Red Sonja (1985)
Added 2018-12-03 11:00:02 +0000 UTCSword and sandals this week ActionBabyz. The Boyz return to the Hyborian Age and have a nice little visit with RED SONJA. This type of movie is right in the sweet spot for the ABZ; the locations, sets and cast look amazing while the performances fucking suck. Neilsen and Schwarzenegger look incredible together but manage to be boring with their 63 minute play-fight (them tapping their swords together) that's supposed to be sexy? All the footage they had of Arnold/Kalidor, not Conan, is shamelessly hamfisted in to the final cut of this 89 minute movie that still feels long. Go watch the movie and listen to this episode, there's nothing left to say - you're all masters now. We can't teach you anymore, go pick out a sword. Don't worry, an unexplained ghost-princess will help you choose the right one.
Comments
Hell yeah
Will See
2023-03-14 14:52:06 +0000 UTCWatching this on HBOMax now and using this episode for my long holiday drive coming up
2021-12-14 21:40:17 +0000 UTCAlso can't believe they didn't clock Pat Roach.
John Blood
2021-12-13 22:11:28 +0000 UTCIm crazy late but I just saw this movie for the first time. I liked it.
John Blood
2021-12-13 20:56:28 +0000 UTCGot 25 mins into this movie before I realized it was the French dub
Justin
2020-03-21 16:56:25 +0000 UTCYour sister is dead.
Aristeia
2018-12-23 13:34:07 +0000 UTCI need this.
Adam Lane
2018-12-06 13:53:57 +0000 UTCThe 'it's a hot butt--it's your dad's butt--he's piloting the Challenger into the twin towers' bit! A+
2018-12-06 05:59:16 +0000 UTCGabrus, please hire me to do the poster for CHUNK NORRIS, I already have several ideas for it.
Felipe Sobreiro
2018-12-05 18:01:38 +0000 UTCReally phoned in the exit bit on this one
2018-12-04 21:30:01 +0000 UTCOh fuck, my debit card got declined. Oh fuck. FUCK THAT. I GOT MY PAYPAL FOR THIS $9 INVESTMENT. PRAISE THE PORCELIN GODS!
2018-12-04 20:55:56 +0000 UTC"sniveling lackey who cannot comprehend a wife's decorating style" is a great new character
Wayne S
2018-12-04 03:37:02 +0000 UTC
