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🌻 SOBER EP #1 - Fuck Landlords

The Inaguaral Episode of our new Weekly Patreon Exclusive Podcast.

This week, we discuss Chad's Autism, Bald People & do some Simpsons Trivia for some reason!  

Enjoy!

🌻 SOBER EP #1 - Fuck Landlords

Comments

Max, Japan vlogs?

Pr0zimity

中国人?

Steve Erwin

Biscuits...….Biscuits!!! They're CRACKERS!!! 我是新西兰人。我爱中国

Steve Erwin

don't even know how long i have been paying for this but i finally came on and didn't know this existed so lessgooo boys

Douglas Macmillan

im chinese

jub

"anything above $5 a month and you are a sucker", literally just bought it for $8.50

J.ANDO

Jack, you a bitch ass

Stefan

bros a landlord 💀😭

Zac Kear

No we're fucking not cunt

Jack

italian guy is a fucking legend for vacuuming chads place for delayed AC service

Mikkis M

Landlords are leaches

Alden Friend

lol i thought this podcast was gonna actually be a sober one, but i like how chill it is

randomguy

scott looks like an aussie version of elongated muskrat

Tyson

The family guy bit was amazing (good job editor)

Cody Delicious Vick

Leopard

Coconuts

Sick

CMO

good god

Aiden Bailey

I think it’s quite obvious Chad is on the spectrum. You can tell by his social interactions . Also, when you see Chad messing with something or performing repetitive movements, this is called stimming and autistic people NEED to stim. It’s a coping mechanism that helps reduce stress, anxiety or sensory overload. So please tell Max to stop yelling at Chad when he is stimming. Chad shouldn’t feel ashamed or that he is doing something wrong as long as it does not cause Chad harm.

Anything4moefoe

I appreciate it, thanks guys

Anthony Ostrovsky

Im autistic its 90% superpower 10% handicap

olly ruggier

hell yeah we autisms love chad #autisticcoldonesenjoyer

zeemo_beebo

i hope chad knows it’s ok to be autistic and he has a whole community who accepts him!!! love you chad -neurodivergent fan

leo

Can we get some audio versions my boys?

Ramen Devil

PATREON fix your video service, video keeps stuttering and loading slowly

Fen

Love this content

Armond

I saw the cold ones beer in Canada the other day and got hyped that’s lameee

Lauren B

sober

Jken

I WISH I could go to Australia to help you guys😭 The closest thing that I can do with that being said, is I’m sending packages 👀

Chloe Huffman

Bruhs plotting the REvolution on this pods

Alfie W.

If you still need editors HMU...

Daniel Philbrooks

Do down the rabbithole part 2

Patrik Boström

Could we get an audio version too? For those of us that listen in the car or at work!

WickeBoy

Need more sober ones content, loved hearing about what goes into running cold ones :0

Isabel AF

Epic Podcast very chill much like If you ever visit Amsterdam get an Airbnb outside the city it's way more chill

WASSER Ratze

He looked hotter before Darcy became the host. Especially in the country’s national alcohols video

GigaWiiU64

Someone call Andrew Tate, he loves shipping cunts overseas

GigaWiiU64

Why ah you geh?

GigaWiiU64

Max looking fine as always 😍😍😍

fireandice

more family guy content

JotnarGoblin

Max cares way to much about dump shit hahahaha let chad speak !

Tish

this is epic!

Luke Mundy

man i came here for chads cock and balls not good content

Viktor Arman

Life of Brian: Episode no: Season 12; Episode 6

Joshua Pardo

PISTOL SHRIMP

Dylan StGeorge

This shit was bussing, waiting for more simpsons trivia questions

Kari Kalliojärvi

Doesn't do that for me :\

Colin Maxwell

I am using the app on Android. The video still won't play audio unless I am present in the app

Colin Maxwell

Man this set fell off broh

GigaWiiU64

Actually loved this

Bearnaise

Monke

Thomas Dugdale

It's not Crawdaunt ya filthy scab it's clawitzer and clauncher

Mamodokod

Scott is hilarious but max and Chad never laugh at his jokes. "Max are you from Beijing?" "Why are you keeping dust and lint under your bed? Then how do you get it when you want it"

Mitchell Earl

our landlord for our restaurant fucked us over as well

Prestley Nelson

Best podcast out there

Beau .

I thought it was colds ones, not sober ones. Got em 😎

Logan Knox

Could have cooked that trout man

Ollie

Will ship

Sam Davis

Scott is the worst human being

Sam Davis

I like this vid, more please.

Big Nut

Ayo Scotts hella sexy

Connor Woodhouse

Yeah, I would assume that a lot of the people paying a creator monthly are here for a parasocial relationship of some kind and just want to see more of that person. The gimmicks and edits of the YouTube version of Cold Ones episodes are fun, but I'm here because the boys have such a fun dynamic with each other. I could listen to them stumbling through conversation for hours, it's so entertaining.

Alexander Wittich

I know right? It's exactly what I wanted.

Sage

Realise they're raking in $200k+ a month.

Sage

I really enjoyed this podcast. I was clinging to every word. Hoping it becomes a regular thing, along with more 'down the rabbit hole'.

Sage

i think you accidentally let scott in frame, probably should have edited him out

shr00m

The bois be lookin’ sexy. So pumped for the vlogs. Scogg! more on camera

BlackSeaTuner

CLAWITZER

Chris B

scogg

Jack Noire

Loool

Beau .

Good shit, fellas. Good luck with the studio move. Looking forward to more of the podcast.

Mike Bartram

lovely, thanks from Iceland

Hugi Freyr Álfgeirsson

you can just listen if you use the app

prezoh

This was awesome, more of this please

Binko

You on android? Cuz I can just turn off my phone and still listen to it

Binko

the podcasts i listen to haven't uploaded in weeks so thank you for giving me something to listen to at work other than my coworkers mouth breathing

orbsbro

I fucking love Scott i would blow him so hard! #NoHomo

badass______

Chads autism was in full display during the Simpsons trivia

hisocarl

Please have audio form,.video on mobile sucks

Colin Maxwell

Was nice to just listen to you guys chat,hope to see more of these in the future

Nana

Yo why Darcy look like Percy from the green mile… just realised right near the end of the vid haha

joel gustus

I will fix all of your problems if you ship my ass to Australia. This is the first and last time I will be commenting.

Carla Bastos

no matter how much shit we give you, its always out of love <3

Aidan Criddle

Burn down the place before you leave pls

Waternilionman

chad, if you see this: i'm prepared to be called a gay retard for this, but honestly being autistic isn't the end of the world, a lot of people are shitty about it and as an autistic person i know what it's like to not want to have it, but knowing that you have it means that it's easier to get support for it if you need any. plus, people can't get mad at you when you say retard now

Micah

Pretty sure those family guy uploads are on hacked accounts, if you click a lot of the channels you’ll notice they used to upload random stuff like blogs and shit and then suddenly change to family guy

Adam

he should be banned from the country until he posts the rest of the vlogs

Micah

scott your haircut is gay the podcast is good other than that

parker

Scott is looking studly as fuck these days

hotdog_sharin'

great episode thanks for this

853873635465532

Max can’t travel to Japan when Japan Vlog 2018 isn’t even finished yet

Luan

Honestly thank you guys for making this very much needed

Draconian

Love it but I'm sure there are some people who can only listen like myself, hoping you can post an audio only version so we can listen at work. Much love.

Quinn Laskowski

Well isn’t this a lovely surprise!

Imogen

30:20 Yeah, TARS. you got CASE too.

Salty

Fun episode and great to see Scott join the table. This format really has potential, just the couple of you chitchatting without gimmicks is exactly what I'd like to see on the Patreon. Keep em coming!

Alexander Wittich

Clawizter not crawdaunt

Gr0ver02

chad and max from the matrix doxed your office location so ill be shitting there when yous leave

cross hair

yeah, what these fellas are saying!

Holden

Scogg is sexy

Gabriel Nordström

So true, what this guy said

Orlando E Vazquez

yeah, what this guy said

L SYK

All things aside I really do appreciate the effort you guys put out. You guys got robbed twice yet still put out vids like a fuckin legend. Keep us entertained and engaged especially with all the merch drops. Keep it up boys win that lawsuit against the landlord and hopefully life will cut yall some slack

Orlando E Vazquez

thanks for the upload, we can finally let bygones begone

Holden

Hey max. I know what it’s like. It’s invisible, and it’s powerful. I’m glad you’re feeling better. The Pokémon channel has been feeling great. I’m sorry for contributing to that poll you put out on YouTube. Chad you’re looking great as ever I’m hoping you get back into boxing this year. You guys are great. I hope this comment gets to you. Thanks for always putting out fun content. PS Air Fryer is one of my favorite videos because you’re not in control.

Thomas Arney

clean shaven scott is back

Coccaa

Please do an audio version as well 🤎

L Nordin

I was at a VANS store in LA and there was a shirt with a skeleton and a beer and said COLD ONES....but it is not affiliated with ColdOnes :( Sue them

Jken

beer

Adam Libby

The "paper bark tree" is literally paper birch 😂

Mike Ox

I will gladly help sue that old fuck by giving money to you guys

spacekittti

I still think they fake the robery for a meme 😏

HookSniffer

scogcast is genuinely the best thing that could possibly happen i love this :3

3liott ☠

I hope everything works out boys, love ya

Crying Lemons

Common taaarrrs

Alexi

yo can we get christmas 2021 vid reupload please boss

Pat McGoldrick

We are truly blessed, thank you Cold One’s team!! 💚

Blunt

Wow thanks for answering all our questions Max and Chad!

Jesus Ramirez

Homer's brother was voiced by danny devito

Albert Flushington

I saw the YouTube short you released before this and went on a search thinking this video already exists somewhere

Toroloco11 _

this is amazing boys thank you!!

shittany

Worst landlord ever holy shit

JBiggy

Love you Bois

RomanianNoodle

Finally, some good fucking patreon content

Kari Kalliojärvi

i now understand why chad indulges in hard drugs

ZackRock

This was very chill, im glad to see scott into the mix as well, keep up the great work guys! Love from all of us

Howl

Dope hope you guys keep up with it unlike some of your idiot misfit friends :) love all of the gang tho

Kevin Drumm

This is great, I was considering cancelling my subscription. I like this chill format.

Joey

This is pewdiepie official and I am requesting free merch that I will promo on my channel

Manny Gonzalez

So happy Max is posting on his YouTube channel again! We get weekly, exclusive podcasts too, so excited to watch (/^ ▽ ^)/

MySideOfSpace

Autocorrect fucked me

Jack Smart

I love men

Luke

Me and my friend did the same we’re both covered in hot white cream now markaplier style

Aiden Dekker

Jack smart, grammar good

yo diggitty

lets gooooooooooooooooooooooo

yaaas s

They edit Scott to look smaller in the Cold Ones videos.

Mesosalpinx

Dude same!

Jack Smart

fuck yes legends!!!! New max vids and new cold ones vids I’m sweeeeett bruh

Gus Donnelly

Hnnnmnng 🥵

Zac

We’ll this is just so freaking epic

Jack Smart

Haha

Beau .

autismo

yulianagg

When the notification popped up I nutted on my screen

Aid Eater 3000 MaxMoeFoe Gf

Thought you forgot about us

Lauren Jeffers

Nuggets

Beau .

I am cum

SuC10Sanchez

Mmm ok

Beau .

We even get Scoggy what a treat <3

Alex Hamilton

Ahhh sober

Beau .

Love me lads

Kyle

Chad is gay

Jacob Kostrzewa

Let’s go Boiz

Jaden Flores

Yup

irvin caballero

Anyone like Frogs ?!

Keegan M

Love you boys ❤️

Pugz

Lettttsss goooo

Keegan M

cock and balls

Shamus


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