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😒 Sober #EP 89 - Outcasts

😒 Sober #EP 89 - Outcasts

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Moleri

I love you guys as a team I also would like to have each of yall sexually??

Cesar Rodriguez

Recently got testicular cancer, you guys made it worst also thanks chad i need weed now more than ever.

Reso23

Chad needs to start posting on his second channel

Macca

The omelette effect

Gorilla Lamp

Holy shit it's black Darcy

Gorilla Lamp

Hello I'm black Darcy

Black Darcy

I really want Darcy’s hat, it’s sick

Lauren G

lol and then Darys the outcast hatter have pride in your craft brev

Tori

my god, Chad it's as if you are the deity of not understanding and hypocrisy

Tori

i dont watch episodes without scott

rainapotato

gremlin22 for president

Corey Karns

Chad spitting facts about stoners

Kurt Boyd

Put peak pt1 in gaming playlist

Lucky

chad the typa bloke to catch up on the podcast and laugh at his own jokes

abirzore

fishing and camping vlog when?

Chinese Darcy

Um actually we would love a Chad pilot update(when can u hit a six?)

Searah Jane

He gonna find the real gel in a man

Derek47

She jell on my man till I mf jellman

Derek47

Who gelman

Derek47

Illiterate gelman

Derek47

Mr gelman?

Derek47

Bald gelman

Derek47

Gelquin to gelman

Derek47

Gelman

Derek47

Erm. Excuse me... gelman

Derek47

Gelman

Derek47

Gelman

Derek47

Gelman

Derek47

Gelman

Derek47

Are you really down?

Derek47

Chad u should play league and put out an uncut vid of it

Sacred Moon

peter the fog man is here

voxary9

I hate Scott

BRU DDA

Darcy please stop pulling me I have a family

Some strings

Chad was lowkey spitting with the weed thing ngl

hisocarl

Does Chad not know that pilots can't drink within days of a flight, so professionals basically have to be sober?

Rogalal

2 dudes with metallic testicles… tag em

Kynan Lawrence

scott just be saying anything that aint funny at least he makes good merch

Darby hater

I hope chad keeps doing this podcast, he gets so much shit for anything. But he truly carries the show

MrBigGuyForYou

Jungle Darcy be swinging from vine to vine

Bald Darcy

He would be bald under

Bald Darcy

https://youtu.be/YglQd7CEKwE?si=VBfb3bgUaoFi_vcO

Lenny

Are you telling me mason goggles cox is in this patreon?? Up the flagpies 🔥

Em

Bring the fuckin drink to canada

Boof Delivery

Hey shout out to that hook sniff guy !

HookSniffer

since when does Darcy play drums? that shit is tuff as fuck

Sascha Drapes

no definitely fly to finland

PLEASE BOSS

tag 2 blokes who want grog in NY

art green

When the part came on where they watched some of the old darcy shapes video, I just paused the podcast and went to watch it again🙏

Luka

Bald Darcy a bitch, scared his scalp will get sunburnt

SadChad

lacky needs to pipe down on this one let chag use keyboard

big chinese style

Legit died when Max looked at Logan Paul Pokémon moment and said “it could’ve been me”

shatov_n

Chad should go on love on the spectrum

afval

would you guys ever do a pokemon card collection video on patreon where you show off your favourite cards in your collection

Lenny

Grelk

Grelk

Chad why didn’t you join onlyfangs?

Christopher Garcia

Grog in NY when?!?!?

Christopher Garcia

chag needs to stop rambling about his bitch ex wife, @two gay blokes who fuck

big chinese style

can you film an episode underwater?

Johachim Gulstad

Chad want’s a girlfriend but he don’t even know himself well enough to be with himself. Most of the time he just want’s something he don’t have, instead of being happy for what he got. Love Chad, but he also be a bit stopid 90% of the time.

Sebbe Loré

bring grog to Winnipeg

andrew

Bring grog to Canada

Egg Nawg Dawg

I'm jelqing to this

Jack Noire

Hello mate

Ben

BRING GROG TO CANADA!

James Allen

Release Darcy’s hat I NEED IT!

James Allen

bro let it go... its been like 7 years

i dont thibk so...

Question for the boys, how long would you last with Ragatha 😳

DEZdispenser

tag two blokes that should upload the japan vlogs

Evan

spotify canceled because scott didn’t pay it this month

Lenny

Jungle Darcy

Jungle Darcy

First time watching this, I thought it was pretty good. will watch more of them at work tomorrow and see what I think after that. thanks

Chance

Being an outcast is not a bad thing, dont need to suck up to others who dont want to fuck with you. You got real homies 💯 💜😁

SKXgloomy

did the bahn mi come

Brodie McCabe

Tag a bloke who makes dessert omelettes when life gives you egg. Also, talking to women do be gay.

Brandon Miller

And you guys all made fun of me. If you could see me now guys

Six Pack Chad

Mr Beast?

Black Squirrel

chad cant even fucking read damn

athena

Tag bloke

Two Blokes

She Chad on my max like I’m a moe foe,

Robert Uballe

Tag an FBI agent who does fuck all but listen to our calls

Pure Sound

I reckon it's because they specifically asked us to put comments this time.

shitdick

Chad needs to go to Thailand and find a lady boy and make a vlog about it 🩷

Imogen

Chad how many women have left your house after seeing your idubbbz tattoo on your ass? I bet it is 95% of them

Imogen

I watch cold ones because you are out of pocket . You guys are super successful ,you don’t need to suck up to other YouTubers. If I wanted to watch people suck mr beasts ass I would watch mr beasts videos. Also Darcy seems sad lately you should all go camping together , get naked and hold each other.

lily sprinkles

Typical coke user 🗣️

Jr

i know three blokes who do fuck all and two of them are chad

some bloke

Weren’t y’all in merch videos for the amazing digital circus??? How can they be outcasts????

Eddiefm

Keep it niche🎋

Kael Woodruff

I hate all these posers commenting now that they are reacting I was commenting before it was cool

Matthew mannes

Can you guys make baby merch? I want my son dripped out in some cool shirtz/ cold ones merch.😎

highfiveserg

These lads are handsome AF. Do you have any public events happening in Aus soon? Do you guys hang at the fortress in Melbourne?

Jack

ain't watching this one, big fan though

thewanderinggoyim

darcy is genuinely the tuffest person ive ever seen in my life

worthless, ugly, gay

Darcy innocent jokes don't cost relationships between people, especially online f they get upset they just bitchin

Scallops

What a shit fucking podcast. I thought this was your second Patreon. Turns out it is just second Patreon content! #KILLSCOTTIMMEDIATELY

BigBoofa

Chad

Scallops

I bet Chad cums like he sneezes also

mason cox

Scogg calling out my name sent fear and chills throughout my body while working. I thought I was being spoken to by God

mason cox

Tag a block

Eggy Egg

Bunch of cute boys hanging out id pay 5 to see it

Nic Fusi

Nah shouldnt have killed that black metal cunt thats karma bro

cornz

Anyone hating on the mullet should be burned

Levi Gerber

mullet max is peak

Levi Gerber

A gel woman perhaps

John Toronto

Im watching this one in reverse and i dont understand wtf they are saying

gang gang

YOOO NICE TATTOO CHAD! I FUCKING LOVE RED PANDA'S! NOW I WANNA GET ONE TATTOO'D AS WELL!

Mees

Chad hating weed smokers while he takes coke up the ass is very reddit of him and he doesn't get the yogurt effect

Agent.Thicc

the hair looks good max, just very different and not like anything we've seen you in before.

Mees

tag 2 blokes who be made out of gel

NPCapho

Thats the two guys effect

Villads Bonobo

And then oil up his smooth noggin

Johan Nordquist

Chad should go bald and clean shaven

Johan Nordquist

No fuck you bring grog to Finland

Thomas Gates

call it glog

Jett B

Is there a fucking gas leak in the office?

Milo Bloom

Darcy Max's and Chad are some of the best things to ever happen to youtube. Fuck youtube. Bring Grog to Hawaii, and where's the Silas corner?

Thrash4Cash

I don't want to give Chad shit... But William Osman has a second channel where it kind of shows YouTuber farming... And he is an engineer and problem solving type, as opposed to a attention deficit gambler problem maker type. I guess what I'm trying to say is that you need to try to find peace in your own space... Because everything is way too hard and life is just the race against the The Running Man in ocarina of time, and death will always beat us by a second.

Cowgrowler

holy shit he's back thanks

Olli

first

Olli

Sorry max, you are sex.

Cryo Clasm

Sorry max, you are sex.

olly ruggier

Holy shit Instagram reels has a video about Chad https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPaDjCzDGdi/?igsh=dWMxOHdlMTF5dHlq

Nils

COOL SHIRTS IS GOATED I LOVE SHITS THAT ARE COOL

Merrick S

4 guys be like

Lachlan

hog

realnimrod

you guys are all so sigma

Kai Mader

Do black tar heroin next ep

Olli

Shut the fuck up darcy ya cunt

Pacific

I’m sorry I love Scott

Kenneth Walker

Danm is 😂 🎉

Monke4819

Tuff pfp

Monke4819

Bold Darcy

Bald Darcy

He just got that dog in him!

Mr. Deez Hasentur Dachat

We gotta make tag two blokes with heinous attributes mainstream

Epic 9001

I told the 2 blokes at the Grog event in Chicago I was geeked af and I wonder wat Chad thought I was geeked off

Jesse

Can you guys bring chads ex landlord on the podcast I have a question for him

number #1 in the game

Man chad needs to do irl streams again. Also my balls are itchy

Riot Cailin

Use sour cream

Riot Cailin

This podcast is too bald for me anymore

Bold Darcy

this is like watching your parents slowly get divorced

Big-Nut

Pot!!What a druggie! —coke user Chad

Red

Scott is like Glen Humplick and Jeff Tremaine but for Cold Ones and at the same time.

Cowgrowler

Bold Darcy.

Bold Darcy

Probably the bald element

Bold Darcy

That’s what I’m saying

Chinese gel man

Thank you for apologizing

Mcchew

@max @chad

two blokes

Tag 2 blokes that do fuck all and comment first

Gel Man

I hate that Scott hasn’t opened the meme I sent him on Instagram

Riley Cunningham

Chad has made it clear that woman are gross and also sex is gross maybe it would be a good idea if Chad became a oil rig worker

Bbd34

Tag 2 blokes that do absolutely fuck all and are made of gel

Gel Man

Dude Chad is probably gay maybe you should experiment

Bbd34

praise

Gel Man

I’m sorry I bullied the woman in the last podcast episode she gave me a fungal infection in my chest and tried to kill me with George T. Stagg

Bbd34

pls give me custard sign, i am custard man

Custardman

what a privelege to be mentioned by SILAS from silas twitter account

Joseph Knibb

turpa kii

Olli

Darcy whats your favorite element?

Johachim Gulstad

The fact chad changed the story from “she just lit up a joint cuz she’s a drug addict, it would’ve been ok if it was for sleep” to “she told me she smoked to help her sleep, but I assume she’s a drug addict crack freak” is the most typical chad thing ever.

Michael

Darcy I'm French and I like you

Dylan cool

is there a mrs gel

ringwormtingz

no joke gonna scedule any visit i make to the oce and southeast asia region to hit up a cold ones meet and greet

Otso Nuutilainen

max hair look like glued on scott has gout

Otso Nuutilainen

he doesn’t do fuck all

Freaky Darcy

i tried to tag my bloke mate wesley but he’s a broke bitch and isn’t subbed the patreon please bully him

Freaky Darcy

About time they gave you flowers

Freaky Darcy

thoughts on the new joji song?

Jake Boorman-Cross

I don’t know, he sounds cool though

Chinese gel man

i agree i don’t care for his attitude

Tyler Hewitt

i could do with less of that scott fellow

Tyler Hewitt

right, like it’s cute no homo

lindsay T

Grog legoland please bro. All we have is plastic

Miliam Hjelmstedt

max protecting chad when scott started breaking his balls with the camp stuff was really wholesome

Mattias

than last episode

Mattias

man max hair fell off even more

Mattias

Joji vlogs

Joshy

Obligatory Scogg hate comment

Nils

chad called me retarded for commenting so much and i hate that hes lowkey right. but i stopped feeling embarrased when i remembered he cant read or spell

beebo

Make grog for underage blokes like me

Landon Rhoads

Get moistcritikal on the podcast to tell him you don’t watch his videos but are normally a big fan tho

erenkonen

Bring back Jojivlogs

Xiro

@maxmofoe is the only bloke I know

Jr

how about you guys strap Scott to a chair and inject him with LSD next episode

blossomisidro

Your haircut looks good kunckle dragging gay bloke

B Clark

Also guys they laughed at my comment but didn’t like it 💔

Jr

Yooo!! Currently 4:55am in emergency unit in NZ and honestly couldn’t be mot entertained and boosting my morale thanks guys!

Amber Doi

New pod !

Sammy

Shave their head instead

Bald Darcy

My balls are itchy

Krimpy bingus

Chads on point. Stoners can be fucking annoying, and it ends up being their whole personality.

Kahlypso

Gel man fan club when

Dravgo

Come on Darcy… if there’s ANYONE on the internet who could take a “your shit sucks fuck you” joke it would be Moistcritikal. He would probably laugh and respect you more honestly. He knows his viewer count is validation enough

JRGT04

What the fuck took so long

Bald Darcy fan

uhhh tag a yogurt who doesn't give an effect

_gothbewbs

Chad once you realize your gay give me a call 😘🇹🇩

Chinese Dinner

hell yeah new pod ep! :)

Searah Jane

Chad went from wanting to own a bar in Japan, to wanting to own a far, to wanting to become a pilot. Can’t wait to see his passion next month.

DjFluffy Kurosaki

nah that cuhnt is sick shut up fuck off

Gooner Daemon

can you all do ketamine and try hold a conversation on the sober pod, and rename it i am not fucking sober pod? you can also huff duster or nitrous oxide, i just want to see you guys dissociate while having a conversation. thanks!

Gooner Daemon

Tag two blokes who bald Darcy fan

Dalziel

The frog shit was referring to Chad buying a factory farm before even growing a small garden. And the coober pedy one was because I suggested about the pilot bet. If Chad flies there, and makes a video checking up on the locals, Darcy has to join in on the drinking games more. Fuck me if they never see this and I just look like a troglodyte forever 😂

JRGT04

Also, fuck you Scott. 😂

Connor

Lesbian with the glasses!

Connor

He has openly talked about taking huge amounts of cocaine and that he misses it

I Consume Cats

Who the fuck is the gel man?

IMazzz

Isn’t Chad an addict?

Guy

Darcy try not to cum challenge failed

Poopers21

Oh great they show my most retarded comment ever posted on a video. Thanks The Cold Ones.

JRGT04

also I’m team Gel Man

lindsay T

ay don’t ’listen here bitch’ me chad, you’re shooting the messenger mate

lindsay T

chad is a fucking narc, mr beast smokes dat shit too. if u dont fuck with da beast i cant fuck with u

Binko

That was the best podcast to date

Rune O

Scott hate thread:

The Duck On Quack

“Pot smokers freak me out” Chad didn’t you do coke??

Adem

Tag two blokes who want to give darcy 20 dollar

Jack

You guys need to get a bald cap for Darcy so he can become Bald Darcy in real life fr

Jens Grini

Bald Darcy respect button ⬇️

Alex

Is my dog cement T ever coming?

OGM

Darcy enough of the clout shit, sideman are gay

Finn Foley

Max, don't listen to the haters. I am enjoying your new haircut

Nick Kirkham

Darcy’s a camper

EpilipticCat

Man give this Darcy bloke a house or atleast a shed or somethin'

Oskar Andersson

Why is the arrogant Darcy always attacking the innocent Chad 😔 ? Hasn’t the fungus already done enough?

Creamy clary

Chad you're legend, don't listen to the haters

Finn Foley

Tag two blokes who crack no eggs 🥚

Creamy clary

#baldmen

dominic wisdom

max's wig in that new main channel vid looking clean af now we know where the patreon money going #baldandproud

dominic wisdom

Chad looking like purple Donkey Ling

Ben

I wish there was more transparency between us and you guys. I’m not saying we listen to Chad talk about how things aren’t too good right now or Darcys unbridled rage. Just a bit more meaning behind some of these recorded convos. Food for thought.

Noah Hagan

relate with chad on the fomo bit but not on the abusive message part also i'm crushing my balls right now

Alex Holden

For the next podcast. Please give everyone a knife and when someone interrupts or talks over someone, fucking stab them

I Consume Cats

chad could cut his hair for max's wig collection

dominic wisdom

darcey needs to release the beast shit been cooking like it in a pot

dominic wisdom

when we seeing max's wig collection

dominic wisdom

Love you chad, don't put too much pressure on yourself

Shaymus McIntyre

18:54 sneaky little avoiding that above comment there!

Angus Keane

Man this ep gave me snaids also chad is goated asf

Bran

based asf

Bran

fuck up cunt

Olli

id rather kms :P

Bran

Congratulations on transitioning!

Angus Keane

Was that the NSW one?

Angus Keane

I thought Patreon was for Chad's dih 🥀

Loz

If you fellas read this; Darcy needs to crack open a grog and drink it right now. Otherwise he is racist… 🤨 Also Chad has been a legend lately, keen to see him succeed.

Angus Keane

Jelqed it to the gel man

Harry Hardman

Would you rather have a house that jacks you off or a bird that shits in the toilet ?

Asger

Cold ones more like max is old as fuck

Gooner Daemon

1:03:20 darcy needs to get in line

i dont thibk so...

When gel man blows up I hope he don't forget about us

Shaymus McIntyre

Go to Romania for giggles

Asger

Oh now we're cooking

Olli

Stop reading the comments it's like breaking eggs

Jonathan Clare

Bald Scott

Bald Scott

Max reacting to Max reacting to Max's message to Mr Breast is the highlight of the EP. and Scog reacting to Scog reacting to max's message also makes top 3 moments. also SideMen are weak compared to cold juans. who needs 7 British 'people' when you have 4 Australian Grog salesmen Sincerely, a british 'person'

Wherethelambsaus

DONT LISTEN TO EM MAX THE HAIRCUT MAD FRESH G

number #1 in the game

1000% agree with chad on the weed thing

yo gurt

I didn’t know yall fucked with gay retarded Ethiopians like that, respect 👍

Koster

I am jaking to this rn keep up the good work!

yo gurt

Wasn't chad waffling about getting all his tattoos removed just the last episode?

Marc102

Tag two blokes who playfully tease other creators

Olli

Why chad dressed like grimace

Ethan Munro

i want to give darcy 20 dollars

Thing

I swear fat dudes always have the highest standards

KingCrustable

i think i drank 2 bottles of red port when that ep came out. god forbid a guy has no life whatsoever

beebo

Chard does not brain have

AlwaysEptic

sorry im retarded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and an alcoholic!!!!!!!!!

beebo

Didn't watch this one, usually a big fan tho

Jack Noire

Boner Alert!

Boof Delivery

max alt gamer girl arc achieved! Lemme slide?

Boof Delivery

That was very rude of her. Any respectable smoker woulda A) asked 1st B) had edibles or C) had a vape

Seriously Sammy

Chad loves telling everyone else how to live their lives and then gets defensive when people even lightly suggest ways he could improve his own.

N8

Where bald Darcy at

AlwaysEptic

Someone I know died in a plane crash on saturday and it made me think of u chad

mothman (real)

Tag two blokes who want to do it all

Rune O

But I won't do no fucking gardening

Olli

Chad when you get your pilot's license just fly to Finland I'll play golf with you bro

Olli

Chad be like holdup lemme lie

Alex Malkin

How good is bbq shapes and lemonade

I❤️maxmoefoepokemon

Max looks both 16 and 37. I think Darcy pulled to many strings on him.

andy servin

I swear to god this is not a joke. I know it seems like a joke because I'm posting it here, of all places, but I swear to god I was just walking down the street and my cock detached itself from my pelvis and rolled into a nearby drain. Please someone tell me how to retrieve my cock from the drain.

Ranjeet Biscoff

on god

athena

Love to see Scott back on the podcast show, i agree with Darcy on the egg wisdom words

Rune O

Max please for the love of god just tell me the truth. Will you EVER come back to Pokemon content. You don’t even have to say yes just be honest 😔😔

Tyler Deez

Chinese gel man is here

Chinese gel man

?

Tax Return

You telling me a shrimp fried this omelette

Tory

Second Channel

Tax Return

I'm glad that each of yalls talent and humor brought you all to where yall are today. ❤️

breadmuncher222

To settle this whole ass Chad on a farm debate get fucking Self Sufficient Me on the pod deadass

Linus Kindstrand

So, 11/9 then?

Marc102

Cold Ones x Adidas collab when

b4byc4ts

You are fucking retarded.

Marc102

Chad is that one friend that always posts depressing sad boy shit on insta, bro just smoke the joint cant be any worse than all the alcohol (give me grog)

Yoko

glad to see all five guys together- max,chad, darcy, scott and purple northface

Natalie Krisa

Tag 2 blokes made of gel

Ahuevo

Chad's such a fucking pussy about weed

Lucas King

Standing on business about the omelet metaphor, it definitely is NOT a cake. Darcy fell off

Eric Bunzey

Chad don't reply to this comment if you are going to commit Australian 9/11

Ant Sheerin

chad didnt talk about wanting to go to a farm this ep for 20 minutes, is he okay?

Holden

bring grog to malaysia man i want to get grogy

Tuah Afiffahmy

Chab

Abraham Hughes

bullying max about his hair is too mainstream now, I'm taking a big step and bullying him for shaving. Grow the neckbeard out again bro its charming!

Gordie

I asked my sister about the love island and she said they don’t take “body diverse” people as Chad put it

Matthew mannes

Camping (Vlogcast) p.2 when

b4byc4ts

I'm chadmaxxing rn

Matteo Toffoli

Bald Max?

Bald Darcy

tag 2 blokes that release the coober pedy files

JiraiGumo386

YES❤️

b4byc4ts

Tag 2 blokes that drink grog all

Rat_with_a_bat

Joe Pickle

Lachlan

you guys are killing your functional stoner demographic!!

i dont thibk so...

i been getting dirty money jordan belfort

Jordan Belfort

i feel like main channel vid is for bullying darcy while patreon is for bullying chad 🥀🥀

i dont thibk so...

hey this is for chad. are you keen for the first Australian pokemon go safari in sydney later this year? also how was mega rayq raid day? i would love to see some type of pokemon go content in the future, maybe a patreon vid??

i dont thibk so...

Scott hate thread:

Gremlin22

chad got that wet fungus infection

Dillosauras

Max is the meme merchant

Nick Willmott

Tag two blokes with a pilots license

big mane

guys if we keep saying max looks like a lesbian he will shave his head we will finally have baldmoefoe

Jett B

Who’s the lesbo next to Darcy

I❤️maxmoefoepokemon

They fucked max’s shit up💔

Saiyanboss27

ohhh shit

gh0ul3tte

Bald Darcy

Bald Darcy

FINALLY sober pod

Lachlan

I’m going to touch chad on that plane

Unknown Jpeg

Max & Chad know how to make friends with other creators. It's playful teasing. Darcy=47k followers on IG. Chad=562k. Max=788k. But yeah Darcy knows what's best aye.

shitdick


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