FIGHT TIME 1
Added 2025-03-10 18:12:21 +0000 UTChere’s how this is gonna work: we have two fighters, CHUCK THE DEATHSTROYER (right) and MILK TWINS (left).
You guys suggest what the fighters should do in the comments (one fighter per comment, please. Make as many comments as you want. Like as many comments as you want, including your own).
Then I’ll pick some of my favorite comments along with the top comments (based on likes), and will have members of the Interactive Comics tier vote on which one of those should be picked.
Then I’ll draw/post FIGHT TIME 2 based on the winner, and you can make more suggestions for what the fighters do next. Make sense? No?? OK LETS GO!
Comments
Milk twins should attack with a milksquirt from his man-nipples.
Mr Wizardly
2025-03-14 06:47:51 +0000 UTCChuck laughs at the Milk Twins' lack of genitalia, this makes the Milk Twins sad.
Chris Knutson
2025-03-14 04:30:06 +0000 UTCI sure expected the "Milk Twins" to exhibit a tad more...mammalian-ness, you know, as a fighting move (*wink wink*) (I don't know what that's supposed to mean, I just want to communicate with other humans)
Horik
2025-03-14 00:50:50 +0000 UTCChuck farts until his farts turn into a rasengan which he throws but it's like a pokeball and out comes another fart that says "fart!!!!"
Wijcher
2025-03-12 22:13:22 +0000 UTCMilk Twins does a Mortal Kombat style FRIENDSHIP, which is traditionally a finishing move, but in the middle of the match
Fish Priest
2025-03-12 01:55:36 +0000 UTCChuck attempts to kick the twins, but ends up stubbing his toe, causing him to scream out in such a frequency that it summons dozens of dogs to area.
ParadoxPerson02
2025-03-11 18:06:01 +0000 UTCChuck (slightly aroused) "then we will fight in the shade"
Wijcher
2025-03-11 06:26:58 +0000 UTCMilk twins put on a large hat to appear larger
Wijcher
2025-03-11 06:26:19 +0000 UTCThe top of Chuck's head unscrews and a tiny hedgehog controls him and his porcupine-like leg hair that fires and impales, while the Milk Twins' tests (teats?) shoot flesh-melting lazers.
Michael C. Nachoff
2025-03-11 05:39:40 +0000 UTCThe Milk Twins reveal they are actually Milk Triplets, with a third head ala Zaphod Beeblebrox. They subsequently make pan galactic gargle blasters, and throw the drinks in Chuck's face.
He who shall not be Meme'd
2025-03-11 00:44:56 +0000 UTCChuck pulls out Chuck Norris from his armpit. CN then punches the Milk Twins with all three of his fists.
He who shall not be Meme'd
2025-03-11 00:42:56 +0000 UTCMilk twins uses all four arms to give a devastating double double purple nurple to Chuck
Brody Neiswender
2025-03-10 23:50:45 +0000 UTCChuck and the Milk Twins compete to see who can make the tallest pile of flapjacks. Milk Twins have an unfair advantage because they provide their own milk for the recipe.
MB
2025-03-10 23:16:00 +0000 UTCChuck pulls out a hand gun, and upon pulling the trigger, a smaller Chuck launches at the Milk Twins, punches them in their faces, and poofs away into dust.
Sauropody
2025-03-10 23:10:58 +0000 UTCChuck flips Milk Twins into the flaming barrel, and they become a Dulce de Leche cheesecake.
Eric Wagner
2025-03-10 22:15:16 +0000 UTCMilk Twins start flinging sand with all four hands, like a dog digging a hole
PotentPinion
2025-03-10 21:52:29 +0000 UTCChuck forgets his archetype and does a very clumsy E. Honda flying headbutt
PotentPinion
2025-03-10 21:51:13 +0000 UTCMilk Twins unleash their milk but as Chuck is lactose intolerant it’s considered attempted murder and they are arrested
Andy Keljarrett
2025-03-10 21:36:21 +0000 UTCChuck summons his familiar: a chubby dog(with a gun)
Cedric
2025-03-10 21:15:34 +0000 UTCThe milk twins Dab, but in opposite directions
Michael Grogan
2025-03-10 21:05:21 +0000 UTCChuck is an experienced fighter, so although he appears standard and conventional, he's got a few tricks up his sleeve. Namely a George Foreman grill hiding under the wraps on his hands.
Lore
2025-03-10 20:53:57 +0000 UTCMilk Twins do a really cool spin
Mike C
2025-03-10 20:35:52 +0000 UTCChuck puts his hand over the barrel’s flames as an intimidation tactic. It hurts way more than he expected.
Mike C
2025-03-10 20:34:30 +0000 UTCDey kiss
William sorenson
2025-03-10 20:33:10 +0000 UTCMilk Twins use teet squirt..... It's not very effective
Christop
2025-03-10 20:31:22 +0000 UTCChuck should shave his shoulders. Frankly, I don't care if it's a fight move or not. Just shave those damn shoulders.
G. Smith
2025-03-10 20:26:31 +0000 UTCOnly to be confused when they realize that Chuck The Destroyer only has two nipples!
Drew Spearman
2025-03-10 19:58:34 +0000 UTCThe Milk Twins high-powered-jet-stream-like-those-videos-of-water-cutting-metal-mode-but-with-milk are only barely powerful enough to scratch Chucks abs, but it's enough to make him panic.
Drew Spearman
2025-03-10 19:54:13 +0000 UTCChuck initiates his "No, I am Your Father" finishing move, in which he reveals that he is in fact two small Dads in a trenchcoat, to a obliteratingly fatal effect.
Larry Lindsey
2025-03-10 19:51:15 +0000 UTCMilk Twins, close to defeat, initiate their devastating psychological power attack "call the comic artist", where chuck is forced to observe their origin story, in which they each grew up in separate towns, never having know their father, a local milk delivery person who disappeared mysteriously before their respective births.
Larry Lindsey
2025-03-10 19:50:14 +0000 UTCThe Milk Twins change their nipples from machine-gun mode to high-powered-jet-stream-like-those-videos-of-water-cutting-metal-mode-but-with-milk.
Drew Spearman
2025-03-10 19:49:38 +0000 UTCChuck uppercuts the Milk Twins with his rock hard abs.
Drew Spearman
2025-03-10 19:43:52 +0000 UTCFULL CONTACT TEA CEREMONY
Magic Pink
2025-03-10 19:42:30 +0000 UTCThat's a good one, but the Milk Twins wouldn't make it that easy for him. They'd use one (or both) of their lips like a plunger against Chucks lips to suck his false-cyanide-tooth out and swallow it before Chuck can, denying him denying them their victory.
Drew Spearman
2025-03-10 19:42:21 +0000 UTCMoments before his defeat, Chuck bites down on a cyanide capsule in a false tooth, denying the Milk Twins the victory.
Paul B
2025-03-10 19:34:16 +0000 UTCChuck rips the MilkTwins in half making them into two distinct people who are desperate to recombine.
Steve C-B
2025-03-10 19:28:48 +0000 UTCChuck eats all the cacti in a show of intimidation
Justin Campbell
2025-03-10 19:14:58 +0000 UTCThe flaming barrel hurled by Chuck is quickly put out by simultaneous milk sprays. But as the twins ponder over the one nipple that refused to lactate, Chuck comes in with a double uppercut to the heads.
Glen
2025-03-10 19:13:27 +0000 UTCMilk Twins spray a mist of sour milk into the air to conceal their attack and disorient Chuck.
Paul B
2025-03-10 18:57:04 +0000 UTCChuck breaks out the Kamehameha Wave
Paul B
2025-03-10 18:55:55 +0000 UTCMilk Twins scrub their laundry on Chuck's washboard abs!
J.R. Murdock
2025-03-10 18:54:29 +0000 UTCChuck takes of his clothes just because he feels like it
Gosir
2025-03-10 18:52:12 +0000 UTCMilk Twin's nips pop off and turn into attack drones
Scott Wilhelm
2025-03-10 18:45:24 +0000 UTCMILK TWINS proceeds to shoot milk from all six of his udders directly into the lactose intolerant mouth of CHUCK THE DEATHSTROYER
John Evans
2025-03-10 18:43:23 +0000 UTCChuck takes a huge dump into the burning barrel and then proceeds to hurl..err...chuck the burning huge dump at Milk Twins.
Eightyfourmer
2025-03-10 18:40:29 +0000 UTCThe milk twins should play and win in rock paper scissors because they have more hands
darko
2025-03-10 18:39:25 +0000 UTCUsing their combined four arms, The Milk Twins perform their signature move, a dreaded 4 X Purple Nurple that they call Udder Destruction
Liam
2025-03-10 18:37:22 +0000 UTCRealizing he’s $14,473.58 behind on his ex-wife’s cousin’s pet ferret’s cryogenic storage fees, Chuck enters Debt Repayment Ultra-instinct mode. His entire body converts into a high yield dividend-paying ETF, instantly generating passive income through sheer combat efficiency. Every punch executes a perfectly timed options trade. Shorting the dairy market.
DR3AD
2025-03-10 18:36:58 +0000 UTCChuck slices the pubes off Milk twin’s head and puts them back on his chest
Aaron Saenger
2025-03-10 18:35:37 +0000 UTCRight before certain defeat, Chuck drops to one knee as if to surrender. Then, from the orifice of your choice, produces a ring and proposes.
Daniel Shearon
2025-03-10 18:30:54 +0000 UTCOoooo! Actually, Chuck could grab his own life bar and plunge the red (hot) end into Milk Twins. Bonus points if Milk Twins beats on him 😏 while getting stabbed and the bar gets smaller, almost causing Chuck to lose his improvised weapon.
Jacob Sabin
2025-03-10 18:27:02 +0000 UTCMid-fight Chuck rips off his own arm, igniting it like a Molotov cocktail and hurls it at the Milk Twins. While rocketing towards them, the flesh burns off revealing a serrated bone arm holding misplaced tax paperwork. The IRS materializes out of thin air demanding an audit.
DR3AD
2025-03-10 18:26:20 +0000 UTCMilk Twins use off-screen Cow partner's tag attack (but immediately tags back in to not mess up the other moves you got queued)
Kevin King
2025-03-10 18:25:20 +0000 UTCChuck the destroyer gets upset that the milk twins' milk is almond milk and not 2% milk
Ryan Hanley
2025-03-10 18:24:47 +0000 UTCRealizing brute force won’t be enough, the Milk Twins activate their forbidden technique: “Colossal Dairy Rejection.” Their nipples start vibrating at extreme frequencies, unleashing lactose molecules in the air itself. Every calcium dependent life form within a 50 mile radius suffers extreme bone softening.
DR3AD
2025-03-10 18:23:11 +0000 UTCThe MilkTwins remember they left the stove on and have to excuse themselves for 5 minutes
Waboodoo
2025-03-10 18:22:00 +0000 UTCCHUCK THE DESTROYER destroys on the dance floor.
Farlaine the Goblin
2025-03-10 18:21:03 +0000 UTCMilk twins attempt to blind chuck with milk from their multiple nips.
Matthew Meador
2025-03-10 18:20:37 +0000 UTCChuck should knee Milk Twins right in the face with his pointy, hairy knee(s). It should poke Milk Twins smaller, upper right eye, as that's ironically his good eye.
Jacob Sabin
2025-03-10 18:20:16 +0000 UTCMILK TWINS eat bath salts and power up!
Farlaine the Goblin
2025-03-10 18:20:15 +0000 UTCChuck does a crunch so hard that his 3 superfluous abs fly off and rocket toward the Milk Twins
Shakam
2025-03-10 18:19:26 +0000 UTCMilkTwins uses its hands to do a squirt attack, shooting high pressure streams of milk from four of its nipples, knocking Chuck the Destroyer into the garbage pan that's on fire
Stuart Steen III
2025-03-10 18:19:20 +0000 UTCMILK TWINS should plan a romantic vacation where they tour the historic covered bridges of America's Midwest.
Simon Fox
2025-03-10 18:19:01 +0000 UTCchuck the destroyer tickles milk twins under all four armpits
governor connolly
2025-03-10 18:18:18 +0000 UTCBeat me to it, but it's gotta be this
Joe
2025-03-10 18:16:08 +0000 UTCThe milk twins suddenly recall their third sibling
Bashu Naimi-Roy
2025-03-10 18:15:23 +0000 UTCMilkTwins start twerking (it is charging his special)
Eduardo Morais
2025-03-10 18:14:56 +0000 UTCChuck the Deathstroyer is going in for a double-fisted purple nurple.
Jacob McCloud
2025-03-10 18:14:39 +0000 UTCChuck the Destroyer chucks his last meal
Dick van Soest
2025-03-10 18:13:41 +0000 UTC
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