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TWO MIL SPECIAL EXTENDED CUT!

Hey Boys & Girls,

Here is the extended cut for the two mil special, Rowey has said he will have an exclusive video done for you guys by this weekend :) 

Happy Thanksgiving <3 <3 

TWO MIL SPECIAL EXTENDED CUT!

Comments

What a crazy video! Definitely was able to watch it with no issues.

Mad crazy *

Grayson whitten

Can’t wait for the re-up!

Grayson whitten

Sure would love to watch this vid

Thomas Arney

the sperm test was a bit on the Jackass TV show.

i miss chipped tooth max, he was more chipped tooth-y

Chris Fb

Finally THICK

Zombieing

YEAH SPICY FOOD CHALLENGE

vicious

Cutlery Fork, to me and my buddy, was quite possibly the funniest thing we've ever seen on youtube.

VIDEO IDEA: food challenges. maybe get chad to do spicy food's. or more drinking game's

you guys should get superwog on

Patrick Barrett

The "you" in which you're referring to is, I presume my leg?

MyLegFellOff

IDEA - international alcohol. Get like the top booze from as many countries as you can like Japan's top Sake or Vietnam's Snake wine and just try them out!

Shawn Park

You fell off

dont forget about beau miles!

You guys should have Drew Gooden and or Danny Gonzalez on the podcast.

watch on pc not flip phone

EyeOllie

I pay 5 a month for all the videos to say they dont exist. Tf max

VIDEO IDEA - Celebrity alcohol review

Reuben Boldrini

would love to watch max and chad play pokemon, would be lit

Ryan lovegrove-wood

nut

Holden Madiq

where exclusive video

Heywix

When you all are able to I think a really good video idea would be asking that bar y'all are known at if you all can bartend for an hour or two and see who does better Chad vs Max, or something along those lines.

Mario Vazquez

Heres a video idea play cards against humanity or do something racist it works trust me, now give me the free membership I’m tired of buying you guys drinks every month lmao

Alec

yooooo Rowey, can we get a eta, no pressure homeboy ily

Shaymus McIntyre

$5 is yours if you're displeased, friend. It's just nice to see these guys going and making it in any capacity.

Cumdragon

Wheres the exclusive content fellas its been a while :)

Rebecca Hissey

i wanna see chad's cock again

Jack Finley

I love you guys

Sebbe Loré

give us max in a dress to make up for the delay on patreon videos

julesx

Yes, simple updates would go far

Wow Rowey, thanks for nothing, jk but can we have an update post?

Belle Hunter

Rowey capped hard asl

John Robinson

Hey, The weekend has come and gone. Have we got said video, no we have not. This makes me sad, I am sad.

Finally… nothing

Patrick O'Hara

you should do a video of having a drink with the homeless. why not

What I’m sayin 😔

Well that was a fucking lie...

VID IDEA: pub golf, including whatever guests you want, ie misfits, scott yuri whoever. The vid would probably be longer than usual but thats even better. You could also minus strokes for certain events like meeting a fan and taking the drink at that pub with them, or add additional strokes if you vomit, get thrown out or drop your drink. This has potential to be the goated vid

Zach Byrne

Anyone else see vid does not exist?

RamPlunk

It’s Sunday… when can we expect that head??

Albert Flushington

Yay

Diamond Imperium

It’s Sunday… when can we expect that vid??

copy supermegas you die you smoke but drinking gg ez now gimme free patreon

guille

Pretty sure Charlie is 3 years sober (out of choice, not because he had a problem) and he doesn't like flying.

get moist critikal on the show

Hawky

You guys should rank Australian fast food / restaurants

You guys should play the pokemon board game and make a drinking game out of it!

game grumps are gay, get OneyPlays instead

BigClit

where is the exclusive patreon vid mane?

Just let max and chat play with weapons for an hour and a half. Buy those fucked anatomically correct dummies that most gun youtubers use so they can traumatize eachother. Trust me, funny.

Tom Katze

your shit is broken

Az

THIS SHIT IS FUCKIN QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whatshisname

idea: suck my cock and put it on youtube for money

a cold ones with a live studio audience would be a slapper

get all the editors to make a cold ones themed board game like monopoly or something and next time you have 2 guests on you could do podcast/drinking games at the same time,, depending on where you land on the monopoly board would mean X amount of drinks or questions if someone owns the property or if you want to buy it.. it would be a long ass video but you could change the aim of the game so its finish-able in like an hour instead of 4,, so you have time to ask and answer questions between playing

Tatoo idea: I want chad to forever be branded with the little egg fella and max to have a tombstone where his japan vlogs were laid to rest

John Beckman

pimp my cock, where you paint chad's cock black or something

Ollie

1. A cook-off 2. Order weird ass food from all over the world 3. Drinking quiz game? sounds kinda gay tbh

Carl Sundberg

Try all the different alcohols from celebrities and rate them That should be a funny Video

Alexander Schrott

gimme sexy jimmy beast outfit rn

narcotic

Fortnight big rabbit

Ian seemed more optimistic about getting george on coldones than max and chad lol

JaybeeTCG

id much rather have more video content and more random buying things videos than a fuckin gay bar, that shit fell off

Would love to see you guys play through pokemon drunk because i do that shit on a daily

Do a pokemon drinking special

With so many celebrity coming out with their own alcohol brands get a couple and do a taste test. I feel like it would be funny watching you guys talk trash/praise these celebrities. Its also a good excuse to put these celebrities in the thumbnail. Guaranteed views baby!!!

fortnite big chungus

Roi

1. Brewing then drinking your own beer or alcohol. 2. Trying alchol made of different vegetables, comparing to normal alcohol. 3. Expensive christmas drinks, eg an expensive baileys or advocaat 4. Adding milk to all possible varieties of alcohol. 5. Leaving a variety of different foods in different alcohols for a week and seeing how good/bad they taste (e.g. Skittles inside vodka for a week)

Taylor C Harrison

Can you guys bring mushrooms into the deep outback and camp and trip and film that? I feel like that’d be a great vid

Michael McFarland

video idea weed spinoff of the talk show!!

I forgot that Victoria is in a perpetual state of lockdown

Shaymus McIntyre

If you come to the UK you should get TGFbro on as guests.

Justin Freeburn

3 ideas of the top 1. Guessing different cocktails and whoever guesses more correctly makes their own cocktail for the other to try. 2. Hiring from those egirl websites to hang out and see how far they will go for content whether it being playing a video game or just surviving a drinking session with you two. 3. Aussie dub famous movie lines. Make your own spin on how the line should be said. Drinking is optional.

Mithras

My dick felloff

To all the betamale cucks out there who bitch about them uploading late: get a life outside of the Cold Ones Patreon please. They'll upload when they fucking can, Max and Chad and their entire production team have lives outside of creating content for you, I'd suggest you get one too. Posting annoying impatient comments won't make content come any faster so please just stfu and enjoy what they give us when they give it to us or simply unsubscribe and stop bitching about how much money they make off of you.

LDilla

Get JonTron on

Jack

Hey guys just wanted to mention not sure if any staff will see this but Rhett and Link would be down to drink. Trust me, they did a over 18 live where they literally were swearing, fucking dolls and shotting everything.

Jack

Every time you guys upload on patreon I'm always so excited, highlight of the day less go

Get drunk and play weird board games or another drunk painting

Bioket

Nah

Finally Patreon video

Jack Noire

You guys should order top items on worldwide Amazons. Like the Indian one, japanese one, American, etc. Like snacks, sex toys, drinks, stuff like that.

For a video idea: Try eating foods from other countries and shit

Nolan Van Gorder

pog

John Zalzar

You could try wait for a good hot Friday or Saturday and do a Livestream outdoors with a barbeque and sinking grog and throughout invite guests over video calls to talk shortly and interact with chat. And afterwards can get chopped up into a video for the channel. Keep up the grind Kings

Sam

camera man be like: slow pan of max's face

blindmin

Dammmn. You guy did amazingly. Fast upload and a large ep even though vimeo is screwing you. The ep was amazing too btw. Well done

Y'all should just rip off good mythical morning with their blind taste episodes

Will G

Do the drunk gaming episode that would be great maybe some party games like Mario kart or some shit

Delucid

You could also do ep where you get really drunk and then try to play a board game

Delucid

Maybe take an iq test or do something where we can make fun of your mental abilities

Delucid

Get extremely drunk and then see who can do basic math the best or other easy mental tasks such as a memory game just some type of mental competition while very drunk

Delucid

Last time I got this erect was at my nan’s funeral

Pog

Kenny Souter

Edward Snowden epi ??

Nesto

Congratulations on 2million!

Jewel

I have presidential aids 👍👨🏼‍💼👍

Afterlife

Who's a thanks giving?

Chris Taylor

Wtf is Thanks Giving lol

Chad do be deranged

Chris Taylor

BIG CHUNGUS HAPPY THANKSGIVING MOTHERFUCKERS

Just watched the old vomit cake video and it was so nostalgic.

Mobile no work!!

Pembus

Never clicked so fast on anything

Jack Finley

CHAD COCK

Colin W

Happy 2 mill. Drink with me

Snazzy G

ty cunt

Broken on mobile 😢

Colin W

i’m gonna fuck this video

Daddy

hayzo

Finally, video.

YOOOO CONGRATS ON THIS EPIC CHUNGUS

Ellie Barnes

Does it say video doesn’t exist for any one else ? Been like this for months I gotta go to the website

Ragnar lod’brok

Holy heck I'm excited

Chris Taylor

Finally cunt

Jacob Donnelly

😈😈

Carlos Ramirez

Thank you dads

MysticTide

Very cool

WOAH UHHH CHUNGUS

Bred


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