With Pals Like These...

Within the vast and wide world of Palworld many strange and magical beasts known as Pals roamed the land. Some would say Pals are wonderful creatures, that can be our allies and assist us in our everyday life. Those people would be wrong.

Pals are dangerous and ferocious creatures that should never be underestimated. Despite their looks these creatures are wild and powerful, and have already caused havoc to human civilization. Some have been used as means to enact cruel torture, and others can put a person to eternal rest with a thought.

This is a story about one species of Pal, the one categorized in the Paldeck as number 69. Odd circumstances ended up creating a unique instance of this Pal, leading to a battle that would be remembered for a long while.

In the vast fields a pack of Lovanders were chasing down their next target. They were always seeking out a passionate night of love, whether it was with another Pal or even a human, and this squad of around twenty were chasing right after a Lifmunk.

"Stop right there," the head Lovander said. "Surrender to us! We have a great night of love ahead of us!"

"Noo!" The Lifmunk desperately ran, the small Pal using all of its energy to avoid its pursuers.

While this did go on for a while the Lifmunk's desperation won out, and the Lovanders found themselves too tired to continue the chase. The Lifmunk got away, leaving the group frustrated and on their own. They've been chasing down Pals for months, yet not a single one seemed to accept their love.

"Darn it," one of them complained. "We were so close that time!"

"I'm so horny I could die," another complained. "I want sex!"

"Stop whining," the head Lovander said. "Let's just pair up tonight and satisfy each other for now."

Since they couldn't find another Pal to help them satisfy themselves they simply needed to do so with each other. It wasn't the ideal situation, they wanted a passionate night and they'd already fucked each other so much that the passion died down ages ago, but it was the best substitute when there was nothing else.

So each Lovander paired up with another, until there were only two left. If it were any other two they'd pair up as well and enjoy the night like the rest of them, but one look at each other and the two knew that wasn't happening.

"Can we swap partners or something?" One of the Lovanders complained to the head Lovander. "I'm not going to fuck her, no matter what!"

"Why don't I just have a threesome with you leader?" The other Lovander also complained. "I can't stand being with her!"

"The pairings have already been decided on," the head Lovander said. "Just suck it up. Past problems shouldn't matter in today's fucking."

Well if it was the head Lovander's words they couldn't refuse. The two still had their needs after all, so they couldn't avoid it. Didn't mean they hated it any less though.

"You said you fucked better than me," one of the two said. "Don't think for a second I've forgotten!"

"There's no way I've forgotten," the other said. "The thought that you think you fuck better than me is simply laughable."

"Then I'll prove it to you right now!"

"Bring it on then! Don't cry when you lose!"

The two angrily brought their cunts together, smashing them together in an ecstatic rage. A wave of fire infected the both of them through their pussies, a flaming wave of arousal that made them want to scream. They held it in, determined to make each other squeal first, determined to make the other acknowledge their skills.

The leader Lovander sighed. This always happened with those two. They hated each other the most out of the pack yet their sessions together were by far the most passionate.

They were a bit too passionate. Their night of love lasted the entire night, leaving them completely exhausted and knocked out when the others woke up. The others, unwilling to wait for love any longer, ran off in chase of a Pal to have fun with.

"Is it morning already?" One of the two finally woke up, in the middle of the afternoon.

"Must've overslept," the other said as she woke up. "Could've gone to sleep sooner if you weren't a sore loser last night."

"You were the sore loser though! You were cumming your brains out from my technique and acting like you weren't!"

"You say that like you weren't making the sluttiest ahegao of all time! You know you were losing, you just can't admit it!"

The two stopped when they heard some clanging sounds, like a hammer striking stone. Some distance from them, there seemed to be a wooden structure and a ton of Pals. And was that a human? Some of the other Lovanders in their pack have been with humans before, and they had nice things to say about them.

"Let's settle this later," one of the Lovanders said. "I want to finally get down for real."

"Fine with me," the other said. "I call dibs on the human though."

"The human's mine though! Back off!"

"Not if I get to them first!"

The two ran towards the base, drooling at the prospect of a great night of love. Hearts were in their eyes, their mouths were watering, their loins were growing wet with desire. Tonight was finally going to be the night, where they'd no longer have to do it with each other once more. The passionate night of love was finally here, the passionate night of love was right before them, everything they wished for was finally here!

Two Pal Spheres in their faces immediately prevented that from happening.

The human sighed as he retrieved the new Pals. They certainly weren't the best, with awful attributes alongside their good attributes. Wait, wasn't this what the new machine he just made was for?

The Pal Essence Condenser was supposed to condense a Pal into just its essence, allowing it to be absorbed by another Pal in order to increase its stats. The structure was built... competently... probably... maybe... it might look like it could fall apart at any moment and it was definitely untested but the human was sure it worked well.

But how was he supposed to use it? Honestly he had no idea, he just followed the blueprint and did the best he could to put it all together. Was he just supposed to stuff the Pals right in there? It was worth a shot.

So he released the newly captured Lovanders from their Pal Spheres, the two still in a daze from having just being captured, and stuffed them right into the device. Smoke came out of the machine, sparks flew out and violent bangs were heard. Something that seemed like screaming could be heard, or was it? As far as he knew Pals couldn't scream, they didn't scream when he butchered them after all.

The device suddenly stopped, far sooner than the human expected it to. The device began to suddenly break down, and the Pal Essence Condenser was no more. So he failed to make the device properly after all. He was just about to head back in disappointment when he noticed the Lovanders standing where the machine once was. But something about them changed. These two were now sharing one pair of legs.

The Lovanders groaned as they stood up, still in a bit of daze. When they saw their shared legs they first thought it was just a hallucination, but as reality began to seep in so did their panic and worry.

"What did you do to me!?" One of the two screamed at the other. "You're a demon! A monster!"

"I didn't do a thing!" The other screamed back at the first. "Get off of me you parasite!"

Was this the result of his Pal Essence Condenser? The human was intrigued by this new form. He thought building a device by himself for once instead of giving the task to his Pals would end up in a massive failure, and it kind of did, but this had potential. Can they work twice as hard now and do twice the number of attacks? He had to leave them out at his base for a while to see the full potential of this form.

So he just stayed there and watched, hoping they could show off their skills to him.

"Anyways, you need to get off right now," one of the Lovanders said. "These are my legs, go back to using your own!"

"So this is what this is all about," the other Lovander said. "You were so jealous of my superior pussy that you had to take mine!"

"My pussy is superior! This is my pussy! Cram both of those statements into that empty skull of yours!"

"I don't want to believe lies after all! Now give me back my legs before your ugly mug taints my superior pussy!"

The two pulled and tugged as hard as he could, both trying to tug their shared legs in completely separate directions. They pulled and tugged as much as they physically could, desperate to tear the pair of legs away from their rival. It failed, painfully, it felt like they were trying to rip their own legs apart, but they were desperate to try.

"Noo..." Feeling their pussy widen in pain, desperate to prevent their most prized possession from tearing in half, the two reached down to try and hold it in place. Their hands met down there, the sensation shocking them and the thought making them furious.

"Don't you dare touch my pussy," one of them growled.

"This is my pussy," the other said. "Don't touch it!"

The two put their hands on opposite ends of their pussy and pulled, desperate to tug the hole over to their own side. They pulled and tugged with all of their strength, even dipping their fingers somewhat within, slightly arousing them as they did so. Neither of them remembered their pussy being this sensitive, did that device do something to them? Was this shared pussy now twice as sensitive, the combined sensitivity of the original two pussies? Whatever it was, its sensation was hard to resist.

The two yelled at each other to let go as they tugged and pulled, each tug sending a wave of arousal through the both of them. Their knees shook, their legs barely able to keep them standing as they inflicted themselves and each other with more arousal. It was growing hard to resist, but would cumming here be another loss? Would succumbing to the pleasure here be the two relinquishing to each other yet again? They tried to resist the hardest they could, determined to not lose once more, yet eventually that proved impossible and they felt an incredible orgasm wash through them.

They fell onto their backs, cumming their brains out from the immense pleasure they felt. Like the pleasure that brought them there the orgasm was also twice as great as usual, probably the result of the fused pussies. They could barely think with all of this pleasure, they just wanted to bask in the orgasmic bliss forever and ever.

A Pal Sphere in their face shut them up, the human sighing as he put them away. Clearly the failed Pal Essence Condenser was completely useless, he'd just get his Pals to build it after all.