Punching Day: Man Sports Comics! π
Added 2022-03-11 13:01:03 +0000 UTC
Behold, men! The first issue of an exciting new series of athletic action: Man Sports Comics! It's everything we men love about men! It's everything we men need about men! Give us men, you men said, and this man answered! MAN! MAN!! MAN!!! MAN!!!! MAN SPORTS COMICS!!!!!
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Comments
Man I love Volto.
petertron
2022-03-15 03:14:06 +0000 UTCI love this.
Daniel C Kennedy
2022-03-15 02:08:42 +0000 UTCOGGERS
AU
2022-03-14 21:29:12 +0000 UTCI know! Next thing Steven Seagal is going to release his own line of aromatherapy candles probably! ...wait, sorry, still trying to catch up.
Matthew Harris
2022-03-14 19:56:28 +0000 UTCThis was peak. Only problem was I read through like 4 times, and kept missing the section with "spontaneo, the dog that doesn't give a fuck." I'll reboot and try again.
Tonypedia
2022-03-14 16:05:28 +0000 UTCI mean, other than all of the hockey players who know how to do it intuitively, there's also Casey Jones from TMNT.
Matt Pedone
2022-03-14 13:50:56 +0000 UTCIn your heart you already know.
LyraV
2022-03-14 04:20:39 +0000 UTCIS THE DECAPITATED SKULL OKAY???
Brendan McGinley
2022-03-13 21:18:13 +0000 UTCSorry for the late commentβ¦ itβs taken me all weekend to curb my use of the word MAN in every sentence. It led to numerous comical misunderstandings, but on the plus side at least Iβm now aware that both the village preacher and the guy at Dominos are ludicrously DTF. HOTDOG! P.S why does my phone suggest what is clearly the emoji for an unrepentant molester π¨ whenever I type βmanβ?β¦π¨ truly haunting.
Christopher Horne
2022-03-13 13:25:52 +0000 UTCDepoe Bay is great, too! Hope you had a fun day.
Bonnybedlam
2022-03-12 20:09:39 +0000 UTCI briefly turned into Apone from Aliens.
LyraV
2022-03-12 06:32:21 +0000 UTCSo this featured a martial arts story...and a hockey story...which makes me think, in Seanbaby's bookshelf, is there a book or VHS tape about crossing hockey with martial arts? Because if not, that means we live in a world where someone has thought about how to use "Hello" in ASL to fuck someone up, but no one has ever considered how to do that with a hockey stick.
Matthew Harris
2022-03-12 03:54:40 +0000 UTCSo I don't have service on my cellphone, just wifi so I left the house early this morning to go to the Oregon coast, and my e-Mail just downloaded the opening lines so I spent the day walking around Depoe Bay wondering what was in those images. Glad it was great. :)
Matthew Harris
2022-03-12 03:50:43 +0000 UTCI started reading with a single ovary and now I have eight testicles. My doctor says I need to stop reading Man Comics or the surgeries will never end, but I say I have good insurance and shut up doctor, Sports Men are talking.
Bonnybedlam
2022-03-11 22:13:48 +0000 UTCMOON BLOCK!!!!!
Homertron
2022-03-11 18:24:31 +0000 UTCThat Volto bit is a perfectly placed and timed sucker punch of humor.
Kevin Hanlon
2022-03-11 17:17:05 +0000 UTC"OUR FATE WILL BE DECIDED BY PUCK! AND STICK!" is going to be my answer to most questions from here on out.
Skebotron
2022-03-11 16:42:16 +0000 UTCI canβt decide who I love more: Moon Karate Caleb or Big Jacques. Either way ALL HAIL THE RETURN OF MAN-COMICS: COMICS FOR MAN AND MEN ALIKE.
Chris βAceβ Hendrix
2022-03-11 15:58:31 +0000 UTCOh Volto, will you ever understand our Earthman ways?
Steve
2022-03-11 15:40:13 +0000 UTCThat hockey story looks like it was pretty weird up even before Man Sports Comics got involved. And that is quite possibly the best Volto comic yet. An economy of story telling!
Jeff Orasky
2022-03-11 15:37:04 +0000 UTCSkullface Hockeyman 2024!
Vooster
2022-03-11 15:36:24 +0000 UTCThat karate kid is a real space cadet.
Talking Alpaca
2022-03-11 15:23:07 +0000 UTCAll Hail Mike, Hockey God and Slayer of Hockey God. Long may he reign.
Flippant Sausage
2022-03-11 14:29:08 +0000 UTCyes we had a new guy from the woods once something similar he messed up our church softball games pretty bad like yes we know the bat kinda looks like our penisis and just excessive self-touchin all the time but they got him a job night-divin retrievin titleists from the hazards out at the municipal course and that seems to have settled him down plus hes asleep when we play now
sissyneck
2022-03-11 14:18:31 +0000 UTCEveryone's a man by the time they've finished reading a Man Comic.
Matt Edwards
2022-03-11 14:06:15 +0000 UTCMAN COMICS! COMICS FOR MAN! MANLY COMICS COMICS MAN! ALSO FOR WOMEN BECAUSE WOMEN ARE ALSO MEN!
FancyShark
2022-03-11 13:51:44 +0000 UTCBig Jacques has all the things I look for in a comic: murder, hockey, and hockey murder.
SingingH0b0
2022-03-11 13:41:39 +0000 UTCMAN!
Matt Edwards
2022-03-11 13:07:37 +0000 UTC
