Here's That Book I Promised

Today is rather special. Instead of banging on about how the book is almost finished, and how I'm looking forward to sending you the book, and how I've been having nightmares about being murdered repeatedly by ebook files, I can just give it to you instead. So I will.

I hope you like it. It's rather different to my previous stuff. Fair warning: there are quite a lot of swears, but I somehow suspect you lot won't care too much about that. Also, I trust I've included everyone in the acknowledgements section. I tried to tend to all my emails yesterday from you, and I'm reasonably sure I added in everyone who asked to be there. If not, do drop me a line.

If you make it through the whole thing, I would be only too happy to have a chat about what you made of it, and how shockingly awful the writing was. Part II will be finished soon enough, I promise. 

So that's that. Below is a Mobi, Epub, and PDF file. I'm afraid that if you manually put the Mobi file on your Kindle, you might have some trouble getting the cover to show up. For that reason I've included the cover image separately, which you should be able to match up with the file if you know what you're doing. Also, the PDF isn't the best conversion, but I'm afraid there isn't too much I can do about that at the moment.

All in all, this book wouldn't exist without your support. From the very bottomy bottom of my cold, vacant heart: thank you. Enormously. Your kindness means the absolute world, it really does. And I hope the book isn't shit.

Right. A new video should be out in a few days, etc, and I'll be switching Patreon back to the normal month-charging format, if that's all well and good with you lot. Cheers for sticking by me for the quiet month it's been. 

All the very best, as always, 

Happy reading. 

Ex.