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Podcasting Day: Knife or Death with Lydia Bugg 🌭

It's Dogg Zzone 9000 Day, and this week we are talking to our very own Lydia Bugg! We brainstormed on a fascinating topic she would love, and we both instantly and simultaneously said, "The way of the blade! The bond between man and sword! THAT SHOW ON NETFLIX WHERE ADULT NERDS CAN'T CUT THROUGH FISH!"

We're talking about Forged in Fire: Knife or Death: "The Last Samurai," so this episode is for the stab maniacs only. Non-ninjas, bow specialists, keep moving. Everyone else, you can listen here, or wherever you get podcasts! 

FOOTNOTES: Behold, listeners, The Saga of Karl, 55-Year-Old Boy Samurai. It is eighteen screenshots of Karl's sad rampage through the Knife or Death knife course, completely unaltered-- no silly word bubbles or sound effects. Enjoy his journey as we did, with your heart soaring. You will believe in the spirit of the samurai:

At the risk of spoiling the ending, after this middle aged man slowly gave up and failed his way through a sword-chopping obstacle course, he did not, in fact, end up "being the winner!" But we can all learn a lot from Karl. Follow your dreams. Every day is Halloween. Losing is just winning, probably. When something is hard, play something else. Sensible shoes are a comfortable way to fix any sword. Never. Take. Fish. For. Granted. Thank you, Karl.

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Comments

The final ep has the 6 talented contestants. And the same courses, but harder.

AU

Karl is literally cosplaying Steven Seagal.

Pee-Wee's Uncle

I called this show "Chubby white guys flail around with a knife until they get winded and fail" and my wife got mad at me. Not because she thought I was wrong, but because she was pissed that stuff like THIS get turned into TV shows and so many other things fail after a pilot or don't even get produced at all.

Jeff Orasky

Karl has the soul of a 19th-century samurai in the 21st century and the chopping abilities of same.

Brendan McGinley

oh man. oh man. i love knife or death. for every legit competitor theres like 5 people with a knife they bought on amazon

DeltaFoxtrot

The only downside to this podcast having such a powerful stable of guests and colleagues is that it takes too long to cycle back to a Lydia.

Scott Frantz

Karl being from Long Island makes it (chef kiss) perfect.

CHAUGGLE


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