"Dost thou consort with beasts, Kyde?! Confess thy sins!"
Yeah whatever, sue me.
Sorry about the time it took for me to post this, earlier this week I was recording lousy animation tutorials for my new Dark Apprentice, who wants me to teach them animation. Like... I don't know why someone approached me for that. "Wow... this guy has a really spotty publishing record because he's sad, and made crab smut... and he pretends to be a goblin on the internet... senpai..." I mean, I wouldn't be my first choice, but whatever. It'll be good practice to learn how to juggle multiple things at once, and hopefully I can help someone else become an animator.
When I was whining about being sick of drawing anime girls earlier this month, I was hamming it up a little. But man, did I realize that I was fucking sick of drawing anime girls. I actually started up a different animation before this one, which admittedly isn't an anime girl but is close enough to one, and my brain was just screaming for mercy. So I started this one instead. It's Loona from Helluva Hotel getting doggy-styled. Get it?? Doggy-style?? Because she's a doggy. Last time I drew her, I was a fucking coward and made her look too much like an anime girl, so this time I'm being a true champ and making her look more accurate.
I don't often do furry art, mostly because I'm unsure of the reaction it will get, but it's always a nice reprieve for me when I get tired of drawing something. I just fucking crave variety, if I draw something too much, or too many similar things, I just start shutting down. Think of it... like a pendulum or something. On one side we can say is Representative, where Humans go. When I'm drawing a human character, even if I'm attempting to mimic a different style or drawing in my own, it feels like I'm here. On the other side of the pendulum is Abstraction, where stuff like Furry art goes. If I swing the pendulum back and forth, I get variety and I don't lose my marbles again. Or something. I don't really know what I'm talking about here.
This'll have two versions. A few weeks ago, Patron Mike Rambo, of "First Blood" and "Rambo: First Blood Part II" fame, suggested that I do a "frottage" animation, with a butt. Frottage basically means you rub your willy against someone. Or your vagongus, I don't think it's exclusive to willies. So... I think this is what you were asking for? If not, lemme know so I can self-immolate and clean myself of my shame. That's the one version of this, where he's hotdogging her (Get it?? Hotdogging??? Because she's a hot dog?????) and the other version will just be without the dick, so it's like, you know, him fucking her. Everyone wins. Oh, and I got reprimanded for my latest lack of man-batter. Worry not, dear viewers, this one will be the cummiest yet. Or... close enough to the cummiest.
How is frottage pronounced, anyways? Like cottage? Or with a soft 'G' like fra-taje? Normally I ask my mom questions like this, but I don't want to ask her for this one. She'd break my jaw.
Next up is the Background, where I'll figure out what Moxxie is standing on. Like a chair or something. Kind of looks like he's just suspended there. Stay tuned. I'm gonna try to get this one out as quickly as possible.
KYDE
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