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A Guide To CCP Honeypots

The FBI made this brilliant piece of cinematography in order to teach us about the dangers of sexy Chinese people giving you money.

A Guide To CCP Honeypots

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That's so wild, I didn't realise they still use those machines. Imagine losing a job because they brought in a guy with water-divining rods who said your humors were misaligned and you had too much black bile.

Boy Boy

i applied for a low level administrative city gov job and they made me do a polygraph even though i knew it was bs. and i did not get the job. the poygraph lady was very rude and took herself way too seriously.

luciana alessi

In how many countries has Alex been? XD

Local Lesbian

Don't the CIA and FBI kind of hate each other? Seems like the FBI just wants to make the CIA look like terrifying people who will arrest you for sucking at a job interview you weren't even qualified for in the first place. Either that, or the real propaganda is actually meant to be making you afraid of the CIA so you won't betray America, like any reasonable evil country would do.

Thom Schanzleh

This is fucking hilarious, no way the Americans paint themselves out to be the insane authoritarian ones in their own propaganda hahaha

Acrain7

Great video, thank you FBI!

CIA Agents

Do you think he went to the cia interview with the cash still strapped under his shirt? "Have you ever taken money from a foreign government" "N-no" *adjusts shirt to cover suspiciously shaped rectangular bulges on torso*

Nicki M

This is literally pro China propaganda from the FBI I now want to go to China

Mario

best part about watching this video is knowing I’m going to China in the summer WOOOOO !!! 我等不及去中国拿我的钱了!!!!

Alexia

Love yall but that shot of New Big Wong was definitely in DC not NYC

Harry Thomasian

Banging film for sure.

BOO

This is amazing 😂😂please do that video in China!

Lucy Newman

Imagine filming a convict almost crying admitting his life is fucked and using it for Propaganda fking America

j

american student (of color) currently studying abroad in china right now: 1. yeah it can be that sunny in china (and even shanghai). they're doing much better on pollution than 10 years ago. 2. shanghai sexpat whities are the bane of my existence (this guy in the video pretends like he speaks mandarin/putonghua but he still mostly hangs out with white foreigners and people in my home university's chinese 1 class speak better than him...). 3. i am currently not being scouted by any faction of the chinese government. i wish! maybe it's because i'm in stem. 4. not every foreigner gets offered a job... i wish me being an exotic dark skinned person was enough to do odd jobs and not just be marveled at. (this might just be a new thing though) 5. god i wish i could be this praised for being stupid

Glasses

We need that Riboyna shirt!

sesh

The FBI would never do anything wrong. They also gave me LSD in the 70’s so even better.

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