~The Witcher: Geralt X Listener NSFW: Yuletide~ {Patreon Exclusive}

Invited to a Yuletide celebration after finishing a contract is definitely unusual, but Geralt sitting on the outskirts just to drink by himself? Definitely not unusual.

Contains: Gift Giving, Kissing, Dirty Talk, Size Kink, Bareback Sex, Slight Breeding Kink, Creampie, Bathtub Sex, Scent Kink, Mentioned/Implied Polyamory

Who among us wouldn't rather go have sex with their incredibly attractive Witcher boyfriend instead of attending a party that strangers invited them to? But really, I had fun with this script, since Geralt is always really interesting to write due to his emotional constipation and his general bluntness, because literally anyone else saying the things that he does would sound straight up rude as hell, but with Geralt that's just how he is lol. He cares, but he's terrible at expressing it lol. I also liked writing a different relationship dynamic that's seemingly more 'casual' but in actuality is still very caring! I hope you all enjoy!

~Audio Transcript Below~

*folk music playing*

Geralt: *sighs, takes a drink*

*grunts*

I thought you'd be off....celebrating.....

*smells air*

*pause*

Hnnn.....

I'm....not really one for Holidays......less alone being invited to celebrate.....with locals......

If it were up to me.....I'd be drinking in the inn....alone.....

*sighs* I know......I'm not alone anymore, it's.....a force of habit......*drinks*

What about you? You seem like the type for.....this sort of thing.....

*pause*

I suppose.....

*pause*

*grunts*

You don't have to leave just because I want to......

*sighs*

I'm here because it would be imprudent not to at least show my face for a Yuletide celebration I was invited to.....even though this isn't a large town, word still travels......and I'll miss out on opportunities for coin.....

*pause*

You can blame....or thank Jaskier for that *sips drink*......I'd never admit it to his face.....but his.....meddling has made it easier for me to accept contracts.....for people to....rely on me.....

His ego is big enough......

*pause*

Hm? I suppose I've shown my face enough.....if you were wanting to leave as well.....

*pause*

I think he'll be fine. *huffs a laugh* He's got plenty of people he's going to wring more coin out of.....I'm sure he'll fall into a bed with one or more of them.....

Yeah.....lets get out of here........

*fade out*

*sword sharpening noises*

That Bruxa had fought a Witcher at least once before, since she recognized the silver sword......she tried to dull it....to break it......

*grunts*

Maintaining weapons.....it's like a......meditation of it's own.....practical....methodical.....

*grunts*

What?

What's this?

A gift?

*unwrapping noises*

A necklace?

*pause*

I see......supposed to protect from demons......

You know.....This is probably---

Yeah, bullshit.....alright....you understand then.....

*pause*

.....I suppose....it won't hurt......and the.....design....isn't terrible......I......I'll wear it......

I....haven't received a gift for Yuletide in......a very long time.....since I was a young child......

*pause*

I've been a Witcher for a very long time......

......thank you......

*shuffling*

I'm going to call up water for a bath......join me....if you want.......

*fade out*

*fade in*

*water sloshing*

I'm rather surprised at the size.....considering this town isn't the largest.......

*grunts*

*pause*

Yes, I did......after the fight with the Bruxa....left a lot of blood......

*pause*

*shifting water*

*lowly* Why do you think?

You haven't bathed yet, and you'd want to before we fuck....besides....it's warm.......

*huff*

I'm not immune to the weather.....despite how much Jaskier says that I am.....

*pause*

*kiss*

*lowly* Shift back.......

No preamble.....

You came back here to have sex, didn't you?

*grunts* And to give me the gift, I suppose......

*lowly* But I could smell it on you......as soon as you came up to me.....

Slight intoxication.....and lust......

*hums*

It does......it's different for everyone....and I can't always smell it.....but you......you smell like spice.......

It's still on your skin.....even after washing......

*hums*

*soft grunts*

I'm much more....content to be fooling around with you than out there.....with everyone else.....having to pretend that I'm having  a tolerable time even when I'm not.....

*soft grunts and moans*

You are much less insufferable to spend time around......

And it feels good to fuck you.......

*pants*

If you'd like me to......the water is still warm.....

Hm.......there's no trouble there.....I'm ready for you.....

Your lust....the smell......it has a tendency to invade my senses......you have an uncanny ability to make me hard for you......

But I'll help you get ready......

*grunts* Put your hands on the edge of the tub.....right here......

Let me guide your hips.....

.....Not that yet.....

*grunts* This.....

*wet kisses and licks*

*grunts and licks and kisses*

The smell of spice.....is here too....concentrated.....calling out for me to taste....to take......

*huffs a laugh*

*harsher licking and kissing and sucking*

*pulls away*

You're trembling....I take it that was good?

*huffs a laugh*

Fingers now.....

I'm not using spit.....I'm not an idiot or an ass........

I have oil......

Spread.....just a little more.....

*sighs softly* The view of you from behind....spread like this....wet with sweat and with water.....smelling of spice.......more intoxicating than any wine.....any drink......

Do you think you can handle two to start?

*hums* You seem impatient.....that's why I asked.....

*wet noises*

*grunts* Fuck.

*wet noises*

*soft grunts*

*groans* I swear you run hotter than anyone else I've ever met.....

No....not a bad thing......

Pushing back on my fingers like this.....fresh waves of spice in the air......

*lowly* You do know how big I am......do you want me to stop stretching you, and it possibly hurt, or---?

*kiss*

*grunts* I suppose that answers my question.......

*shifting*

Here.......put your hand on top of mine.......

You can grip as hard as you want.....

*lowly* You won't hurt me......

*pause*

*grunts* I like to grind it across your ass.....because I get an idea of how big it is compared to you......and how far it goes inside you.....

*lowly*

Already clutching tightly....and I'm not even inside yet......

*hums* It's a gift.......

Deep breath......exhale while I enter.......

*pause*

I know.......but you're impatient.....and I don't want you hurt more than you want.....

*humming groan*

You're twitching.....everything alright?

*hums*

It's always bigger than you remember it being....isn't it?

That's why I was saying you were being impatient......

Wait......deep breaths.....*hums* As much as the twitching and squeezing inside feels nice.....I know it's not intentional......

*grunts*

Alright.....yes....I'll move.....fuck.

*soft moaning and groaning*

*through soft groans*

Were you eyeing me up all night? Slightly tipsy and wondering if there was a way that you could convince me to fuck you? Go off and have me all to yourself? You've said before that something about.....meeting my eyes from across the way.....knowing that I'm watching you......something about it turns you on......

*pause*

*huffs a laugh* You.....you and him are the only ones who are actually turned on by my eyes.....rather than afraid......

It's....different.....not.....bad......

*panting and groaning*

More? *grunts* I'll give you more.....

Hold on.......

Turn over......

Grip my arms.....

*grunts*

There......

Hold on tight.......

*hefting grunt*

*huffs a laugh* That's why I said, 'Hold on tight'

Oh.....did me picking up you up like that shift my cock into just the right angle? You're squirming.....

I'm stretching you out, aren't I?

Well....I was going to take you to the bed....but I was waiting for you to stop squirming.....so you don't get hurt.....

*grunts*

Right.....I'll....*slightly breathless* I'll remember that......

*shifting*

*bed creak*

Shift your legs.....up.....like this.....

Do you want me to hold your arms down....or do you want to wrap them around my shoulders?

*hums*

Shoulders it is.....

I'll go nice and hard.....just for you......

*grunts*

You also......enjoy it when I'm covering you like this.....I can smell it.....you like how much bigger I am than you, don't you? That with all my strength I could hurt you.....but I use it to fuck you instead......

*grunts*

*groans and moans*

*kisses*

Look at me.....look me in the eyes.....the eyes that strike fear into monsters and men.....but gives you thrills of pleasure.....I want to see you.....

*grunts and soft pants*

Inside? *hums* You just like the idea of me filling you....don't you?

Alright......*grunts* As you wish......

*grunting and groaning*

There....it's there right there.......your eyes....rolling back into your head.....come.....do it......come!

*harsh groans*

*panting softly*

*panting subsides*

*shuffling*

Here.....a washcloth.....for you.....

Yes......for being infertile....there is a generous amount of it.....

*pause*

*shuffling*

You like being held after having sex......

*pause*

I don't dislike it......

*long pause*

There is.....one thing I've done for Yuletide, on the solstice....if I remember......Either when the sun comes up or....when it goes down.....I meditate......

*pause*

Hm? You want to?

*shuffling*

I---alright.....

With the four candles in the sacred directions......

*pause*

I'm.....I'm watching you.....

You.....you're very......enthusiastic about this......about....many things.....practically everything.....

*pause*

*grunts* It's not....bad, no. You.......

With you there.....there is no awkwardness.....you for the most part go nonchalantly along with me and.....you don't ask for too much or complain about how....insensitive I can be....my other faults....you---

*pause*

I appreciate it......greatly......you....I appreciate you.....

*soft kisses*

Meditation.....right......

*shuffling*

*grunts* Meditating as a Witcher isn't much different than others.....simply....enhanced.....like many other things.....

Yes we---

*door bursts open*

Jaskier: Ah! There you both are! I think it would probably be best if we skipped town sooner rather than later. Seems I made a bit of a faux pas with someone's wife and well--(in the background: Wait, why are you both naked and sitting in the middle of the floor?)

Geralt: *huffs a laugh* So much for Yuletide meditation......

Jaskier: You cut out of the party early didn't you? *gasps* You both had sex without me, didn't you? On Yuletide of all evenings!

Geralt: Jaskier, we can have this conversation when you're not in immediate danger of getting killed for sticking your cock into someone you shouldn't have....

*fading out*

Jaskier: I'll have you know, Geralt, I never made the lovely acquaintance of her insides, not like how you two snuck off without me--!

Geralt: And here I was, thinking that I bolstered some of my reputation for even showing my face at that celebration.....aren't you supposed to be helping me with that, Bard?