Color - A Lot!

I can’t stand my roommate. Don’t get me wrong. Liz is one of the most caring, kind, fun, and smart girls I have ever met. The only problem is…

OK, look. I’m not gonna sugar coat it. It’s her junk… she just lets it hang around everywhere!

I’ve known her for about two years now. We both mutated around the same time. I have a nice furry tail and she has… well, four penises and four vaginas. We got to know each other as we got used to our mutation. She used to be self-conscious. She would hide her body out of shame, and that’s not right. So she got into therapy and started working through her issues. She gained confidence, worked on her self-worth, and became proud of her body.

But come on! Being proud is one thing but this is ridiculous! In public she will wear pants and you’d think she was any other three legged mutant. At home she won’t even wear pants! She hates boxers because they are too masculine but panties are too uncomfortable. The most she will do is wear these thongs which literally don’t cover up ANYTHING! And they are just all in my face every day and-

“Is something up Carol?” Liz said breaking my mental spiral, sitting in front of me legs spread.

“Liz, I’m not trying to be a nag but, can you cover up a little? I mean you are sitting on the couch with everything hanging out.” I said embarrassed.

“Oh I’m sorry. I didn’t know it was teasing you so much. I mean if you wanted a taste all you had to do was ask,” she said with a mischievous laugh.

“I don’t want to taste them!” I said, my cheeks beat red. “I’m just saying it’s not normal. It’s unsanitary. It’s…”

“What, are you jealous? Look I’m not gonna complain If you go pantless so just take off your own and then we are even.”

“It’s not about that and you know it!”

“Yeah yeah. Look, I know this isn’t normal but hell, having twelve genitals isn’t normal either. So you know, just embrace the weird.”

“Twelve?” I said curiously. “But you only have eight.”

“Oh I forgot to tell you. My mutant gene is active again. Went to the doctor and they said I’ll probably grow some more in the next few months. Gonna complete the dozen babeeeey!” She couldn’t help but laugh boisterously.

I on the other hand sighed, knowing I couldn’t convince her otherwise. I could only wait for the coldest months so she would have to cover up or freeze. Let’s hope she doesn’t mutate a coat of warm fur, or else I’d never get them out of my sight!