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March 2025 Q&A: the Qs

Ask your questions (draw requests, whatever) and I’ll draw up the answers to be posted next Monday!

March 2025 Q&A: the Qs

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How do you stop thinking? And by you I mean me. It's an emergency

Valentina

How many other tattoos does Pig have on his hiney (besides the two shown in your illustrious illuminated illustration)?

He who shall not be Meme'd

What if superheros switched roles with super villians?

Wes Reynal

My nipples are like little joysticks that control the pitch and yaw of my balls below. I've often wondered if I can make use of this body oddity, ya know? Really do something more than just sit on my nippling stool and pretend to fly my balls around for hours on end. Any ideas?

Mike James Davis Donuts Hotdogs Hamburgers Pizzas Sandwiches Milkshakes Spaghettis Steakhunks Wetbeefs Frogs

Please draw a participation trophy for using a microscope. I will not accept any follow-up questions.

Microwavable!

Please showcase one of the beings currently residing on one of the 128 newly-spotted moons around Saturn.

Michael C. Nachoff

Who does your hair? Also, Bluelie and Fraig (new characters, feel free to plagiarize) visit the National Parks, and lament the loss of people to explain what they are looking at.

Horik

We all know about the downsides and heartaches of air travel, why don’t we have personal air vehicles or jet packs? Also, Gary vs the FAA

Daniel Shearon

I’m a little late to the Patreon membership crew and I’m always seeing these references to “Gary”, who is he and what is his origin story? Also Gary vs. Canadian Goose vs. American Bald Eagle

Peepeepoopoo

What does the fat dog eat that caused it to get so fat?

Kevin King

not really a question but a character name suggestion: Gebbie.

D

Please draw Spring Training

Paulio B

Are we there yet? The final moments of The Great Maple Syrup War

Paul B

Gary is a swell dude, but what would occur if he brushed paths with DARK Gary?

Cloftus

If the milk-drowned rat, Ellie the overprotective dog, and Wild Goose started a jazz trio, what do you think they would call themselves and what instruments would they each play, and will they be available in time to play at my prom? I am 58, so please answer quickly.

AL

What would your favorite mythical creature cook for you for your birthday?

MrMcFluffykins

How long does it take you to reply to the average question here? Bonus points for replying without using words. 😶

Uisci

When the government inevitably bills for oxygen consumed, what should we breathe instead?

Anthony B

Can you please draw a cat playing mario kart against the dog. Would the cat be Waluigi and the dog be Mario? Who would be Toad? Gary?

CaffeineJunkie

Can you draw you and your family as lil mushroom guys? I feel like this could go wholesome or creepy, and either would be deeply pleasing

Cynthia Mathes

You draw gary so much you can probably do so blindfolded, so please do that

budokaiman

I work full time in a stressful position, am in grad school, and in a new relationship. I won't be able to take a vacation for like, a year. The state of the world makes any downtime also hard. I feel so, so worn down. What would you do in my shoes? Any advice to survive?

Niles D. McDonald

Diverging diamond or dogbone interchange, which is better in your opinion?

PotentPinion

What’s up best science-fiction book/series you’ve enjoyed, if any? And Donald Trump with a comically large Canadian branded missile sticking up his ass.

Timothy Griffin (Timmargh)

How many butts is too many?

Salman Khatri

Q: where do you draw the line? How about all the other lines? Request: a square root doing a sudoku poorly

Wijcher

Show us the hero we do not need but definitely do deserve

Jerry Wine

Does dog party for St. Patrick's Day? If so, how hard?

Lulu

Could you draw a high fantasy adventuring party frustrated as the fill out the post-adventure paperwork

Justin Campbell

What's up with Lord Malevotronix and his Rat-Men posse ? (Would be a fantastic biweekly series by the way 😉😉😉)

Tom

Can You draw Che Guevara with a pink Hawaiian shirt and golf shorts?

Giuseppe Buonincontro

Where would you most like to go on holiday (that you've not already been)?

Peter McDonald

Do you have a crush on anybody?

CerialPhreak

Would you rather have the best health ever for the rest of your life but every time you blink it loudly sounds like maracas shaking OR a dump truck full of pennies empties in front of your home every 3rd of the month at 4AM Eastern / 1AM Pacific while playing an ice cream truck quality rendition of "The Song That Never Ends" that can heard from 1/4 mile away

TheGreatSilenc3

What would a bee have to say to the United nations?

Pete Beesley

How has Return To Office policy affected Pig and Fat Dog? And Freddy as an S&M dominatrix.

J.R. Murdock

Draw classic horror icons like Freddy and Jason now stuck in dead end middle management jobs

Andy Keljarrett

I've been very depressed lately because of *gestures at everything*. Can you give me hope?

Lisa

What's a piece of content you go back to time and time again? Like do you have a specific book or comic series or something you continually rewatch or reread?

Sean Long

What would you if her do instead of - knowing the parrot???

Kiko

Draw yourself not reacting to your favorite horror villain

Chris Embury

What would you ask yourself if you were commenting here?

ML

Draw me owning a super amazing pc with Quantum capabilities, but I still suck at video games

SuperNar3k

What would the bridge keeper at the Bridge of Death from Monty Python and the Holy Grail ask you?

Waboodoo

Can you please draw a lady with black curly hair getting smothered by her two cats (one black and one orange)? This is my daily life :)

rumi

First of all I want you to know that these Q&As get me through the month. Second, can you draw any of your characters interacting with my boss Jason? He's a terrible boss and doesn't understand anything.

Murder Penguin

If you could create a superhero who would it be and what would their powers be?

Tom King

What’s your favorite podcast (if you listen to any)?

Steve C-B

Who is your favourite alien (extraterrestrial) character? 👽

PernicketyPony

If you were an inanimate object, what would it be?

Evan Everett

What does the worst hug ever look like?

Morgan Keeler

Please depict your favorite tv show as you envision it.

Ian Neel

I'll soon be travelling from the USA, where our mascot is the bald eagle, to teach in China, where the mascot is the panda. In order to promote unity between our countries, can you please draw some sort of eagle/panda hybrid creature?

John Evans

Will I ever find true love?

Hollywhirl


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