IdleMinded

Project POLKA v2?

Added 2025-05-12 20:32:02 +0000 UTC

So let's say I've laid seeds of ideas that polka is a slightly chaotic entity of gluttony and hedonism for many years, but never had the gumption to do anything with it. (because it makes her sound too much like a kink Mary Sue.)
Let's also say she found a way to travel to copyright infringing realities spreading that gluttony and hedonism.
But let's say that. Where should she end up first? You folks certainly know I have a penchant for working actual canon into the idea. She would love to visit Midgar and help turn the 7th Heaven Bar into a franchise of buffets.
Maybe she could Republic City and help Asami develop a new snack food arm of her business, with Korra taste testing every. single. bite. Well, at least the bites that Asami herself didn't get to first
What if the X-men all become XL, with more Xs and notches added to their belts as they revel in pleasures of newfound peace and prosperity. (i really need to get around to reading more krakoa stuff!)
In order to get to the next world she needs to fatten up herself and others to create a portal for her to squeeze through. Fortunately or unfortunately, this reverts her to a more manageable weight every time. She doesn't know if that applies to her targets as well. Did they willingly fatten themselves up with the promise they would revert as well?
Where should this pleasant disaster of a person end up first?