SnowMutt

Zonked Pup

Added 2022-01-13 19:00:03 +0000 UTC

CONGRATULATIONS! You are allotted one (1) gently used, zonked out pup. His paperwork shows that previous owners have performed some run-of-the-mill modifications, including but not limited to vacuum pumping and stretching of the genitals, some mild conditioning and obedience training, and exposure to a number of designer pharmaceuticals with intent to maximize libido and virility. He is proven to be housebroken, non-aggressive, friendly, eager to please, food and praise motivated, and proficient in most sexual roles. Responds well to hypnosis and positive reinforcement! This particular model was repossessed from his previous owner due to breach of contract; kindly note that your new pup, while both intact and prolific, is NOT approved for breeding per your current contract. Deliberate or accidental yield of any offspring will result in the immediate termination of your contract, seizure of your pup (and offspring), and entry of your name into our blacklist.

Please treat him well! What would you like to do with your new pup?