"Rock the Dragon" - Nov. 2024 Singles Comic
Added 2024-11-01 22:47:43 +0000 UTCHere's this month's Singles comic! Click here to read all the previous Singles!
Leslie and I have been playing a lot of Baldur's Gate 3 lately, so we got dragons and dungeons on the brain. We've only played one game of actual tabletop D&D waaay long ago, so we're not by any means experts. I did however score a critical roll on my bard's charisma check and made a big-ass orc my best friend to fight all my battles for me. Naturally, Suria would be the kinda person to do that, too. Dungeon masters HATE this one weird trick!
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Comments
And this is how Dragonborn Sorcerers are born😂
Kam Kam
2024-11-11 05:10:47 +0000 UTCIve had this exact thing happen in a campaign that id ran for years. Level 18 bard, with magically enhanced charisma, rolled a nat 20 for a total of 40 to seduce the ancient dracholich. The stirrings of lust in the ancient undead thing made him want to be living flesh once more. He agreed, so long as my players could help him find a living body to inhabit. Any adult dragon would do. So, instead of fighting the final boss of a 2 year long campaign, they took him along on an adventure to become mortal once more, which made the campaign last another year. Along the way, the dracholich, became charmed by the world hed forsaken and his alignment slowly changed. Ultimately the party became epic level and attained godhood and are now some of the gods of the homebrew world im still running games in 20 years later
Michael Woods
2024-11-04 13:54:16 +0000 UTC“I-I tried to move on, you know? We both knew it was ‘hit it and quit it’, but I…now, every maiden I look at…I mean, I’m a satyr, so pulling some is as natural to me as breathing, but she was the only one who ever *drained me*, and I’m afraid it’ll never happen again…sob”
StLOrca
2024-11-02 23:01:38 +0000 UTCYep, mighty and horny disaster lesbian barbarian
The Crab Goddess
2024-11-02 16:31:40 +0000 UTCDown the line, there will be an emotional support group for all the monsters Suria's bard has fucked and abandoned
Michael Butchin
2024-11-02 15:55:42 +0000 UTC"Bardbarian"
Michael Butchin
2024-11-02 15:53:28 +0000 UTCThen there was the dragon that after the deed considered the bard part of its hoard and forbad the Bard from leaving. The party still had to fight that dragon...
Clever Username TBD
2024-11-02 14:33:37 +0000 UTCI have played with DMs that would have described in graphic detail the death of the bard in this situation, and I have played with DMs that have had this situation happen and then the dragon became a super clingy insecure ex that was always turning up and caused havoc for the party...
Clever Username TBD
2024-11-02 14:32:17 +0000 UTCMagic?
The14th
2024-11-02 13:02:55 +0000 UTCSuria flexing that pansexuality.
The14th
2024-11-02 13:02:37 +0000 UTCMonsterfucking in rock cocks, yet another banger singles comic 🥴
Master Tigress
2024-11-02 03:15:57 +0000 UTCWe *all* wanna fuck the Greatwyrm, Suria
Sedric And Charlie
2024-11-02 01:54:29 +0000 UTCFIIIIINE. The sex was so good, you suffer constant orgasmic aftershocks for the next month, dropping your dexterity and wisdom -3, but upping your charisma +3 (everyone wants to fuck the hot berserker chick in a near constant state of orgasm.)
Populuxe
2024-11-02 00:29:41 +0000 UTCAs a bard/barbarian multiclasser Yes
The Crab Goddess
2024-11-02 00:16:53 +0000 UTCCoral is just off-panel preparing more snacks.
Populuxe
2024-11-02 00:01:25 +0000 UTCLOL I need more of this. Please make a side story based on a D&D game of this group. Also, love the Ready Player One reference.
FuuMixALot
2024-11-01 23:55:52 +0000 UTCDamn, 20 meters?
Aeryn Light
2024-11-01 23:25:10 +0000 UTCMakes a LOT of sense Suria is a Bard when thinking about it and I'm gonna guess Dakota's an Elf because Pointy Ears like Alien?🤔😁
FrE3Lii
2024-11-01 23:21:13 +0000 UTCWho made the rule that you can't fuck an undead dragon anyway 🤣🤣
Quadrant
2024-11-01 23:16:45 +0000 UTCOF FREAKING COURSE Suria's first instinct would be to fuck the dragon and it would work out in the story frame
ThatDarkDude
2024-11-01 23:05:23 +0000 UTCBWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And I LOVE that our Clover is a tabletop gamer!
Michael Butchin
2024-11-01 23:04:47 +0000 UTCOk do you somehow know both my partners? Cause holy fucking shit both of them would try that too. I shit you not. Both of them are certified monster fuckers.
Volant Caedis
2024-11-01 23:02:04 +0000 UTCOh Gawds that was so funny. If she crits her seduction roll does that mean she turns the lich?
Opus the Poet
2024-11-01 22:53:04 +0000 UTCLegit LOL, you guys. Our little family is so freaking awesome.
StLOrca
2024-11-01 22:52:13 +0000 UTC
