KYDE

Fanart Friday (It's actually Sunday)

Added 2023-10-08 14:24:36 +0000 UTC

A few days ago, Patron and trusted advisor The Cunnilinguist reached out to me, and asked "Hey, could I put your art in Minecraft?"

And thus spake KYDE, "BUILD ME A MINECRAFT SHRINE WORTHY OF MY GREATNESS." And lo! He actually did. From henceforth, The Cunnilinguist shall now be known as The Great Prophet. You can now ask him what my thoughts are, since I speak directly through him. Or you could just ask me, I'll try to make the time.

But this is really cool, I didn't even know you could put things like this in Minecraft. Whenever I play that game, I just kinda default to digging a big hole, or a big tunnel. But man, he went all out. The Shrine is like, this gorgeous eastern style pagoda in the middle of a Cherry Blossom forest. It's very peaceful and refined. I always get so impressed by the things people make in Minecraft.

You know, being worshiped as a living god is pretty nice. I think it's healthy for the ego. Maybe one day we can do like a real life meetup, when my most ardent followers can sparagmos me in a Bacchic frenzy, thus releasing me from my mortal prison. But uh, first can we talk about how there's no other fanart, huh?! The Cunnilinguist is now off the hook, but the rest of you have NO excuse. I work hard to make this house a home, and the least y'all can do is stroke my massive ego. NONE of you have drawn me kissing each of The Lost Boys yet. Wait, I need to clarify, The Lost Boys from the 1987 horror classic. Not the Peter Pan Lost Boys. The hot glamrock vampires! I need to clarify that! The Lost Boys starring Kiefer Sutherland! That's what I meant!

Anyways, thank you to Cunnilinguist for indulging my weird request. I love it.