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[APRIL FOOLS] Harlemon 0.23 Download
Added 2020-04-01 18:26:00 +0000 UTCHello everyone! I'm happy to announce this month's early build, which is going to be available completely free to the public, for today only! Please read the changelog very carefully before downloading, so you don't miss anything important.
CHANGELOG (0.23)
- Added the first male Haremon! He's a lamia with quite the "anaconda", if you know what I mean.
- All Haremon and NPCs now use text-to-speech, because voice acting is too expensive
- Added a new feature: STDs. You now start the game with a genital infection, and boning Haremon will spread it to them. Don't worry, they won't die... but they might be a little itchy!
- Circe is now a J-cup, because liking small breasts is creepy. Also, her canonical age is now 47. You can never be too safe, right?
- Removed Clarabelle from the game, because I'm pretty sure she caught COVID and I don't want her spreading it to the rest of the Haremon
- Kira has been retconned to be your ACTUAL sister, so you can never ever bone her... ever.
- All H scenes are censored now, because sex is evil and Patreon has rules, dammit
- Added several exciting new bugs for players to discover
- Added Chapter 4
- Removed Herobrine
- Added 69 new memes
- Vex has a dick now
Without further ado, here's the download link! Enjoy!!
Comments
Havent started the attached .exe yet; looking at the size of the file I feel like I'll get rickrolled xD Im enjoying this post way too much! <3
Knicklichtjedi
2020-04-03 02:41:41 +0000 UTCThat was hilarious!
Scott Wulf
2020-04-02 12:05:13 +0000 UTCHaving finally played through Chapter 4 on the new build, best yet work received from Dev, very much thank
2020-04-02 02:26:46 +0000 UTCAfter reading the vex has a dick part i realised it was april fools joke and let out a sigh of relief
Jyri
2020-04-02 00:14:20 +0000 UTCWhen will the real update happen?
Allen Lewis
2020-04-01 23:47:28 +0000 UTCI need to grab this to see what happened
2020-04-01 21:52:33 +0000 UTC"Vex has a dick now". There's bound to be people that would've actually liked that.
AntiSkillshot
2020-04-01 20:39:06 +0000 UTCNo Herobrine anymore?? why would you do this?? This was my favorite feature in the previous versions!
Mr. Troll
2020-04-01 20:23:04 +0000 UTCPart of me wishes these patches were real
2020-04-01 19:25:49 +0000 UTCI don't know what you're talking about, I worked really hard on this
TsunAmie
2020-04-01 19:22:19 +0000 UTCNow that's an April Fool's joke if I've ever seen one.
JustAChair
2020-04-01 18:37:30 +0000 UTC
