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First Time Watching Star Trek (2009) REACTION

First Time Watching Star Trek (2009) REACTION

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Welcome!

Josh (Target Audience)

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Steve the greeeen hand

Star Trek and start trek beyond were great trek films . And better than 5 season of std . Its alternate timeline w zero impact on legacy canon and honestly nails a lot of aspects . The hate is just modern day social media and lack of actual honest viewers

Steve the greeeen hand

I actually like this version a lot . It’s a different timeline and no impact on the canon .

Steve the greeeen hand

The only thing that you guys are missing in this video are lens flares. (You will understand the reference once you watch the movie.) Happy April Fools Day!!!

T’Pynyn of Vulcan

Well if everything goes at the rate it's currently moving it's looking like 2031 or so before we get to this for real...😬

Greg Quinn

I can't officially speak for the guys....but as a big fan of them myself, Welcome to the collective!

Monty Crawford

So I have been watching you guys for a while..since the tos movie reaction.... yesterday I saw you watching JJ Abrams Trek....and I was Soo upset lmao...I realized it was an April fools. So I said to myself it bothered me so much.... I need to join your patron lol. Since I realized I am a true fan of your star Trek reaction! I do hope you guys watch Star Trek continues ...it is a great fan love letter to TOS...and it completes the series to to movie excellent 👍 Live long and prosper 💓

Angelo Carrubba

Something was different this time!

Adam from Germany

As a western European I honestly believed that Shasta had to be a fake name. It sounds very eastern Euopean. To my amazement this brand exists in american reality. Just like Fireball.

Sam Langanke

Wow, Star Trek (2009) is a lot better than I remembered!

Steven Linden

We used to pronounce it Shasta like the mountain.

James Baloun

Great mushrooms.

Monty Crawford

hemlock.

Monty Crawford

Honestly, your Shasta commercial spoof is better than the movie. (i'm not a fan of the reboot. The Enterprise in it is HIDEOUS). But this is great. Good job kiddos.

Monty Crawford

Naw it’s prob us. No offense intended. The town of Mount Shasta is about 45 min drive from me with a lovely view of the volcano that is Mount Shasta. Pretty big as far as volcanoes go and rumored to have hidden Lemurians-some kind of garden faeries or something.

Badger

Oooohhhhhhhhh. Right.

Aramis Calcutt

Turn on your location, lads, we just wanna talk. (J/K! It was worth it just for the Shasta Colo bit. XD )

North

Joke's on you guys, I already watched every Star Trek movie since '92, IN theaters, WITH popcorn, and... aw goddammit.

Juan Tutrífor

2:35 You should have just admitted, it's better than birthday cake, winning the lottery, and sex all on the same day.

Jovet

What size shoes does Alex wear? LOL

Jovet

@Juan Tutrifor Well said.

Jovet

I've never pronounced it "SHAW-stuh", I've always pronounced it "SHAH-stuh" Is that part of the joke? haha

Jovet

Star Trek 5 walked so the post-6 movies could run... off a fuckin cliff

Juan Tutrífor

Didn't fool me for a second 🤣

Andrea R

This had a better plot than Star Trek (2009), actually.

Juan Tutrífor

It's actually pronounced "Fur-e-ball," btw.

Juan Tutrífor

I generally don't like clickbait, and you got me twice, once for the post and once for the pinned comment. But, it is April 1st, so good job guys. My first clue that something was off, was that your video was only 40 minutes long. BTW, if you do watch it, even though it takes place in the past, it will be a spoiler.

startrekiborg

Wood alcohol. It makes you go blind. Or maybe Mudder's Milk. All the protein of your grandma's turkey dinner, and 15% alcohol.

Prof Moff

You got me.

Collin Freeman

SLUSHO

Rhett Coates

Lol you buttheads! I can't believe I fell for this!!! Hilarious! 😂😂😂😂🖖🖖🖖🖖

Anthony Goodwin

We’re just stupid

Josh (Target Audience)

Wow, I can’t believe I fell for that. Well done!

Brian Moore

You pronounce Shasta funny..must be west/east coast thing like : Pop or Soda

Badger

Ah yes, let the asinine April Fool's videos commence. A reminder as to why I avoid most of the internet on this day, but Patreon is usually pretty good.

David Crabtree

Now, as penance, you have to accelerate your Reaction schedule tenfold for TNG's remaining 9 seasons.

Tom Occhipinti

Ohio boys call it "SHAW-sta", love it. The first a is like the A in cat. ;)

JD Nevesytrof

What would be the drink of choice for Star Trek Into Darkness?

Steven Johnson

It's a great conversation piece.

Steven Johnson

I knew it before I clicked. This day is too "dangerous" for me to believe anything!

StonyD

....that's pretty much the movie.

StonyD

This comment sums up everything post 2009

Scarpad’s Domain

Well in the grand scheme of things you can do one of these vids every year for everything post 2009

Scarpad’s Domain

Hmm makes me want a Shasta… not to drink, just to have…

Connor Fallon

No problem, I’m cool with it. I rationalize to myself when I read the post they just decided they’ve already seen Star Trek and they’re just going to go ahead and watch this movie because they watched all the original episodes and it’s in my opinion it wouldn’t have been a good move but I was willing to accept it. Either way I’m in it for the long-haul to finish the media with you guys

Thicketdweller

Oh dang... I forgot what day it is. You got me, guys. You got me.

Darin Wagner

geez dudes. You were flat at the scenes I thought you would go off, laughed at the sad scenes, *completely* missed the nuances of some of the performance to the point I thought you might be watching the wrong movie. This is probably the *worst* take of this film I have seen.

Matthew Riley

What happened to the airdate order?

Darin Wagner

We watched it in 2009, so barely remember anything besides Thor dying at the beginning and Sabotage playing for some reason

Josh (Target Audience)

I thought you guys had already seen the 2009 film before you started the whole reaction thing.

Regan

Wait a minute….. has anyone TRIED Shasta and Fireball? ….Excuse me a moment please

Josh (Target Audience)

(Slow clap of genuine respect.)

badvertised

Shasta and JJ Trek go well together. Unlike Shasta and Fireball.

Steven Johnson

ha. ha. ha.

Mat

Very odd that you decided to spend the entire discussion segment talking about how this movie would have been better had they included more Pakled lore, but I can't say I disagree.

Captain Proton

My heart sank when I saw this, but then I realized what day it is, so good one. I'll watch the video later. As it stands now I have no intention of ever watching this or the sequels for reasons I will explain soon. I already have a post ready for the uncut version of S3-01 where I give my reasons since there is a slight connection between that episode and a bad experience I had watching another reboot of a show I love.

KatWithAttitude

We will actually watch it when the time comes

Josh (Target Audience)

We’ll get there (for real) one day

Josh (Target Audience)

You got me. I was trying to come up with a justifiable reason for watching this one out of order, but I couldn't. And of course, there wasn't and you didn't, but... gah. Too early in the day for April Fools'.

John

Ha ha, you got me! Happy April fools I guess that means I get to be saved like young children, fools and ships named enterprise

Thicketdweller

Noo...don't say this is April Fool's...I was soooo psyched! Star Trek 2009 and that new trilogy is an absolute gem!

C_Drew

You had me until Shasta! No way you guys would turn your back on Fireball!

Chris Christison

HaHa. Dammit.

Deidra LaMoria

I became completely blind on March 16 of 2009 that is now 15 years and 16 days ago In December 2008 I had lost the ability to see the color green but I could still go to a movie and see what looks like a really gray out video. I saw clips for the Star Trek movie when I went to see quantum of solace, and I got an understanding of how sleek the new enterprise looked in the video. And got a glimpse of the cast and thought they all look reasonably correct But by the time the movie came out in May I couldn’t see it. It was the first movie that I got my hands on audio description for. So this 2009 Star Trek is unlike all the previous Star Trek and similar to all the future Star Trek I have never seen any of the Star Trek made after 2009 and have to rely on the audio description as result of failings and audio description I have really dug into podcasts over the year to get better detail. I am really looking forward to this presentation for the opportunity to gain greater insights into things that are almost deemed to be visually irrelevant to people who can see. Thanks guys have a great day

Thicketdweller

ok April fools, you got me good.

Smokey C

Happy Aprils Fools. Ok I’m going post a Massive spoiler for season 3. Here it is….. 🤤just screwing with you

Scarpad’s Domain


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