My grades have been slipping as of late, so you (my teacher) have decided to meet with me after class to discuss what's happening. I confess that I've been distracted by how fat you are and tell you all the things I've noticed about you--including something secret.
Y'all get an extra one today, woohoo. This was originally going to be one of the Patreon-only audios, but I felt it was a bit too "eh" to put on there, so I decided to make it a regular Youtube audio instead.
I hope you enjoy,
-EG