We Learnt How To Defend Ourselves From The Knife-Crime Epidemic
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okay but... wouldn't you also scan your environment if you were to flea from the confrontation?
Local Lesbian
2025-11-22 12:26:47 +0000 UTCi have that exact spatula...did you break into my house boy and boy?
toe tickkler
2025-09-03 05:09:51 +0000 UTCThere's no need to find excuses to cuddle with the homies
Thwoawya
2025-08-19 20:15:46 +0000 UTCI feel like Aleksa was hornier for Alex than usual in this lmao
โญ DSF ๐ฆ
2025-07-29 15:44:38 +0000 UTC17:35 67!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nate Bishop
2025-07-06 17:17:48 +0000 UTCwhats better than this? *points at the boys wriggling on each other on the grass* just a couple o' guys being dudes :)
Janne
2025-07-02 15:01:54 +0000 UTCAs someone who has done a course on "Ringen", wich is basically medieval eurpean close cuarter combat, that is deffinitively not how to effectively counter a knife attack, nor should you ever even engaje on a knife fight, but if for whatever random scenario you end up having to defend yourself from a knife, just kick the atacker on the crotch and run away, and leave the bullshido and the tactics for sports and the like
Alejandro Resinger Grandal
2025-06-30 00:03:55 +0000 UTCThis was so hard to watch. The instructors mannerisms and like weird uneven staggered way of speaking really made him seem socially awkward at best and like dark triad spectrum at worst.
careb0t
2025-06-29 07:28:26 +0000 UTCThe best way to win a fight is to never get into one in the first place.
Foxtoss
2025-05-07 06:26:56 +0000 UTCthis made me happy when i was sad thank you boys boys
lia!!
2025-05-02 01:35:35 +0000 UTCThis feels like one of those conversations youโre having when youโre outside a bar or club smoking a cigarette and some borderline psychotic guy comes by asking for a cigarette and starts talking your ear off
Pistacchio
2025-04-08 16:20:27 +0000 UTClol Ethan Klein is a terrorist.... I laughed so hard!
Jamie Scholl
2025-04-01 13:10:48 +0000 UTCWhy not go on linked in? Otherwise you are just preaching to the converted in a bubble. Everyone is actually using linked in as it helps them get a job and get on with their job and these are workers who you canโt ordinarily get to. The good thing they are all over to the right so will give you bad comments, but the good thing about linked in is this actually propels you faster and there is no thumbs down option.
B
2025-03-27 23:12:18 +0000 UTCas a londoner i needed this bc even the babies are armed with knives, very useful
Hay
2025-03-26 04:58:17 +0000 UTCthe slow stabbing attack is actually killing me, how do these people think you get attacked???
elise d
2025-03-25 20:34:27 +0000 UTCthank you for the homosexual content boy boys
Madeline
2025-03-22 00:29:16 +0000 UTCFreya ๐
phlubdub
2025-03-21 13:56:30 +0000 UTC๐๐ซก my heroes
Carter Duquette
2025-03-21 02:35:33 +0000 UTCA very useful expertise to have. Especially on September 8th 2022
TribalTree
2025-03-21 02:32:37 +0000 UTCYou're so on-top of it. I thought no one saw!
Boy Boy
2025-03-21 02:16:56 +0000 UTCWe're always reppin 2150
Boy Boy
2025-03-21 02:16:18 +0000 UTCI'm terrified of this quote being attributed to us
Boy Boy
2025-03-21 02:15:55 +0000 UTCYou've been a knife expert for a long, long time
Boy Boy
2025-03-21 02:15:40 +0000 UTCEveryone knows knife-crime is a crime of passion
Boy Boy
2025-03-21 02:15:26 +0000 UTCthankyou?
Boy Boy
2025-03-21 02:11:12 +0000 UTCWe love tomfoolery
Boy Boy
2025-03-21 02:11:00 +0000 UTCcongratulations!
Boy Boy
2025-03-21 02:10:40 +0000 UTCWe initially just wanted to giggle-fight in the backyard... we built this video around that imperative
Boy Boy
2025-03-21 02:10:31 +0000 UTCWe believe in you!
Boy Boy
2025-03-21 02:09:45 +0000 UTCmake sure you lie on top of eachother and reverse blink
Boy Boy
2025-03-21 02:09:25 +0000 UTCBeautiful
Boy Boy
2025-03-21 02:09:14 +0000 UTCI'm surprised by how many of those guys there actually are out there
Boy Boy
2025-03-21 02:09:01 +0000 UTCwe'll keep the smooches coming!
Boy Boy
2025-03-21 02:08:43 +0000 UTCjust trying to embrace my newfound culture
Boy Boy
2025-03-21 02:08:33 +0000 UTCI knew it!
Boy Boy
2025-03-21 02:08:17 +0000 UTChahahaha make sure you're always grooming
Boy Boy
2025-03-21 02:07:59 +0000 UTCdoes every swedish person wear an "instruktรถr" t-shirt?
Boy Boy
2025-03-21 02:07:40 +0000 UTCI'm glad our observations are categorically correct
Boy Boy
2025-03-21 02:07:15 +0000 UTCWe're always looking for new ways to be gay
Boy Boy
2025-03-21 02:06:15 +0000 UTComg that's awesome, I wanna watch that one!
Boy Boy
2025-03-21 02:06:02 +0000 UTCI'm not sure how many trained knife-weilders are out there doing knife-crime
Boy Boy
2025-03-21 02:05:47 +0000 UTCWe'll get on it asap!
Boy Boy
2025-03-21 02:05:02 +0000 UTCoh my god, please no
Boy Boy
2025-03-21 02:04:47 +0000 UTCWe'll keep the homoerotic content coming
Boy Boy
2025-03-21 02:04:31 +0000 UTCyou're welcome hahaha
Boy Boy
2025-03-21 02:04:21 +0000 UTCMost of my life-or-death encounters begin in that exact position
Boy Boy
2025-03-21 02:04:01 +0000 UTCYou should consider running a self defense course
Boy Boy
2025-03-21 02:03:37 +0000 UTCthe best form of self defense is to confuse the attacker with homosexual feelings
graceica
2025-03-19 18:44:57 +0000 UTC19:01 lol
WKE
2025-03-17 06:34:09 +0000 UTC"okay let's say we're in this position..." ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Carter Duquette
2025-03-16 17:41:11 +0000 UTCThose initial tips are unironically really good, all jokes aside. This guy is legit.
Raptie
2025-03-16 17:09:10 +0000 UTCSomeone trained will use it with the knifepoint to the other side to manage to slash instead of stab is what i was taught in self defense class anyway.
Tipips
2025-03-16 15:45:54 +0000 UTCare they gona kiss
kotenk
2025-03-16 15:02:13 +0000 UTC"They compared me to a piece of carton with bullets in them... this is a provoation to get me killed!!"
Bemi Schneider
2025-03-15 11:25:08 +0000 UTCOh yeah i think i watched this swede gym porn vid a while back thank you boy boy for sharing meaningful entertainment
rae
2025-03-14 12:31:22 +0000 UTCI'm New in here, this is the first video I see in your Patreon. Very homoerotic, I love it in here ๐
Ali Trejo
2025-03-12 13:49:45 +0000 UTCHoly shit, it's always been my dream to be seduced by a CCP agent. I can't wait to watch this!
Boy Boy
2025-03-12 03:15:27 +0000 UTCHooooooly shit, if boy+boy don't react to this, I swear I'll become a youtuber with my Aleksa-level-funny 40% albanian leftist girlfren and react to this ourselves! That's a threat, I'm also begging you to react to this + spare us, Boy Boy
Aretha
2025-03-12 03:07:42 +0000 UTCEthan going to pay to sub to get that clip of you mentioning him
Matt Volk
2025-03-09 08:08:24 +0000 UTCthe rituals are intricate
D8353
2025-03-08 12:07:26 +0000 UTCBro I literally tell u ever day to watch the 9/11 cheerleading tribute routine and you have the audacity to ask for video suggestions ๐ซจ๐
Cat M
2025-03-07 13:16:09 +0000 UTChahahaha what the fuck is this. the music. the fake "pan asian" accent.
low value dog
2025-03-07 11:18:40 +0000 UTCNo, still In the closet
Sebastian Staaf
2025-03-06 06:55:30 +0000 UTCOh shit, I'm actually planning to visit FMJ to check out the range. Now I'm gonna get all weird if I meet Mr CantReverseBlink and be embarrassed on his behalf. This was awful, and cute, at the same time. And the way someone not drunk actually uses a knife is short, fast and multiple stabs like the amatuers at the end did it. Its not a fking sabre.
Warulv
2025-03-05 23:44:16 +0000 UTCI generally like this Jesse guy because I like martial arts and combat training but man he sometimes does videos with actual loons like Steven Seagal lmao.
DrowsyLynx
2025-03-05 21:51:26 +0000 UTCi'm glad y'all found a new way to be gay
Kat Reynolds
2025-03-05 21:42:12 +0000 UTCI can confirm ; Iโm swedish and gay and autistic.
py
2025-03-05 21:34:56 +0000 UTCAre you gay too?
Emem
2025-03-05 21:34:12 +0000 UTCas a swede i did fully not believe this was in sweden until i read "instruktรถr" on their tshirts lol
hercla
2025-03-05 19:01:57 +0000 UTCIf you really want to learn about the culture of knife culture you should definitely watch "Surviving Edged Weapons"
Aemelia Thompson
2025-03-05 16:53:23 +0000 UTCThank you, or should I say "Tack"!
Eve
2025-03-05 13:16:35 +0000 UTCNot the best How to Seduce a Swedish Man tutorial, but some strats worked for me, so ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Ryan
2025-03-05 12:20:29 +0000 UTCi am swedish. and yes. i am autistic.
Sebastian Staaf
2025-03-05 11:16:41 +0000 UTCAlso a stabbing tutorial right after aleksa announces to the world that he's actually Albanian... ๐ค ๐ง
Abigail โจ
2025-03-05 08:40:19 +0000 UTCLove and miss you phlubdub ๐ซก (make BoyBoy Twitch great again 2025)
Abigail โจ
2025-03-05 08:33:29 +0000 UTCTwo references to smooching in this vid. This is what my $5 are for. Thank you Boy ๐ท๐บ and Boy ๐ท๐ธ ๐โค๏ธ
Abigail โจ
2025-03-05 08:31:43 +0000 UTCIncredible as always, donโt stop making fun of dumb American men in head scarves
Andrew Rapp
2025-03-05 07:18:21 +0000 UTCone of those cutouts is from s.t.a.l.k.e.r. 2 i think ๐ญ
Kaisa Kaaleste
2025-03-05 06:12:10 +0000 UTCYou're so brave for coming out. congrats
SkaveRat
2025-03-05 05:48:13 +0000 UTCCan't wait to teach my friends!
Tenami Saffigna
2025-03-05 05:17:33 +0000 UTCThank you for the Lesson Boy Boy I'm following Along at home with my Own Knife to hopefully Become a successful Knife Murderer ๐๐ช
That One Guy
2025-03-05 04:26:47 +0000 UTCHoly fuck, lol
Sean Sanders
2025-03-05 02:09:00 +0000 UTCThis should've been called "We learned to giggle-fight with a spatula in a backyard"
Gnome Chomsky
2025-03-05 01:49:58 +0000 UTCToday I found out I am Swedish.
Eve
2025-03-05 01:28:42 +0000 UTCThis is hilarious. I second this. Boys, please watch this
Jeremiah
2025-03-05 01:24:29 +0000 UTCthese two always just looking for an excuse to roughhouse
phlubdub
2025-03-05 01:21:59 +0000 UTCMy Boy boy go boing boing : D
Shlimp dong
2025-03-05 01:20:35 +0000 UTCi don't use discord but boys please watch this fbi propaganda film about a guy getting seduced by the chinese into selling out the usa https://youtu.be/R8xlUNK4JHQ?si=ICOksxNt8_PY2pTW
Freya
2025-03-05 00:57:02 +0000 UTCthe worst part about the knife defense video is the complete lack of chemistry between the two guys
xolumira
2025-03-05 00:20:01 +0000 UTCwhy do I feel like I've seen this video like 2 years ago
TribalTree
2025-03-05 00:19:33 +0000 UTCI think we can get a lot of mileage out of "Gay โ Autistic โ "
dogwheatbread
2025-03-04 23:55:53 +0000 UTCparramatta mention!!
niamh
2025-03-04 23:55:50 +0000 UTCIt feels good to laugh again, thanks boys :)
Uncle Lauren
2025-03-04 23:53:29 +0000 UTCNext lesson: How to strangle a guy with the stupid buff on his head. Also, I wonder if there are armies who give their soldiers nunchakus for close combat instead of knives.
cbx
2025-03-04 23:48:00 +0000 UTCFuck me boys keep putting out bangers
Chris
2025-03-04 23:42:31 +0000 UTCDon't tease me like that๐ญ
Mackenzie
2025-03-04 23:34:15 +0000 UTCIs learnt a word?๐
Gavin
2025-03-04 23:32:51 +0000 UTCyou edged me the first time with the upload/delete tsk tsk
Ebony Vella
2025-03-04 23:32:18 +0000 UTC
