Do I enter the smut writing contest again?
Added 2018-11-14 01:02:16 +0000 UTCLast year my husband told me to enter Liberator's Lusty Lit contest, believing I could spin some award-winning smut.
I got third place after they misplaced my entry and posted it the week before the contest ended. Not too shabby. Of course, I sent in my entry six weeks before it was posted.
If you haven't read it yet, here's what I cranked out last year. Sex and pizza.
It reminds me a lot of the Anne of Green Gables Rollings Reliable Baking Powder contest, in which Anne was unknowingly entered by her best friend, Diana. I mean, I knew I was entering the contest. It just requires product placement.
Before I wrote my piece last year, I researched the winning entries from past years. I wanted to see what people were enjoying and what would appeal to their regular readership. I sorted out what I could write that would have appeal and stand out from the other entries.
I've done no research this year. I told Mr. Snapper he should craft an entry. If I enter, I'll have to review this year's entries so far (probably while taking the dog out to poop) and determine what I can contribute. That would be how I spend part of my Thanksgiving weekend.
Do I bother? Any thoughts, dear reader?