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Third Person PAIN(ting)

Helloooo my name is Mr Burns I believe you have a letter for me!

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PATREON TRIVIA!

Did you know...

1. Chad used to be a painter before he fell off (facts)
2. Max went to art school! (this one is a lie)
3. Chad's name is Mr Burns, and he believes you have a letter for him! (This one is true)

THANKS FOR THE MONEY!!!!

Comments

My Potterhead ass loved the Harry Potter references 😭

Océane

Love you guys 🫶🏻

Stacy M

The blue looks like hitley

Cambam

Prezoh, edit some nice comment here please.

Bonny

Noice

Sasha Han

leaving nice comment.

JG

Wasn't sure if I wanted to watch the full extended cut of this one but it was actually really funny

Hayley Avis

green and yellow make red

Grace Brown

thats some nice smack

D S

Chads pika painting was dope af tho

Logan Hall

That was lit

Dzk

Cum

Adam

Massive legends😮‍💨

Samuel Grady

Ya boiz Fell off da world man wtf is Mario Judaaaa????

Josh McCannon

Ya

Anthony

Shipped today cheers legends

Great video guys had me cracking up as usual

FemboyHooters69

U are both very funny and cool

Jon T

Where the little fella shirts bruh

Finally, painting

Christian Ramos

One day, I hope I'll be the special person to receive a special gift from ColdOnes 😢

Chyna

oi scott restock the respect women's i have money saved

Anthony Castro

Nice comments

Katie

shrek

John macbride

paintings had me shidding and cumming

Ethan Walton

Funny

Camilo

Mama Mia that’s a nice painting 😍

Hannah Ochoa

I just gave you money for belle delphin vid

Manuel Greiner

Gimme painting

MysticTide

i shit my pants

Ollie

send me oneeee

Noah Rood

F me I want one

Danny

honey bring me my goat milk

minxybabie

i do not want one of these paintings

mitched

Shit vid bro

Ben Collins

Amazing bruh puro chingones

jonathann tovar

nice vid

BALANAR

Yoooo painting, put that on the painting subreddit and the wine subreddit. Im sure they'll love it.

Declan Mulcahy

Ok Mr. burns what's your first name?

Albert Flushington

Shreak me daddy

Kyle Dotson

Finally, Painting

TheIslandHaze

It's 6am in Michigan right now,haven't slept,I need to know,MAX do you have the 1999 pokemon welch's jelly jars??? I NEED to know

Sarah

suck my left nut

Taine Kevin Northausen

I would eat someones firstborn for max's scream painting

Yaar1345

oi dicktard painting please thak you

phatcunt

Next fiverr video has to have donkey drizzling syrup between Shreks toes

Jordan Myers

I will put painting in my living room

Shewa

“ Nice comments “

Benjamin Garcia-Blanco

plz pack my art nicely, thanks :)

Joey Williams

mm nice comment

cdg

Can i hab a painting BOSS

James Trense

Why is Chad such an arsehole towards us

amouro

Honestly I love edging to cold ones

Michael McFarland

real art bois

Aleksander Knestang

Thats lit 🔥

Danielle Bruce

Loving all the new patreon content. Keep it up fellas! (Also, banging artworks from the both of you in this vid)

Matthew Bucolo

Yeew

Middle Class Bogan

+800 social credit score

Tyler McAuliffe

one of these would look dope in my apartment pls

Deanna Strope

can i have a painting man

camila

This content was so worth it lol

awsomsauce 35543

Can me have painting pls boss

TheDazzler

I will never regret giving you cunts money. Suck me dry for all I care

Bodobaggins

This is pure art in its finest form

Kenny Souter

I think the game that max was saying is shrek super slam. Shit was fun as fuck

Pasta Thief

fells shrek

Rocco

Awesome video as always, guys! I always look forward to your content.

Bombo Mo

Get your shit together, you expect people to pay you money then wait a month for the “non edited version”. You can call your patreons cunts but this is honestly disappointing. Don’t expect me to stay for long.

Fox

I love you <3

Gallium

i give money you give painting

Facem

Fr doing this would give me a panic attack lol vr is so crazy

Ashtyn

1. (lie) 2. (true) 3. (facts)

yay send art &lt;3

not the yeeezy

Anthony Castro

Those paintings belong in an art gallery

Adam P

I wanna tickle Chad's belly

Giinocchio

Give paint

kagemand maximus

gimme a painting fattie

JellyPaws

If I receive a painting ill send you a video of me eating a hotdog

Brian Gray

Finally, more content

LulutheBlkMg

Those paintings would look real good on deez nuts

Ty Longoria

i really wanted to see max finish that shrek

TYRONE THUG-NASTY BIGGUMS

That was somehow relaxing and chaotic at the same time

Janie

All the moneyssss

Jocelyn

lost respect for cold ones. dont know what i mean? go see how woke their shitcord is.

Johnny Jr.

man why you guys so sexy

Poon

I fell asleep to this and had a dream about Shrek, thanks for the sweet dreams max & chad

franchesca winchester

I will give my liver for alcohol consumtion for a spicy painting. PS love you Chad and Max. PPS sorry im dyslexic

Charlie Jones

candice

vic h

I WILL take a bite of one of these paintings. That's a promise.

heyamy

Send art

Filip Kička

Give paintings and plz upload the old streams bro

Karim B

he has ogre aids

Lachlan Gherashe

It’s been a month give me piss supps

Mason Folk

Man, major "nope" vibes seeing all that paint everywhere

Az

go chew on a refrigerator cable then

Az

<3

Cuplaser

69

Gamagosh

Listen to this guy fuckheads (Scott)

Joshua Sosa

i want to hug chad by the waist.

Jlndigital

Fat fucking piece of shit chad you. Man u fell off

Joshua Sosa

heres a nice comment, give me painting plz

Locarr

Man, I want to live every day like this

afterdawner

Name jeff

Mcchew

Free paintings OwO

jonny

I would like painting boss

George

Nice comment for Papa Chad and DADDA Max

Prapa

i could not breathe lmao

fern

I have autistic aids, please help

Brandon Miller

yes thank you fathers

Chandler

Lol we’re paying for unedited, uncut videos, at the very least we should get some more small exclusive content.

Jeremy

I give money. Send art

Hannah Ochoa

ignore this guy they dont know whats good

Beatrice Williams

Noice boys keep it up

Harrison Bivins

Chad do be kinda autistic

TheElChefe

Jeremy

Please let me get one of these just moved into a new house and need fancy art.

Alex O

Oh this video, it shits me that they didn't capture the video feed from the headsets. Feels like a massive fail overall. Go buy capture cards if there's another VR video.

Sage

Cheers cunts

Sage

mr burns moley head

Miss. Tswizzle

nice

guitarstuff lma

Deez

Holden

I ate some foul ass garlic toast, that’s probably what’s causing these stinky ass farts

Donny Guacamole

My ass be farting what the actual flip

Donny Guacamole

Why are there videos like crack , as soon as I get the notification I jump to the video

Devon Martinez

Ay fuckers why you upload as soon as i go to bed for work. Anyway love u babes

Tripy Dreams

My ass won’t stop farting

Donny Guacamole

I have chrones

Kyle Peach

Blessed I'm up early

Beth Mckie

And some pussy

Moefuca

Send me money

Moefuca

Mannnn I fell off

Selena Garcia

Thanks boys

Ashtyn

Nice

Ashtyn

Send art

Samuel James

Money

Samuel James


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