Hot Dog Year in Review: The Very Best Friending Days of 2021 π
Added 2022-01-06 13:00:05 +0000 UTC
Our talented and hilarious friends made some amazing art in 2021, and there were so many! Our little Hot Dog Family really grew into something formidable this year. Itβs time to start a small army, or maybe an average-sized funk band.
βHelp us make sense of our ruined society,β Brockway requested of Jason Parginβs new column. βCan it be about horse dicks, instead of that?β Seanbaby requested of Jason Parginβs new column. βYes,β Jason Pargin answered. And then there was only the soft slapping of shoe leather on cock.
Jack Chick is most famous for making tiny comic books that are completely insane. Brendan found out something incredible: He also made big comic books that are completely insane!
What's a gusset? Good question. Let the loose crotch of Alex Schmidt's jeans explain with an unrestricted kick to your face.
The Maverik Grill Eatin' Review
Sissyneck is the most inspiring Hot Dog story of 2021, aside from that dog that saves babies from fires. He went from regular commenter to insane commenter, from insane commenter to Hot Dog author, from Hot Dog author to insane Hot Dog author. And he did it all fueled on 1700 calorie biscuit sandwiches while battling gas station diarrhea. If you donβt believe in miracles, read this. You will.
Caution: unauthorized user, Tom Reimann, has doublefragged the cyber mainframe and is releasing nude_Crowe_Face.exe from its virtual containment. LEVEL OMEGA WARNING: NUDE CROWE FACE HAS ENTERED YOUR WORLD.
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Comments
Not gonna lie, as an ex-pat living in Central Asia, Sissyneck's Maverik review made me hungry.
Clifford Tunnell
2022-01-07 01:35:07 +0000 UTCtruly, from the bottom of my gusset: thank you!
Alex Schmidt
2022-01-06 18:44:34 +0000 UTCDang I somehow missed McGinley's piece the first time around. It's possible that I read the following line, my brain stopped, and I've been trying to live a normal life ever since: "I donβt do this because religion is the term for the opinions people agree to be unreasonable about, but because blasphemy might win me enough Edgy Points to get verified on MySpace."
Bim Talzer
2022-01-06 16:56:30 +0000 UTCAnd this is where we get the expression horse dick kickin' good. Which is the only way to truly describe the beefy goodness that is Hotdog.
Bonnybedlam
2022-01-06 14:44:30 +0000 UTC"Soft slapping," you say? There was nothing soft about that dick-kicking article. And that's a good thing!
Jeff Orasky
2022-01-06 13:04:36 +0000 UTC
