Your kid asks you to buy this CD for them. What do you do?
Added 2024-05-14 12:30:45 +0000 UTC
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I'm soooo tempted to spend the time photoshopping that.
Jovet
2024-05-14 23:37:44 +0000 UTCAnd he didn't think it's something to throw up in the air and shoot at??
Jovet
2024-05-14 23:34:55 +0000 UTCThere is a Cpt. Picard song that's been kicking around for 20 years or so. But it's full of spoilers till you get through the series and the first couple movies. At least till you get through the series if it's just the audio version.
Timothy Nikiforovs
2024-05-14 20:03:05 +0000 UTC😮💨
Josh (Target Audience)
2024-05-14 17:26:31 +0000 UTC"Ahhh, Dixon Hill & The Starfleet Mafia... a classic. Sure, why not? It can't be worse than what's out now, right?"
Billy T. Riker
2024-05-14 16:40:44 +0000 UTCI'd tell them not to worry, we already own it😂
Katie Jackson
2024-05-14 16:36:27 +0000 UTCAnswer with the only logical response - "Make it so."
Nerd's Gold
2024-05-14 16:33:05 +0000 UTC(Don't forget MY show, gorrammit!!) :D
MertzRocks
2024-05-14 16:11:34 +0000 UTCL... O... L... !
MertzRocks
2024-05-14 16:10:39 +0000 UTCWorry that they're getting into gangster sci-fi. These Trek vs BSG feuds so often result in real world violence 😱
James Bottas
2024-05-14 15:51:41 +0000 UTCA good companion piece to Brent Spiner’s album, “Ol’ Yellow Eyes is Back.” Featured background vocals by The Sunspots (Stewart, Frakes, Burton, and Dorn).
Frank Tagader
2024-05-14 15:49:11 +0000 UTCI'd also want to include the initial Ben Folds/William Shatner collaboration on two songs on Fear of Pop's Volume 1, "In Love" and "Still in Love". When I think of great Shatner songs in the vein of Has Been, I actually think of "In Love" first. Shatner also appeared on the alternate version of Folds' "Rockin' the Suburbs" for "Over the Hedge". Which was at least kinda fun.
Joseph Spiros
2024-05-14 15:44:09 +0000 UTCNice! I bought my daughter the new Taylor Swift CD and she asked me how to play it... 😆 we have a Xbox Series X in the living room (which works great with the soundbar) + bluray players work too in a pinch. Have a pretty good vinyl collection myself, mostly newer remasters & reissues but those OG albums probably have some great stuff 🎸 sounds pretty good too I'll bet! ✌️ 🖖
Billy T. Riker
2024-05-14 15:40:42 +0000 UTCDamn, they left the best song off the album. That being the classic song where just three words are repeated for nine minutes straight. "Shut up, Wesley."
Dan J Reid
2024-05-14 15:29:47 +0000 UTCI would say pop music is fine, but try listening to some classical Vulcan lute music too.
Wynstone
2024-05-14 14:56:16 +0000 UTCI don't have children, so this is theoretical. I'd buy it for them, but none of our computers have a cd drive any more, so they could only listen to it on the enormous music media station that dominates one corner of my living room. (It's got a tape player, a CD player that holds five cds, and an honest to god turntable, plus several hundred vinyl albums courtesy of my Dad.) At least this way I can listen to it too.
John
2024-05-14 14:54:27 +0000 UTCLMFAO!!!!! Oh my GOD!! I LOLed so hard!!
StonyD
2024-05-14 14:41:23 +0000 UTCKnowing my daughters, easy: We set the player on repeat, throw banana-clips over our eyes, and shake the whole neighborhood with a BLOCK PARTEEEEEEEE!!! {head-thrashing begins}
StonyD
2024-05-14 14:39:32 +0000 UTC“OF” course!
Josh (Target Audience)
2024-05-14 14:23:30 +0000 UTCI play it cool, hide the pride I have for them and nonchalantly turn around to hide the tears of joy I have for my child in that moment.
Burrito Vampire
2024-05-14 14:11:45 +0000 UTCsomebody has to work at the strip club
Prof Moff
2024-05-14 13:58:01 +0000 UTC“Years later, when Prof Moff’s kid turned 18, he left home and never returned” “I gave that ungrateful kid an amazing childhood!” Prof Moff still claims to this day
Josh (Target Audience)
2024-05-14 13:35:04 +0000 UTCHave you heard Star Trekkin’ by The Firm? Or Starship Eidelweiss by Eidelweiss? Look then up on YouTube - no spoilers both parody TOS. The latter CD single actually has an epic techno rendition of the Star Trek theme which got played a lot at convention parties in the 90s.
Paul Rymer
2024-05-14 13:33:28 +0000 UTC"In this house, we listen to REAL music! Star Wars Cantina Band Jizz!"
Brendon Waldron
2024-05-14 13:33:26 +0000 UTCReleased on CD only 😔
Josh (Target Audience)
2024-05-14 13:32:04 +0000 UTCI say "Hell no, but you can have this" and I buy them a copy of William Shatner's "Has Been." It's an elegant, full album. Bill really came into his own, artistically and commercially.
Steven Johnson
2024-05-14 13:19:11 +0000 UTCGet it on Vinyl you heathen
AzoriusMage
2024-05-14 13:12:18 +0000 UTCTell the kid to go get a job you snowflake. I think the coal mines are hiring
Prof Moff
2024-05-14 13:11:19 +0000 UTCThe solo is X-rated either way, because it goes so HARD 😎
Josh (Target Audience)
2024-05-14 13:09:25 +0000 UTC@Target Audience That one definitely needs an apostrophe: 'bone solo. Without it, it's X-rated.
Jovet
2024-05-14 13:07:04 +0000 UTCHe found it at a garage sale
Josh (Target Audience)
2024-05-14 13:04:17 +0000 UTCMake sure to blare “Engage” during your fight 🗣️
Josh (Target Audience)
2024-05-14 13:03:54 +0000 UTCI ask him, "Who told you what a 'CD' even is??"
Jovet
2024-05-14 13:03:50 +0000 UTCIn those ancient times, they actually did this by burning the information directly onto the artifact….i think they stopped burning information this way because of carbon pollution or something 😜
Derek Orr
2024-05-14 13:02:03 +0000 UTCDid he try opening his banking app and looking at his account? That may help.
Josh (Target Audience)
2024-05-14 13:00:48 +0000 UTCMassive W
Josh (Target Audience)
2024-05-14 12:59:32 +0000 UTCYou dropped this 👑
Josh (Target Audience)
2024-05-14 12:59:21 +0000 UTCBust out the anbo-jytsu gear and give them an sound ass-kicking 👊
Matthew
2024-05-14 12:59:20 +0000 UTCSo, back in the day before Al Gore invented the Internet, they would put music onto a fragile disk that easily scratched and held up extremely poorly. Obviously as you can guess it was quite frustrating. Then there was this guy Sean Parker…
Josh (Target Audience)
2024-05-14 12:58:24 +0000 UTCDon't only rejoice in their choice of entertainment, but the fact that they desire physical media!
David Wayne Fox
2024-05-14 12:57:35 +0000 UTCWhat is this... "CD"... you speak of?
Darin Wagner
2024-05-14 12:53:00 +0000 UTCI buy two copies, one for them and one for me
Guillaume Bergeron
2024-05-14 12:52:55 +0000 UTCBuy it for them... Heck no I'm buying it for me...😏
Dru Blood
2024-05-14 12:52:52 +0000 UTCThe answer is, of course, yes. Spiner and Frakes and a few of the others made silly fans CDs over the years. There's one with a name something like "Old Yellow Eyes" iirc. Every family needs some Trek
SageGreenGoat
2024-05-14 12:52:26 +0000 UTCFor the record, the "Shut Up Wesley" thing is overdone and it made Wil Wheaton feel really bad for a lot of years, so we can probably move past it.
SageGreenGoat
2024-05-14 12:49:47 +0000 UTCThe rumors about Picard’s last verse on that track 👀
Josh (Target Audience)
2024-05-14 12:45:16 +0000 UTCCan’t shield your kid forever
Josh (Target Audience)
2024-05-14 12:44:52 +0000 UTCYour kid = 🤯
Josh (Target Audience)
2024-05-14 12:44:21 +0000 UTCTell them that CDs were mythical things their grandparents believed in.
Michael Schwarz
2024-05-14 12:42:56 +0000 UTCNo son no, we need to wait for the deluxe version with the special “Shut-Up Wesley” track
Gregory
2024-05-14 12:42:17 +0000 UTCI’d wonder how the heck did they get into the Icelandic folk music scene
Matthew Riley
2024-05-14 12:41:19 +0000 UTCThere some tracks featuring Guinan, so it'll probably be okay. When she's involved the rest of us can probably just chill and assume it's safe.
SageGreenGoat
2024-05-14 12:40:04 +0000 UTCRub your hands together smugly as you reveal to them your treasured copy of "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" sung by Leonard Nimoy. "Son, do you want to hear real music?"
Ken Rubotham
2024-05-14 12:39:50 +0000 UTCThe Wesley ad-libs during the song’s bridge 😳
Josh (Target Audience)
2024-05-14 12:37:30 +0000 UTCI don’t have kids, but still answer this question with a hell yes 🔥
Josh (Target Audience)
2024-05-14 12:37:08 +0000 UTCThey’ll agree, but then start blasting their Panasonic stereo as soon as you get home
Josh (Target Audience)
2024-05-14 12:36:34 +0000 UTCRiker’s ‘bone solo on Blown Out 🔥🎺
Josh (Target Audience)
2024-05-14 12:35:10 +0000 UTC“Get that kid off my bridge” … great song! Lol
mike
2024-05-14 12:34:35 +0000 UTCIt's a trick question-- some of us don't have kids and never will.
SageGreenGoat
2024-05-14 12:34:24 +0000 UTCSay yes
Retro Tom
2024-05-14 12:34:04 +0000 UTCI'd buy it for him on the condition that they wear headphones LOL
Jason Mitchell
2024-05-14 12:33:21 +0000 UTCI prefer the single "Sucked Out (Featuring Will-Dog Riker)," with "Blown Out" on the B-side.
lee
2024-05-14 12:32:59 +0000 UTCCongratulate them on their good taste :)
Matthew McKinnon-Gray
2024-05-14 12:32:00 +0000 UTCHug them tightly and cry knowing you are a great parent!
Terrell Harkness
2024-05-14 12:31:54 +0000 UTC
