Best of 2023 - Lydia Bugg
Added 2023-12-25 13:00:11 +0000 UTC
Lydia Bugg has had a very Upsetting 2023. Well, we all have. We’ll be more specific: 2023 is the year Lydia earned the coveted Most Enemies Award in this year’s Weenie’s! All of Lydia’s Hot Dog Enemies, from Revelation Road Director Gabriel Sabloff to followers of the boring ghost prophet Seth, can only hate her half as much as we love her. And that’s a lot! Holy shit, watch your back, Liddy.
You know what the teens love, but don’t get enough of? Wuthering Heights. You know what else the teens love, but don’t get enough of? James Caan. That’s right, teens: Rollerball’s James Caan. Undercover Grandpa’s James Caan! Together at last with Wuthering Heights! Just like you teens asked for!
Lydia’s first and most mystifying nemesis, Nathen Mazri, is not done going completely mad. Going completely mad, you see, is a process. One simply cannot go completely mad all at once. First you must overcommit to a shady licensing scam, be spurned by a cartoon cat, disassociate entirely and come back as your own cartoon cat, and then forecast the apocalypse. That’s Nathfield. And that’s how you go completely mad.
Hey what if we did Quibi but it was super horny and entirely microtransactions? That’s Reel Short TV, the scam romance TV app responsible for more bill fights than Duck Wars!
Upsetting Day: TikTok Shrimp Dance Man
TikTok Shrimp Dance Man! TikTok! Shrimp! Dance! Man! Every word less erotic than the last, he’s the only man who dances shrimp, sexually of course, in and around your mouth for the applause of strangers!
Hey look, our very own Liddy Bugg actually found the devil. He produced this reality show about strange, untrustworthy men competing to impregnate a desperate woman. You owe Lydia one wish, Scratch! She has guessed your disguise, those are the rules!
Comments
Anyone who isn't in the Discord yet needs to up their pledge and join to find out all the latest Nathen Mazri madness we're keeping track of. I swear at least once a week it's something new.
Amber M.
2023-12-25 23:48:28 +0000 UTCLydia, slices of garlic bread stuck in her head and holding a photo of a man in an orange suit appears: "I have such sights to show you."
Matt Edwards
2023-12-25 23:17:35 +0000 UTCHas anyone checked if Nathen Mazri’s grave is also up for sale? Y’all could have a very morbid fundraising goal.
SudsiestPanda
2023-12-25 20:16:13 +0000 UTCLydia can show you fear in a handful of dust. Also the dust is quite possibly lasagna crumbs.
Brendan McGinley
2023-12-25 16:31:22 +0000 UTCMerry Liddymas!
FancyShark
2023-12-25 15:53:00 +0000 UTCIt is interesting to me which one of these works its way into our group consciousness, and which just become part of the swarming sea of absurdity we sail on every day. Nathfield, for example, has become a bit of a running reference, but the scam television service is something that has receded into the back of my mind.
Matthew Harris
2023-12-25 15:29:30 +0000 UTCSeasons Lydias, one and all! Liddy has garnered quite the Rogues Gallery.
Jeff Orasky
2023-12-25 14:55:23 +0000 UTC
