." "But... like... we had sex! We're going to have babies!" "I... kinda doubt we will have any babies out of this and the sex was great, i will even take your marriage proposal because yes that will surely help smooth out stuff." "Ah... then my life will not have been in vain." "Wait, what?" "What what?" "That bit about your life?" "Well i was bred for this mission? To become a wife and such? I mean, without babies there will still e a few kinks, we will not connect to your hive mind buuut." "I'm telling you we don't have an hive mind." "Yeah, nice joke, we see you guys coordinating. No need to hide it." "It's called communication, we speak to each other." "That's... different." "Yes, it's much less efficient than an hive mind. Now about that bit about the breeding. How old are you, exactly?" "25 earth years?" "But we did not meet that much time ago." "Oh, you see? We kind have these breeding pits for different purposes. I was an exchange wife, even though the first translations tagged me as an ambassador for whatever reason." "Sooooo basically they told you for real to come and get me to have sex to sign the peace treaty?" "Yeah?" "Now that was the part where i thought <i>you</i> were the one who was joking. That must have been bleak." "Nah, but i will miss being on top of the ladder." "What ladder?" "Well, you see, we got this videogame set in the pit, since we would otherwise be bored completely or... like... try and do something stupid... and i was... like... in the top 100 among tens of millions." "Well... allow me to present you my gaming system when we get to my home." "Yes! So... how does the wedding part work with you guys?"
Simone Spinozzi
2018-12-09 08:10:02 +0000 UTC
