Bumper, your Neighbor
Added 2020-02-06 03:14:56 +0000 UTCSeems like every time you're in the backyard, your neighbor, a big fella who everyone calls 'Bumper' is outside in his. He's usually just wearin' a tank top, tattered underwear, and his favorite old trucker hat. He gives you a friendly smile under his unruly beard and a tip of his hat whenever you make eye contact with him over the fence. He doesn't have a wife or girlfriend that you've seen, and if you didn't both live in this part of the country, you might even think he was hitting on you! One sunny summer day he invites you over to his place and offers you a beer. Having nothing better to do, but mostly because you've always thought the old codger is pretty dang cute you take him up on his invitation. You plop down next to him on a lawn chair in the middle of his back lawn. The two of you get to chattin' but it's never much more than smalltalk. After several beers, Bumper starts pawing at his crotch.
"Hot day like this, feelin' good and buzzed, don'tcha jes' wanna beat yer meat?" He asks you with a sly grin on his face.
You're not exactly sure what to say, but then he's unbuttoned the fly of his boxer briefs and hauled his junk out onto the lawn chair between his hefty thighs. You blink in surprise, the beers clearly slowing your reaction time to the situation.
"Let's jes stroke ourselves this firs' time. See who shoots farther!" He suggests. "Nex' time though, I got sum other stuff in mind!"
Comments
Sexy daddy bear. Love to see a version of him in white briefs
Tyler Redican
2020-06-09 13:21:57 +0000 UTCLol! Indeed.
Dude Bulge
2020-03-21 16:14:02 +0000 UTC*sploosh*
Squeal
2020-03-21 03:46:09 +0000 UTC...holy shit. I want him in... ways.
Roque
2020-02-20 17:03:16 +0000 UTCYou and me both, Pa!
Dude Bulge
2020-02-11 00:53:54 +0000 UTCWould be very tempted to take up his invitation. ;)
BigPaWolf
2020-02-11 00:33:40 +0000 UTComggggg!
freebo23
2020-02-06 23:40:56 +0000 UTCHa! All I want are happy, horny patrons so, I'm not sorry! XP
Dude Bulge
2020-02-06 22:36:17 +0000 UTCYou're making it so HARD not to fap here at work. I'd definitely do Bumper!
Xyverz
2020-02-06 21:47:12 +0000 UTCI'd be A LOT more into mowing the back lawn!
Dude Bulge
2020-02-06 16:58:08 +0000 UTCUgh, right?
Dude Bulge
2020-02-06 16:57:27 +0000 UTCSweet Jesus, what I wouldn’t give to have a neighbor like that. I’d be over every day to “borrow a cup of sugar”.
Doobige McBongbong
2020-02-06 13:08:43 +0000 UTCDamn! What I wouldn't give to have a neighbour like that.
Valkybear
2020-02-06 12:21:15 +0000 UTCMusic to my ears. <3
Dude Bulge
2020-02-06 04:33:29 +0000 UTCAh yes, the boner fuel I was looking for.
2020-02-06 04:27:48 +0000 UTCThat sounds like a nice experience. :)
Dude Bulge
2020-02-06 04:01:05 +0000 UTCI've been with a man like this.... he was a sweet texan man. Learned much from him.
Burley
2020-02-06 03:57:59 +0000 UTCI just drew a dwarf redneck, and, voila!
Dude Bulge
2020-02-06 03:23:49 +0000 UTCFuck yeah! He is one handsome bubba! If he was my neighbor, I would never go home! He can offer me a beer and I will return the favor with a cigar. Good job!
2020-02-06 03:20:15 +0000 UTCHaha, agreed. :P
Dude Bulge
2020-02-06 03:20:04 +0000 UTCTy, ty!
Dude Bulge
2020-02-06 03:18:58 +0000 UTCHot man, hot story
Tiger
2020-02-06 03:17:16 +0000 UTCHoly fuck yes!
stalfos
2020-02-06 03:15:57 +0000 UTC
