~Pokémon Sun & Moon: Guzma X Listener SFW: Be Yourself~ {Patreon Exclusive}

Guzma has some very strong feelings about where certain people can stick their opinions

Contains: Encouragement, Comfort, Advice

Honestly, this script came so quickly to me that it was almost funny. I just cracked it out seriously in like ten minutes, and I think part of it is because I'm very passionate about the subject about people being weird and unique and not conforming to societies ideas of 'normal', because 'normal' doesn't fucking exist. I hope that this comforts you and reinforces the idea about who you are is exactly who you're supposed to be!

~Audio Transcript Below~

Guzma: Look, I know you may not wanna hear it…..but at this point….it begs to be said….

Fuck those people who have ever made you feel lesser just because you are or were ‘different’……

This are the type of people who are so goddamn insecure of themselves or so full of themselves that they can’t even begin to consider why someone would want to be anything more than ‘Normal’.

And to risk sounding like an old joke that’s been beaten to death—Normal is overrated, and it ain’t fucking real in the first place. There’s no such real thing as ‘normal’.

The person who you are—at any given moment in your life—is normal. Humanity ain’t supposed to be black and white cookie cutter shit……

Think about it….think about how absolutely fucking boring life would be if everyone on the planet subscribed to their societies version of ‘normal’….

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And I know…..life is fucking hard as it is without feeling like you’re being ostracized just for existing, but the thing is, if you try to conform…..it’s just gonna suck the soul outta you……sure, people might not make fun of you anymore……but you won’t be you……

Every ‘weird’ thing about you makes you….you…..

So what if people think you’re weird or you’re ‘cringey’……at least you took the time to experiment and try things out and find out what works for you and what doesn’t rather than just look at the status quo and go, ‘welp, that it is, I guess.’

I would bet money that you know yourself better than any regular Joe Schmoe out on the street knows himself, because you’ve taken the time to really sit down and figure out what makes you happy.

If being the way that you are makes you happy when you’re not being scrutinized by people who are brainwashed into conformity or who are jealous of your happiness and freedom…..then why the fuck should it matter what those people say?

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And if someone is being shitty to you right to your face or behind your back and I hear it? You best believe they’re gonna get a fucking talking to or a knuckle sandwich……

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Because I care about you a whole lot…..and the idea of seeing your unique spark of life snuffed out by some fucking Normies pisses me the fuck off!

You ain’t hurting or inconveniencing anyone just by being who you are…..so fuck the people who say otherwise.

I’m not gonna say you’re perfect just the way you are….because that puts up an impossible standard…..because nobody is perfect. We’re just trying to make it through this merry go round called ‘life’……and you don’t need to water yourself down just to make yourself more ‘palatable’ to others……

Who you are is exactly who you should be. And if someone chokes because they can’t swallow it? Well…..let ‘em choke……that’s on them…..

You are amazing…..so keep going……just as you are…….