Hot Dog Year in Review: The Very Best Fucking Days of 2021 π
Added 2022-01-03 13:00:05 +0000 UTC
We fucked so much in 2021 we left a rising tide of babies that threaten to drown this culture. Theyβre going to have to name a whole generation after us. Sorry, Generation Wiener, here are the Fucking Days that defined your conception.
A man sat down to type a funny description of Dick Fight Island. His fingers began to go to work. The words "Dick Fight Island," appeared on his monitor. The man smiled. He was done. Dick Fight Island was fucking already funny and described.
If you read Dick Fight Island Part 1, you know there's more to these dick fights than mashing dicks together. Despite the participants' most furious efforts, there's also passion. Every dick shattering is a love story. And vice versa.
Sex Magick for the Solitary Practitioner
"It is important for you to breathe while you touch yourself," advises Sex Magick for the Solitary Practitioner under the section Breathe. It's the ultimate expression of erotic sorcery... the endgame of every wizard-- just blasting yourself with sex powers while you jerk off.
How to Seduce Your Lover Forever
Several ordinary, extremely not camera-ready couples teach you how to clumsily fuck in this sex lotion commercial disguised as an instructional video. Warning: How to Seduce Your Lover Forever is well within any pedestrian lover's kink zone, but will still find ways to gross you out in ways you never thought possible.
Cool-Pastor John Crowder really loves God. It wouldn't be indelicate to say he take-it-out-and-spray-it-on-my-chest-daddy loves God. Also, his infant daughter hunts the foreskins of Satanists. There's really no better way to describe this book. A strange author ingests and fucks God constantly and his children stalk the night for foreskins.
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Comments
The song goes something like 'Its Dick Fighting Day on Dick Fight Island and every man knows just what's in store / its wall to wall if you've got the balls then get your armor, strap it on! For today's Dick Fighting Day!!'
LyraV
2022-01-04 19:00:25 +0000 UTCLiterally the only unalloyed good thing to happen in 2021.
Flippant Sausage
2022-01-04 05:46:06 +0000 UTCDick Fight Island probably deserves a shrine somewhere, attended by solemn monks who absolutely will not teach a brash outsider the secrets of dickfighting until he proves his humility and virtue.
Flippant Sausage
2022-01-04 05:44:33 +0000 UTCI thought Volume 3 was going to be where Mega Man showed up---which doesn't preclude making babies, when you think about it, which you shouldn't.
Matthew Harris
2022-01-04 01:15:39 +0000 UTCThey do a few interesting things on that island, but none of them make babies. One would think. Oh no is that what Volume 3 is going to be about?
Bonnybedlam
2022-01-04 01:12:44 +0000 UTCI hope this doesn't make me sound helplessly naive, but were any babies conceived on Dick Fight Island?
Matthew Harris
2022-01-03 23:00:44 +0000 UTCFuck yeah. No fucking time but the fucking present.
Bonnybedlam
2022-01-03 20:34:14 +0000 UTCAll these moments will be lost in time, like spunk in rain. Time to fuck.
Matt Edwards
2022-01-03 17:55:57 +0000 UTCAs is usually the case, there's a Seanbaby joke for the occasion: "It took David Carradine longer than a minute to throw a kick and, in what would be his undoing, longer than one masturbation session to get his neck out of a belt." Proving slow-motion karate is no match for asphyxi-wanks.
Matt Edwards
2022-01-03 17:43:28 +0000 UTCI can't believe I still haven't read Dick Fight Island! What was last year even for? So much wasted, empty time. Fuck.
Bonnybedlam
2022-01-03 16:06:50 +0000 UTCThat's either the funniest or the saddest thing I've ever heard.
Bonnybedlam
2022-01-03 16:05:00 +0000 UTCThat little girl hunting foreskins has burned an image in my head that will stay there forever. That's now what Fucking Day means to me.
Jeff Orasky
2022-01-03 14:35:44 +0000 UTCThe Ecstasy of Loving God is very special to me because it was the first and probably only time the text itself made me laugh as much as Seanbaby's jokes. I genuinely didn't think that was possible and I hope it never happens again.
Clementine Danger
2022-01-03 14:06:31 +0000 UTCYou would think that "remember to breath while you masturbate" is a pretty obvious advice. But there's been enough deaths by autoerotic asphyxiation to prove that wrong
Yeyo
2022-01-03 14:03:36 +0000 UTC
