When your wife starts looking at you funny
And it's close to bulk collection day
Beware
Beware
When you get in a sedan with three other men
And they've left you the right front seat
Beware
Beware
When you're looking in a hole and you can't see a thing
And someone says bend over just a little bit more
When you're selling vacuum cleaners door to door
And a voice starts screaming from below the floor
When the undertaker calls you on the telephone
And suggests a rendez-vous
Beware
Whatever you do
Beware
Beware
Beware
Beware
When the woman at the bar seems a little too easy
And she tells you that you're just her type
Beware
Beware
When the guy at the thrift store looks you up and down
And the mannequins all seem lifelike
Beware
Beware
When you're cracking the shell of a soft-boiled egg
And the ceiling above you starts shaking
When a strange apparition comes to you
In the omelet that you're making
When you spot all your friends eating out together
With some stranger who looks just like you
Beware
Whatever you do
Beware
Beware
Beware
Beware
Words and music by Christopher Frank White ("Isto") © 2025
David Jacobs
2025-12-20 07:19:54 +0000 UTC