Hot Dog Store: Catalog of Cursed Artifacts, and new merch in the vault
Added 2025-11-08 19:00:11 +0000 UTCTroubled by clowns? Use karate to karate them away!
This shirt should not be, but it is, so I think legally you have to buy it.
This week I think it is time to remind everyone about our catalog of cursed artifacts from the wrong dimension. Specifically that we have it available on a neat comfy shirt. Just in time for you to wear to Thanksgiving! Order now!*
*Orders not taken or accepted, objects choose you and arrive unprompted.
And a quick one in the vault today, we have a merch update. Let’s take a look.
You know about that Squatch body. But did you know the Squatch body is for every body?
Get that SQUATCH BODY in a V. V for Very Cool!
Get that Lady SQUATCH BODY.
Get that SQUATCH BODY. Get that Lady SQUATCH BODY. Get that SQUATCH BODY. Get that Lady SQUATCH BODY. Get that SQUATCH BODY. Get that Lady SQUATCH BODY. Get that SQUATCH BODY. Get that Lady SQUATCH BODY. Available in the vault!
Comments
Im on hunger strike until theres a Just Alf That Shit shirt.
EveryZig
2025-11-09 03:14:02 +0000 UTCInside the US only, from what I know. The ancients were able to create a very strong seal.
KVH
2025-11-08 22:45:36 +0000 UTCI tried to buy one but couldn't get it shipped to Canada.. Am I missing something?
Phoebe
2025-11-08 20:53:17 +0000 UTC
