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🗒️Sober #EP 88 - Life Advice

🗒️Sober #EP 88 - Life Advice

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In Oklahoma the monopoly tab is still pullable!!

Destiny Rush

“If it is to be said, so it be-so it is” - geg

John Toronto

you can't make a tomlette without breaking some gregs

pengu

Genuinely the most theo von ass story out of chad at like 28:00

Kevin Reddy

Many herbs are shade tolerant and will grow well in pots! Perfect for a patio garden. And since you're handy, you can probably built some cool shelves and towers to maximize the space. Sitting out there to have your morning coffee with your dogs could be really nice! Also google community gardens, most will allow you to rent beds for the season and there's usually a lot of folks around to chit chat with

Jayden

Good shit Darcy

CleverAxe

Darcy is seriously starting to crack a little bit. Should we be worried?

DeezNutz

Darcy's a fuckin legend!

Milo Bloom

Max 😭😭

Sammy

Two gay blokes at the computer shop who do fuck all

Dravgo

Max be looking like an old lesbian lady

Moisturizour

W Darcy with the wisdom

Vulcan

steve won’t kick the foopy with me 😞

im chines(outh korean)e

Most people who're recognizable tend to date out of country, its safe to say most Gen z recognize you in Australia lol

Zealous

I’m back cunt

Christopher Garcia

Thank you max chad and the team. The little like and comment meant a lot to me. Even tho it was a piss take haha I really appreciate it. Love you guys❤️❤️

Trent08

was chads boss at the computer shop THE mr. boss from smiling friends?

number #1 in the game

Chad should get land. Apartments turn you into bugmen

MarkÜ

🇹🇩Chad

AlwaysEptic

want some????

athena

chad get you some generic adderall

athena

The comments moaning about Chad are more depressing than anything chads ever said

Bearnaise

On the serious note I really hope you're okay Chad

Bold Darcy

Covid is deffinitely making a comeback.

Bold Darcy

I predict that Chads new life goal will be to own a truck rental company

Johachim Gulstad

That’s that rhino virus effect

Jett Curran

My father's name is JUNGTAO

Ranjeet Biscoff

maaan we gotta get chad on The Circle

art green

This pod got the Rhino virus effect

Zealous

Planet zoo fan spotted

Ashtyn

39:36 he didn’t say “jerk off” that’s usually a Max Classic!

Angus Keane

Hahaha! Oh fuck me, true!😂

Angus Keane

Doesn’t even need to change the name!

Angus Keane

I’m here

Angus Keane

you know chads sick when darcy make egg

SpiltMilk

Hey guys come to Lithuania and meet my buddy Angus

Asger

Isn't the saying already "You have to crack a few eggs to make an omelette"

TomEqualsD

i been getting dirty money jordan belfort

Jordan Belfort

Darcy be like inspirational

Oskar Andersson

Does chad still have his warhammer minis?

Jacob Wynne

can you lads post a video where you do shrooms cheers

nickstormm

Hope you find your own kind of happiness and fulfillment Chad

Xact

you yappin way too much for a Markiplier fan

Koster

Chag has the American dream by having all the money in the world and fame and is depressed!? Fuck you

Vlad Moore

Darcy yapping way to much for a side character

Midnight

fuck ai

Mattias

comments are either “guys chad gonna kill himself” or “my nama jeff”

Mattias

true

Mattias

all 3 of them tick especially darcy tho with his eyes

Mattias

that’s the omelette effect 🥚

Mattias

wait til you find out this was literally already a podcast topic and chad has a memory issue

beebo

Fuck you Chag stop being depressed and keep playing DK

John Toronto

Deep

12321

This is such a fake AI episode

gang gang

Chad only wants a farm cause he thinks it's like a highlight real from Clarkssons farm and doesn't understand that it's a 24/7 job. Tl;dr: Ma name chef

I Consume Cats

I got a 10 acre farm up in far North Queensland you could think about buying Chad, if that’s enough paddock space for you

baba

Cherry grog now

Zak Farley

Man, Chad’s attitude as of late has been turning me off. I understand why he feels this way, but we also pay real money for this Patreon. Chad has been feeling and discussing this for the past 5 or so episodes. A material object isn’t going to fix you. A farm can’t suddenly give you some random sense of fulfillment. It’s pretty clear Chads going through some mid-life crisis and self-sabotages. I feel like it’s starting to bleed into his relationship with max and Darcy. Hope he discusses this with his therapists, and gets the help he needs ❤️

Andre Nguyen

Do yall have any plans to make any more guest based podcast?

the powerhouse

Man that egg debate at the start made me wanna crack my head open on the pavement, good ep

Linus Olsen

Yeah bro hates the government now, wait till he spends a year as a farmer

Jack

why ? the thing darci said about the routine was really nice imo

yo gurt

Why this episode feel like an awkward dinner at your friends house (Chad) where their dad (Darcy) starts lecturing them about how their wasting their life, and becoming a professional bong tester isn’t a viable career choice? Keep your head up, Chad! Don’t let the man get you down. 🤘

Brandon Miller

hey chad wanna be friends, you can carry me in league of legends

athena

This episode made me depressed

Alex Holden

Max looks like the lesbian music teacher

Ethan Munro

You guys should do an episode where you kick Darcy in the nuts

Pacific

Why does max look like Scott Silas child

Gus Donnelly

can you guys get aunty donna on the pud?

i dont thibk so...

4:42 does this mean Darcy is HowToBasic?

BigHorgs

Id kill a small Chinese man to have the free time to complain about having free time

Derek47

chad needs more enrichment time in his enclosure

beebo

ily chad ;-;

squwhy

Rhino disease is caused by sex with rhino. Rhino anus leaves rhino flakes on your dihh and it makes your nose hurt or somethin.

Mr.Crease6200

Darcy needs a darcy

Thrash4Cash

Do you guys hang out with Chad much outside of work? Maybe he just wants that more often because he really cares about you guys

Kyle Jahnke

Chad you're a great person and we all are here because you make us all laugh. We love you man! Idk if you feel fulfilment from that but you mean a lot to a lot of people! Not just your friends, family, and co workers

Kyle Jahnke

I know a lot of the comments are brain rot shit, but I love the podcasts. Especially when you guys get deep.

Kyle Jahnke

W hair max

Mr.Crease6200

O my god, this is the funniest shit. I’m so sorry, but i think i love chad being bullied

Mia Cervantez

Chad we love you bro you’ll figure it out

Kael Woodruff

Link

Kaitlin Welch

Dude same I fucking loved it. I’ve been watching these guys once I was 9, I’m 18 now and as I’m older I’m broke as fuck but relate to Chad in a decent amount of ways. Like I wanna do something else or have a different situation but that won’t change everything cus I myself need to evolve and Darcy’s speech was really good for that.

Kael Woodruff

Max crashing out on Chad is a historical moment

number #1 in the game

how cum darcy and max are alway bouncing on eachothers cocks. like sure your boy's a lil delusional but nothing wrong with that. this dude darcy always be talking about how much he enjoys life until chad starts talking about his passions, why dont you follow your own advice ill bro

swavs

I think max has Tourette’s maybe

Cherry

Funniest fucking ep of the pod cracking up fo real

Jarod Scanlon

2 million dollars or dinner with Silas

blossomisidro

Lol I think its “can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs”

Kyle Conlon

chad continuously fantasizing abt having a farm like that wouldn’t be 500X times more stressful and involve more work than what he’s doing now always sends me

lindsay T

Normally I’d agree but they had a point about the farm stuff it’s kinda like the frog pot dilemma

JRGT04

Their point is kinda like a frog in a pot. If you put the frog in while the waters already boiling it’ll cry. but if you gradually warm it, it’ll achieve nirvana

JRGT04

Jumpscared by the PhilDoggz mention.

TerryByte

The first time I saw the thumbnail I straight up thought Chad was getting lectured by a random guy about life advice, turns out it was his best friend who just got a haircut 💪🏻 true friends do that shit to you

HookSniffer

Nice work bro

Gel Man

why are these podcasts just an hour of bullying Chad like let him enjoy life

Mcchew

Was just abt to comment he should volunteer on a veggie farm and prep for his own if he really wants one

Tucker Moore

Also, Max crashing out on Chad about hobbies fucking made my day. Thanks for the laughs blokes.

Connor

Who's the lesbo with glasses?

big mane

That’s the omelet effect

Dominic Sanchez

"$400 dinner date or steak dinner and 30 minutes at an asian massage palor?"

number #1 in the game

Shut the hell up Natalie Krisa I’m tired of your knuckle dragging around the place 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😱😱😱😱

Bbd34

I want to see a video of Darpy making an omelet

Lukas

The drywall effect caused the rhinovirus.

Connor

Next video idea: Chad does gardening

Hector Aguila

Chad I will go travel with you

Natalie Krisa

That's the aids effect

Vasiliki

U guys should play “who’s at the door” it’s on steam for 20% off rn

number #1 in the game

Man y'all scared me with the thumbnail and title I thought Chad was about to quit

Pure Sound

what in the noel gallhager is max

Joseph Knibb

WATCH OUT CHAD, BLUDGER

Sam

The last part of this podcast was fucking amazing. We can all tell Chad had internal struggles and wants to find a sense of direction. A lot of us can probably relate. After listening to Darcy's rant about how Chad could find self improvement, I personally felt a hell of a lot better. Not saying that's what the content needs to be about but maybe on the podcasts you spend like 20 minutes just on Chad and how he can improve himself and find fulfillment.

Kyle Jahnke

damn, max be lookin like an old dad now, makes me kinda sad :(

Adam Winter

Darcy feeling the omelet effect bruh

James Peacock

aw damn, I was really rooting for the hippie hair to make a comeback.

Gordie

Chad’s job story is the most fucked hilarious thing I’ve ever heard. Tag 2 blokes who do fuck all.

erenkonen

Crack

Double

Max with a haircut looks like scotts gayer older cousin. Also chad on love island would be hugh mungus.

olly ruggier

man his hair fell off

Jett B

HOLY SHIT BALD DARCY FAN MENTIONED!!!!!❤️❤️❤️

Bald Darcy fan

i hope everyone survives the plague chad unleashed

Dillosauras

Chad that’s your job 🗣️

Jr

Max looking fresh with this haircut what a cutie

Kosta

Also did Darcy forget to add the flour ? Or when do you get the cake?

Jr

Bald Darcy finally recognized

Jr

Eggs

Hamphrey

I wanna hear Max talk about AI. What's he been making.

shitdick

They’ll look at Donkey Ling comments but not me suggesting Chad fly to goober petey to darkslide a couple of SkaterAids and Darcy has to participate in drinking games every once in a while when he becomes a pilot

JRGT04

Bald Darcy

Bald Darcy

darcey a beast and max wears wigs?

dominic wisdom

bald darcy combined with his obsession with eggs this podcast confirms the theory that he is in fact HowToBasic. also 20 minutes of chads contagion talk... based

Wherethelambsaus

"I wish my eyes were that moist" - Darply, 2025

Biggest Mike

Darcy is kinda sexy bald ngl

Bald Darcy fan

Dessert omelet joke was funny I appreciate that Darply

The Duck On Quack

I need a Patreon vid where Darcy does open mic stand up. After hearing that dessert omelette bit , I think he's the next Kevin Hart

_gothbewbs

But where mr Scott I miss him

shatov_n

I liked this one. Darcy speaking facts and good topics. I also like Chad flying plane.

shatov_n

Chad needs to be forced to look at every episode. So he can stop repeating the same shit all the time🙏

Sebbe Loré

Chad go and volunteer your time, get fulfilment

Riley Hemburrow

AIDS car bottom text

mason cox

I fucking love mark from self sufficient me hes the most goated youtuber there is

Linus Kindstrand

Don't shit in urinals

Bran

Bruh. Max looks like idubbbz wife. Sorry

OGM

But i won't play no fucking golf

Niko

Chad once you get your pilot licence just fly to finland, pick me up and i'll hang out with you on the weekend if the boys won't. Just don't kill yourself mate.

Niko

he looks like bts member

b4byc4ts

i want to give darcy 20 dollars

Thing

ay bald darcy fell off

Jens Grini

jokes aside fellas the set looks really fuckin good rn, love the lil grog animations going on..helps with the autism

beebo

whatever it actually is chad still wont understand it

beebo

start of max not being fat and gay

LarKin

isn’t the expression you gotta break a couple eggs to make an omelette or is my brain rotted

Lenny

I turned him into Gel after i found his exact co-ordinates

Gel Man

Bald Darcy has failed us..

Gel Man

Bro is stressing over a cold

Ziminiar

im so angry i didnt think of this i mean look at my profile pic. hes my favourite lesbian

beebo

What the hell max got that angry lesbian haircut

Cryo Clasm

max face card upgrade

Nat Long

Max if milf

Gremlin22

where’s bald Darcy 🥺

b4byc4ts

i hate knowing that chad was 100% serious

beebo

oh fuck im retarded sorry darply i misspelled ur name bro

beebo

yes

Cat

dracy ur joke was funny i chuckled thanks

beebo

Fart

Ziminiar

get well soon chad

rav

max kinda lookin like a bts member

beebo

wtf max got that mf mod cut

benny

WHERE TF IS YO HAIR BOYE🤨

beebo

Guys take my life advice and get some bitches

Gus Donnelly

WHERES BALD DARCY

beebo

Holy shit im early, Bald Darcy slacking

giosng


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