Chuck slouched down on a couch, still feeling awkward by the weight of his new body after the Great Shift introduced some body swapping chaos to his sister’s wedding. He had ended up in the body of one of her bridesmaids, Jennifer, an overweight Asian friend of his sister. He probably could’ve handled being a woman, but he really hated feeling this out of shape.
For now, he was glad he could at least grab a beer and relax. He knew it wasn’t going to help his new body with the weight, but getting drunk to forget felt like the right move today. Worrying about his weight could be put off to tomorrow.
A few minutes later, his friend Jin sat down beside him. Jin had been a family friend for years, but he had also been a bit of a creep. He was also the only one at the wedding who had been unaffected by the Shift.
“Hey, I hear that’s you in there Chuck,” Jin aid nervously, “You’re kinda...big.”
“Oh, fuck you,” Chuck replied, “I don’t need to be reminded of that.”
“No, no, no! It’s a compliment! I’m talking about your boobs! They’re big and glorious! Can I touch ‘em? I’ve never gotten to touch ones so big before, and I figure since they aren’t actually yours...”
“No! I mean, maybe. I mean, we can’t do it here! It’s my sister’s wedding. So, later, I guess, sure. Why not?” Chuck almost couldn’t believe his words. What was he agreeing to? Maybe Jennifer had already had a few; or maybe he just liked the attention.