AS SEEN ON TV EXERCISE GADGETS - EXTENDED

Ayo so I’m pretty sure that ad was in Armenian - there are a bunch of words I’m recognising

Michael

I want to piss and shit and cum on Chad’s nipple

E.N. Strowd

Hiii Rowey!!! 🥳

Océane

"Spanish" 😭 u fell off bruh

Océane

Chad at 1:20 “Dr. Disrespect fell off” 😂

Jken

Scott can get it any day

Stacy M

Can I get a Super Rowey hat?

J Lyle

32:35 Chad talking about the "source: trust me, bro" meme?

J Lyle

From fat cunt to slim cunt

Jared

reese's puffs reese's puffs

Ensalada

Rowan Bean

Imogen

Scott’s kind of 😩

Annie

i want to suck on chad's pepperonis

Kappy448

Max wearing the shorts he got from the other video lol

Imogen

im only 2 minutes in and im already in tears im gay

Sable

im so fucking excited to finally see the extended version of this. THIS is my favorite cold ones video, 100%

Sable

I see "die"

8bitfrenzy

I see "HIV" too lmao

8bitfrenzy

The mat says "meme" and "cum" anyone reading anything else??

8bitfrenzy

Finally, GymBroFoe…

Thomas Livy

it's could have*

organdonor5

Maximum weight capacity for the Rodeo Core is 250 lbs.

Poor

Burger

Zion Shreve

“How many times have you watched this?” Yes.

Trisha Miller

the fact that it's entirely voluntary as well. If you think it's no longer worth the subscription... cancel it...? Big Brain Thoughts™️

Amber ✨

Love how people complain so fucking much, like $7 a month is a big deal for anyone... It's $7 fucking dollars, yes we all deserve an update or whatever, but stop acting like you're giving away your weekly wage...

Rhys

Useless baboons hating

Ivan Konstantinidis

Pledged. I have no idea what you people are dealing with. Enjoy the ~$75,000 this month boys! Use it to keep making millions of people laugh through these dark times. Love all you mates, and I especially love Chad’s anaconda <3

XTheVikingX

It's not an entitlement or thinking we're special, i gave them my money and now i CANT spend it anywhere else. they advertised the patreon in the clay art video without mentioning this vimeo issue, same with their newest video, it was borderline trickery. They'll get the issue fixed but don't act all high and mighty because you arent willing to criticize your favorite celebrities.

Kayne Picklesimer

One thing these people don’t understand is you’re not just paying for extra content but you’re supporting the creators directly so they can continue making videos. The extra content is a small bonus you get. Cold ones videos aren’t that cheap to make, They put a lot of the money they make back into the channel. Either way people will bitch about anything if they don’t get exactly what they want even if it is something as $5. Fuck em.

EEEN

It’s $5 for a reason bruh

EEEN

Most likely it’s because they didn’t keep the videos saved after they uploaded them to Vimeo. So with the account shut down they don’t have access to them anymore. They’re probably in contact with the service to try and get the videos back

EEEN

Unpledged. You guys could of fixed this shit by now. Enjoy your nearly 100k this month though boys. Use it to buy Chad a set of dick weights for his micro cock.

Anthony Coburn

I’ll pay you to shut up

brendan macinnis

I don't really understand how they can't upload the other videos? You're telling me you don't have the files and vimeo owns it?

John

we pay them

Harry Herbert

You guys should buy bitcoin for a video!!

Arron Muckenschnabel

yea honestly shut up

Ivan Konstantinidis

Shut up

brendan macinnis

cold ones fell off

Harry Herbert

this shit fell off

Harry Herbert

welcome to the patreon it fucking sucks

Harry Herbert

bro they are retared

Harry Herbert

I rlly hope they get the clay video out on patreon soon, this is my first time on there patreon and it’s disappointing:/ I know it’s stupid but I feel like that’s what a lot of newer ppl came to see lol.

Leandra Horn

Boys plz reupload all of the lost Vimeo vids, you must have them saved somewhere isn't it literally as simple as reuploading them to Patreon instead?

Carson Ryan

Holy fuck if you care about 5$ so much then dont pay for it man, it really isnt that much money, stop crying. If you're old enough to be able to pay for a patreon membership, you're also old enough to understand the difficulties they are having.

Ivan Konstantinidis

Imagine scamming your audience for $5.

Joshua Reed

Yep, at one point this show was a entertaining cash grab but now it's just a cash grab, spitting out low quality content.

Joshua Reed

lighten up

Harry Herbert

jesus these comments are really hateful

lori

Man I've watched all these videos like 5 times now. I need more content 🧐

Stephen

Welcome to the patreon.

Patrick O'Hara

I bet they ain't gonna post it until March

Az

Yea bro get rhetty and litty on please

hologorilla

i just wanna see chad fuck the pot

Josh C

Wait… how the fuck did Max keep shocking himself and Chads ass felt nothing?

Jacob Kerslake

i love to pay for something every month to get nothing in return

Lego

burger

sexydwarf69

really hope this vimeo bullshit gets resolved. I know it must be out of your control but the cold ones team is able to get a resolution soon. I'd hate to cancel my subscription :( love you guys sm <3

Andreaaa

What the fuck is up with posting on YouTube before here cunts

Michael Kelly

Realistically though they shouldn't be promoting the patreon until they fixed it. Or at the very least gave warning with a community post that a large chunk of the reason people became a patron in the first place had been wiped out.

Anthony Coburn

Scott check DMs pls !

Jordan Cook

Bro imagine you make $15/hr. And $700 goes to gasoline and bills every month. Now imagine that you want to support and see more of a creator that you enjoy and you give $5 every month out of the little amount you have left over and what you paid for isn't there. It's pretty disappointing. You wouldnt buy a puzzle for 10 bucks to realize only 20% of the prices are in there and not be pissed off even though it's only $10. You paid for the whole product.

JoshIsTheJuggernaut

The first as seen on TV video was my favorite dude

JoshIsTheJuggernaut

imagine complaining about 5$

Ivan Konstantinidis

burger awesome man beast burger karl

sexydwarf69

Read the post directly below this bro. Yes they are working on it

brendan macinnis

So do we get the content we paid for?

JoshIsTheJuggernaut

vimeo cut their service or something

Alexander Bowes

why are some of the old videos privated?

JoshIsTheJuggernaut

At the time of posting this, ColdOnes has 20,990 patreons contributing $83,411 a month, giving an average of about $4 per patreon. Compared to The Yard, which is another patreon that I support, which has 17,410 patreons for a total of $121,921 a month, giving an average of about $7 per patreon. The fact that people are willing to pay more for The Yard is probably because of the amount of effort they put into making sure there are multiple videos going out each week, with lots of effort made to substitute content if they can't film the podcast (they did a remote podcast when they all had covid, instead of just taking the week off). They really value their viewers and want to make sure everyone is happy with the content they're receiving. I really enjoy ColdOnes content when it comes out, but in comparison, they don't give the same level of care or service to their viewers.

Max Gurr

i don’t care if you upload or not just show the clay cock please

Poki

if i pledge $100 will you get rhett and link on please

sara proud

Big facts aint no negativity over here!!! Take that shit to markipliers channel.

Redd Love

while I'm totally understanding of the issues with Vimeo and don't expect them to wave a magic wand to fix this, it's pretty poor that they continue to promote the patreon on their new videos, convincing people to sign up, only to find that there's only a handful of videos actually available. many will be pissed off that it's an issue of uploading which is still going on almost a month later, people aren't demanding brand new content, just the reupload of existing content which has been removed with no compensation or heads-up for those who have just signed up.

Ollie Saunders

If $5 is THAT important to y’all go spend it elsewhere and stop acting like you’re special

Javin Liles

They’re not giving us nothing it’s just taking a minute because they’re people not robots , they’re human beings who probably need time to figure out editing and that Vimeo bs , this whole section is so entitled it’s sad to see “fans” demanding content :/

Javin Liles

In America we pay more money for Burger

brendan macinnis

I paid 5 dollars, where the fuck are my Japan Vlogs???

John Smith

if you're cool with giving $5 to someone in return for nothing can I give you my paypal

Max Gurr

It’s five dollars not fifty this comment section is so entitled 😂

Javin Liles

were paying money we can complain

dvd_ynn

we better be getting more down the rabbit hole fellas

BRANDON The Grog Rat

We can ask for content when we pay for it bro

Brandon Aldridge

They’re actual humans not robots you can demand content from

Javin Liles

These complaints wreck of privilege y’all

Javin Liles

been a patron for 6 months it kind of fallen off ♥

EyeOllie

we should at least get a free month for vimeo bullshit

John Wingerden

I litterally never pay for online content, and this time i did and i didnt even got to see chads micropenis fucking a pot. Thats all i want boys

Joakim Peder

did you know picasso was gay

Jack Noire

i agree

Polymorph

Ye, I'm cancelling

Az

Oi… the Vimeo shit going I understand (though you prolly should had copies saved, idk) but wHERE TF IS MY POTTERY EXTENDED CUT

Luke

broooo 5$ is quite a fortune in my country and i paid for nothing ?!?!?

chiefengjr

Bro it's been like 2 weeks since the Vimeo shit I literally paid for nothing.

Panos Koulaxidis

bro my 5 bucks down the draiiiinnnnnnn RIP

Sabrina Villanueva

hurry up cunts

Harry Herbert

pays good pizza money to watch people smoke random shit off wish, gets denied. thanks sons crying.

Pugz

Come on you bunch of retards. How could you not have alternative links to Patreon videos? This is the first time I ever paid for online content like this, and I probably never will again.

Anthony Coburn

Where's the porny video at boyz

Albert Flushington

Where’s the pottery video at boyz

AuzzieAnxiety

1hr 7min

ThotDog

I would love some clay shit but everyone says that so instead I will say hamburger

brendan macinnis

hurry up i wanna see chad fuck the clay

Harry Herbert

Patiently waiting on vids to be reuploaded

Jack Wallace

Pls clay mug ❤️❤️

Laney

Tell Mr. MoefoeGames to upload another Paper Mario vid!!!

Spud Bud

24:50 Ipad cringe I'm am absolutely fucked right now off Aldi booze please help

Kaleb Mackie

can you hurry up you fags

Harry Herbert

Honestly yall are so funny!! Love you C0LD ONES

daria alkaeva

eat em up

daria alkaeva

It's pretty lame not being able to watch the uncensored content.

Anthony Coburn

i want clay mug pls :P

Tommy Black

ym name deez

Angus Walsh

read the previous post

Jack Noire

yes hello I am here to win a claids mug, please send me claids

Emily Pitarresi

Vimeo is fucked I can’t watch anything?!

Josh

Got my cold ones little fella merch more then happy with it

Matthew Finlay

what the actual fuck did i just watch lmao 52:55

Thomas Anthony

You like forklift?

tight_britches_no_bitches

I came here for the clay!!!

Redd Love

u new here?

Az

when is the pottery video for patreon gunna be up? I wanna see Max fuck the clay.

hughmungus

Soil be buzzin today boys

Isak

Where mug

Vanessa Spiering

Probably the best vid you've done in a while. I've been wheezing nonstop. Lots of love boys, never change. (at least on screen)

Alexander Wittich

FINALLY egg

T-Smokes

back then they uploaded extended cuts like 3-5 days later, but since vimeo fell off extended cuts can take up to 3 weeks

chiefengjr

cant watch anything? says private video via vimeo?

Phrepy

are they looking for an alternative to vimeo, or does it normally just take a while to post new vids, i’m new to patreon lol and i’m askin cause i wanna see chad fuck the clay

Dylan Wyckoff

HAHA, I was checking for it too

TheRealChefDVD

god thats cute

chiefengjr

Chadcock??? imgur.com/a/R7QlsF8

holdeeen

I am

Raxo420

WHERE IS CHADS PENIS

Acrozi

been subed for awhile, just wanna see him fuck the vase.

RAT CREATURE IRIS

i subed for chad to clay fuck the vase

SMGX MASK

Mug

Jose J

Who else is still waiting to see chad fuck clay.

Glob Frank

mug

Rocco

chad saying he can't always whip it out bc we'll expect it. me subscribing here because I was expecting it, and that's exactly what Santa provided.

ben drake

Where do I watch chad putting his dick in clay

Zombie

Little Fella

Glob Frank

check the post from 02/02/22 - Vimeo are being dicks about the bandwith

dan young

Anyone know why I cant watch any of the videos besides the last three posted ones? When i click one the video it says "Private Video Sorry, you don’t have permission to watch."

korum whipple

look at this little fella ---> 🥚

Jack

I love how the alphabet floor thing says cum. Nice little detail.

Ryan Garrett

mug?

sawyer !

Wish you glazed the one chad put his dick in….

Luke

HAM🐠

Devon Martinez

Could i get the mug, please

KaiZbearski

i like that the floor says cum

emily

gimme airpod rock

emily

nice

BALANAR

Omfg I did not expect my language to appear in this LMFAO Y'ALL it's in Armenian oh fuck I've never laughed so much thank you so much for this video y'all made my day!

Arsenic Arts

I don't care which one it is, but PLEASE let me get one of those clay monstrosities

Chris Bowers

That a whole lot of Chad ass. 10/10 gonna break my screenshot button.

Orc-jiit

Can I PLEASE have vase with my lil fella bundle

Baked Idiot

gimme that fucken vase

Sebastian Radburn

Vase, want please sir

Adlai Trozado

I want to win the clay vase chad made lol

Javin Liles

body dysmorphia or however the fuck you spell it

Joe

“It’s not even that funny” “15 pound balls” *max dies laughing* Lmao you guys make me so happy

Ashtyn

subscribing to your patreon was the best decision ever hahaha

Anni Wadewitz

I like that Chad is more confident about his naked body than Max, despite Max being in better shape

Maxwell_Edison

I will fill a pottery with a suspicious white powder and ingest it if allowed to posses one.

Tom Katze

oh baby

Maxwell_Edison

That vase lookin kinda thicc

Alex Garcia

Subbing to the Patreon was not a disappointment at all. From Chad smoking crack from Wish to soon seeing him fuck clay it's just been fun after fun after fun, keep it up fellas! My dick itchy

Kirachi Animu

Both max and chad had clay on there cock on that episode

Moefuca

Do not let the person above me do that with da weed, i need a new airpod holder fr. shit be leakin

BiggieTip

lemme put my weed in ur pottery plz i will send pics

Lydia Cumming

patreon is beter than i expected lmao fuckin love it cheers bois good work

sondwich

Daddy

Makaryy

Bruh this little fella right here needs the claids (clay aids)

Marshall Blackhall

Best bois 🤪

Zoe Nicholson

really wanna see chad fuck some clay 😔

Poki

clay pussy

Anders-Patrick

look at this little fella ---> 🥚

Kyle Spencer

Tanks boys

James

🥚

jellybeanieBB

bruh soil.

Colby Van Bargen

Glad you guys are back! Maybe I could be surprised with some pottery? I could use another place to store my dice 🥺👉👈

LulutheBlkMg

vimeo suck!

Tim Krach

I’ll build a website for you guys to host your videos. Message me.

Andrew Ferguson

i hope Vimeo cries themselves to sleep every night.

Jlndigital

I’d love a cup to drink my tea from 😂

Georgina Ochoa

fuck vimeo lets go excercise!!!

parker

CLTAT WOOF WOOF GRRRR CLAYA CLAY CLAY CLAYU CLAY BARK BARK!!!

Alister Schmidt

clay<3?

Avery Weaver

clay now

miadixie

gimme da clay daddy

devin

clay pls good sirs 🤲

tyler salar

giving chad body dysmorphia ☝️

tyler salar

I like pottery lol

Tessa Kilbride

i'm eating beans and watching cold ones patreon exclusive upload. tonight is a good night

Albert Flushington

Please I want the vase dude

Cyerra Adams

I came here to see Chad fuck clay wtf

HenryKissinger

I want your clay masterpieces max and chad

Maddy [just-some-pineapples]

Finally Clay

Ashtyn

Man I wanna see chad put his dick in clay

Padraic doyle

i will smoke crack out of your pottery

Dan Betteridge

Clay pussy

_Joe_

Frie pussy and eat Eggs

Max Köster

clay pussy

Anders-Patrick

Where are Chad's dance class videos?

Brandon Small

I feel like im going to take off also give me ham

Sudzarerealz

Give me pottery

Mason Folk

You guys need to try your hand at brewing your own beers for a vid

TheEdBed

Chad be kinda thicc doe

Big Tezz

I wanna see chad's shrivelled cock fuck some clay pottery. thank you

Jack Noire

potry ples

JoiBoiNika

i am here for clay dick

minxybabie

Gimme Clay Boss

James Trense

Gimmie clay Pocket Pussy

OwenDavo

fr when did they say that?

miadixie

Mid match wtf, where did they say that?

Joakim Peder

give me clay to store my minerals in

Jude Laughlin

That's good and bad :P Reason I signed up was to watch these fools tripping over shit hehe

ebmar

chill out bro, not untill mid march

Az

Yeah I’m going to need that clay chief...

Harry

I want one so I can fuck it

Lunar Trashman

Some handmade clay gadgets and gizmos from the Cold Ones boys would bring some joy and warmth to the freezing cold tundra where I reside 🥺❤️

Avery Volk

I JUST BECAME A PATREON BOYS I REQUIRE CLAY

DunwichWhorror

no pottery video yet :(

miadixie

Where’s my pottery

Pedro S

I'm dying in a hospital FUCK YOU!!! slime beastars

Bailey Madden

the best way to spend 4,50$ a month is on cold ones patreon. fucking legends. keep it up boys!

Robin

Gay reddit has a plethora of new content incoming

Bearnaise

Want clay plz

Vanessa Spiering

just realized the mat says CÜM and DNF in it bruh 😭

meg

GIVE CLAY

RemixWuffy

max looking a lil sexy in his shorty shorts

Cesaille

I want clay

Snazzy G

Fuck vimeo, lets make them suck our dicks

Snazzy G

You bois don't know how much I need this YES give this goblin some GOLD

Duben

I think they mentioned trying to lose weight so it’s possible they both are drinking less or not at all to achieve those baddie body goals

Ashtyn

The mat says CUM on it

Moefuca

Have they stopped drinking? They seem more and more sober as the the videos are released.

ebmar

top text thanks bottom text top

Nella

LEG.

Big Yamzzz

You guys should do a podcast episode with DankPods

JVG

Thanks for the morning entertainment, fellas 🥚 🎩

Hannah Ochoa

I just got an email like two days ago saying mine is on its way. I wouldn’t worry!

Hannah Ochoa

YES MORE COLD ONES THANKS FOR THE MORE REGULAR UPLOAD BOYS, SCHMOOCHES

Alexander Wittich

Has anyone gotten their lil fella merch yet? It's been like 3 months and my thing says that they haven't even shipped yet which just seems off?

Aiden Toler

Finally

Ben Fuller

kinda boring, but it's still good for me

Az

Can I cast this garbage to my chromecast?

Jop Corver

Guess im stayin up til 5am tonight bois

Diamond Imperium

no

EyeOllie

fat

Nick Eyford

May I ask why?

speedofrage

Sage

LETS GOOO NEW VIDEO

Abrahan Echeverria

Jeggf

BubbleBear

Monkey nuts

Conner Stears

Nice Middle Text Bottom Text

Lachlan Sauverain

Leg

Lachlan Gherashe

Poggers

GhostFoxo