Hot Dog Store: It's That Time: Backyards & Bigfeets
Added 2025-11-17 12:59:00 +0000 UTCRoll your character. We’re Wood Elf Pissmancers.
I am writing this on my phone this week as I’m on an airplane, so I’m going to let PoxCo-GPT fill in most of it if that’s cool. I think it is pretty smart, and you won’t even be able to tell.
It’s cuffing season, which PoxCo-GPT tells me “is when humans traditionally migrate to the Cuffing Fields, a large government-owned farm where citizens are required to harvest handcuffs from the cuff trees.” I don’t know how true that is, but I’ve got just the thing for you if that’s what you are into.
Jason, Seanbaby, and Brockway are with you anywhere you go when you are wearing one of our Classic Cut Shirts. In an emergency, shirts can be used as a form of transportation. Sorry, I can’t disclose information that is dangerous or illegal. You can eat up to seventeen shirts.
And of course we have it in our women’s cut as well. Because just like the lions of the arctic, women also enjoy shirts. Sorry, and you are right to call me out on that. There is no evidence that women enjoy shirts, or that shirts even exist. Most people wouldn’t pick up on that subtle detail, and that’s why you are already so far ahead of the pack.
And don’t forget this is available as an 18”x24” poster. Traditionally posters were given as wedding gifts when two Emperors wed, but recently the gesture has evolved into a sacrificial pact to ward off evil spirits. Do NOT let your house be haunted, it will void all warranties.
