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Ranking WEIRDEST Marketplace Listings

Have you ever scrolled through Facebook Marketplace and stumbled upon a listing that made you think, "Who in their right mind would buy that?"

Well, we also thought that. Join us as we rank some of the strangest items lurking in the depths of Facebook Marketplace based on their sheer absurdity.

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Ranking WEIRDEST Marketplace Listings

Comments

Man Darcy needs to get on the ozempic! (Sorry that was a little mean)

Angus Keane

Crying

Harrison The third

6:35 was peak max

oz

The episode would have been hotter with more Darcy in it

Zansto

damn that frog BEEN in the pot!

camman Rogers

👆

IWantToEatChadsHairyAsshole

#100 🦿

Tom Jackson

Darcy Execution Video when?

Kadir N.

I literally saw the crab on my marketplace and was considering buying it

Aaliyah St

Bruh you cant make me get used to ANOTHER random, you know how long it took me to get used to Darcy?

Thrash4Cash

It aint that serious, patreon cut is normally like a day after the main channel

excaliber .

any idea where the patreon videos are?

Dana Smith

Kind of lagging behind. I understand if things might be be going on but some transparency would be nice.

PaulFetishist

*clicks tongue* noice

aug

hat says cock small

MAKKi

Come on we need: - New Sober pod - 'We Tested VIRAL TikTok Drinking Gadgets' Patreon cut - Minister Breast extended

shitdick

Where new vid extended?

Daniel_Rutley

Gerald? Is that you?

pra

Okay why no vid on mr. breast? Okay why no vid on da alcoholism?

Aidan Criddle

instead of uncut mr beast episode can we just have a supercut of max saying “mr beast” to mr beast thanks

Zoey Mirza

Justice for Darcy..

Costco pizza

We need Scott and Darcy only, not whoever that random dude is

figgletin

Man, patrons complain too much

Roland

One of the Etsy vids. Have you not seen every single thing they've ever posted? your a patron! your supposed to be like a member of the ColdOnes military!

Roland

Anyone know what vid the weird alien thing is from?

Lennon White

Agreed

Rach

Thanks for correcting me 🙏🙏

ElloOlives

rowan bean

Kari Kalliojärvi

Mista bist uncut when?

Kari Kalliojärvi

jimmy's beast?

Chris Med

mist or beast

indy joe

Uncensored Mr bean cut ?

Joshua Tree

I ain’t spend 5 whole dollars to not get mr breast 4 hour uncensored you fucks

full sus

“There’s a child spreading its asshole on my mantle piece” quote of the year😂

Tristan Cunningham

Sing it with me, WE! WANT! MISTER! BREAST!

SAM MITCHELL

darcy's hair oh my g.....

seb

I need uncensorized mr breast

Bone Man

When are y’all posting the Mr Beast unedited interview??

Saylor Hazy

seriously where mister breast at, been nearly 24 hours since youtube got it, i need breast uncensored NOW

SAM MITCHELL

Darcy looks different in this one

Bob Ross

That’s facts

I_HURLS

mr beast uncensored

shitdick

Where’s Mr Breast

SwankNebula69

TIER LIST HAMBURGER

AllJustNugget

Mcdouble is as much as $4 depending on where you live. America is a post-capitalist hellscape, McDonald's prices 2-4x since COVID.

Gabe

Beast probably wanted so much shit censored i doubt we'll get anything close to four hours. Also if the yt vid was the most usable clips, it'll probably be ass anyway.

Malainey Davison

jim bean prolly wont allow it.

Malainey Davison

I need grog in Canada:(

LickidyXspliff

Don't get a grog tattoo man 😭

Cold Ones

Unironically better than the Beast podcast.

cooleyeking

Praying they read this :(

LickidyXspliff

Chad why the fuck are you in the right chair? Consistency is key in my autistic brain and you aren’t doing that. Max keep being grog.

BowlHead

Hi Darcy

Lucy

Send him grog

Squishy

Send me a pack of grog and I’ll get a grog tattoo

LickidyXspliff

Please make more 😂😂😂

Kendra Crassweller

我讨厌所有的黑鬼和犹太人,还有哈卡图阿议会锄头,她很低调,虽然她可以用她那该死的脸上的纹身得到它,但我会把所有的都放在那个婊子的阴户里

Saliva Ghost

黑鬼

Saliva Ghost

Mr bean?

ElloOlives

beast orb

pra

what is this real? they made cold ones from youtube real?

im chines(outh korean)e

post the unedited jimmy beast interview pls

Victoria Smith

i bet they don't read comments

Cold Ones

Yes

Bigstevevai

ok but editing is actually so good I'm glad I give five dolla

im chines(outh korean)e

do you think they actually read these comments we are just a bunch of people that pay five dolla a month for chad cock

im chines(outh korean)e

Mr. Bust give me moneys lots

Kadir N.

no fucking way the beast is on the show

allah

are you a fucking child bro? 4 separate comments, "booo" "this shit sucked" and then begging for them to build lego

TheGFactor

😂😂

Mevma TV

Do i look like max and chad brah

Ethan Munro

/is there gonna be a patreon cut of that

Epicgamer 123

History has been made

Aidan Criddle

No way u got jimin bean on the pod

Ethan Munro

can we get 7 hour max griddy compilation

Fragz

Where the fuck mr bean

Saiyanboss27

mr breast is a give a me a monye

Sat

Booo

Jacob

This shit sucked

Jacob

I wanna see a three hour cut of these two putting together a large Lego set

Jacob

I need 4 hour breast

ryn_239

how yt getting it before patreon when we the ones paying

Benzino

where beast

Mads Vincentz

Did Darcy finally go through puberty??

Natalie Mucha

A Mr Beast video? You guys should delete yourselves.

Daniel Boon

No chad cock

Quanxi

Hello I'm Mister Breast

Jack Noire

its a mee.. fuuuck

Shane Mundy

love that silas’ mom has that frog

Victoria Smith

I will watch this while working my office job

Jake Passolt

wtf is this

mel

Silas mum is fit

Ethan Munro

Where sober 🦧

Kyle

Darcy got 10x sexier and grew a mullet, good for him

El Guapo

Maggs gay now confirmed

Marc102

Just saying I barely get notifications for your Patreon uploads anymore. The only reason I find them is because I have a sixth sense for cold ones posts

Carlton

Hats off to whoever animated that SM64 Max at the start, INCREDIBLE👏👏👏

Goomba1280

I want to give Darcy $20

Luke Just

YO WHAT VID WAS MAX SUXIN THAT BABY DICK

Carlos Perez

first split second sounded like mercy by kanye west

kaz

3.50 usd?

Ryder

finally

zackydacky

Y’all fell off

Sweettie

Yall should really sell a custom Cold Ones N64 Cartridge. I’d cop

DjFluffy Kurosaki

i better see the tupactopus

pra

yeee fresh gog

Kobe M.


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