Rizzler Cinematic Universe | Too Old For Costco Influencers (Full Length)
Added 2025-08-26 16:00:21 +0000 UTCWelcome back to another episode of "Too Old For This," where this time we're diving deep into the hallowed halls of Costco, but not for the rotisserie chicken or the free samples. He's here to unravel the complex and intertwined lore of the "Costco Guys" and the "Costco Ho," two viral phenomena that have captivated millions.
But the real question is, how does this all relate to the Rizzler?! Will Jesse connect the dots or is he too old for this...
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Comments
Also the kid is my nephew. He is now the age I was when he was born (wild. What is time, man)
Kaydie
2025-08-29 23:28:45 +0000 UTCI recommend checking out the spudman craze. His kid works with him & makes a lot of videos with him, including trips to Bookers (the UK version of Costco)
Kaydie
2025-08-27 13:08:52 +0000 UTCShout out to the patience you have Jesse, I could never sit through those crying vlogs.
Nathan Johnson
2025-08-26 19:31:19 +0000 UTCThnaks Jesse for suffering through this, because i personally would have quit after 2 mins if i had to watch all that stuff D: Good lord..i got through it because for some reason i imagined everyone being a human-looking robot..because normal humans dont behave/talk like that D: Kudos to you jesse!
DrSordidus
2025-08-26 17:17:17 +0000 UTCSometimes i wish i was illiterate so i didn't have to see this kinda nonsense out there in the world. But then i just watch more Jesse reacting to it and things are alright again.
kytten♡
2025-08-26 16:15:13 +0000 UTC
