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early access: gen z vs millennial being kidnapped

Look I'll be honest, this is a silly little nothing video. I had to shoot 3 months worth of content before I went to Scotland, so at a certain point I just threw anything/everything at the wall haha.

That caveat aside, I like how this one turned out! I think it's just a cute little chuckle of a video. And sometimes, that's all you can do

early access: gen z vs millennial being kidnapped

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Sending you the best energy Anna. Your work is good and important. Has made people's lives better. Thanks. Best of luck.

Carlos Andrés Campo González

Love and light. I wish these social media companies set up a moderator council so fans could filter your feed a bit without having to hire a whole social media manager. While us fans can't really help directly, remember we're out here when you're feeling low and need some good vibes.

Dennis

Hang in there! 🙏

deeyoooon

Sorry for the psychopaths

bob star

Hopefully saved another life: provided anyone reads & up-votes my message. https://www.patreon.com/posts/dianna-health-112327206?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_fan&utm_content=web_share Not sure exactly why I might need a favor from her or her people in the game, but this.. is how I make some of my allies on t/job. Next, I'd like to help save @corpse_husband .. but he's strictly anonymous like me, so he may prove to be t/most difficult to save. T/opposite could also be true. T/only way to reach celebrities online, it seems; is to use those websites which are ghost towns. It's easier to stand-out above t/crowd at smaller gatherings. 2024Y09M18D @AnnaAkana .. 2330H(GMT-5H)

Guardian Jackpot

Testing: 1234567891123456789212345678931 I've defined that prophecy is t/travel of information back in time, instead of a person or object as with most time travel movies. What happens when; a prophet sees her death & that death is prevented by someone like me, is a causality effect that is circular in logic. If the death event is canceled, then the prophet will not receive the vision in the past. Any derivative work from that vision produced, whether it was paintings, writings, or video in your case: those works will disappear. My memory of those derivative works will persist however. It's more like the rewriting of a linear cassette tape than it is about multiverse theory, or crossing from 1 reality 2 t/next. T/reality which i came from originally has been rewritten. There are ways 2 explain this persistence of memory w/Sim-Theory & some metaphysical spirituality from Journey of Souls, but that's a lot I've got 2 skip 4 now. On your Instagram broadcast: you wrote about recognizing & possibly matching t/time & energy others give: Perhaps you could actually use some {love & light} at this time to break-out of your sorry-state. It may seem weird 2 ask 4 nothing in return b/c I'm simply returning the labor.. as if you were a beloved family member w/Alzheimers: having no memory of our prior time already spent together before. Everyone is welcome 2 think this is an imaginationship or delulu, but I know what i saw & i can't unsee it. You take your coffee black, drink green matcha, & I had a bottle of non-alcoholic Moscow Mule Mix reserved w/your name on it if you knocked on my door again. I also wanted to have this bottle reserved due to my work's high mortality rate. You might attend my funeral if i ever managed 2 die honorably enough for the public to know who I was & how many things i've done 2 save y'all. My go to is iced-coffee year-round. I chug half-gallons of "International delight" brand Caramel Macchiato when my stomach permits & switch to Vanilla when i've had too much. Because i get hot-flashes: no drink is cold-enough & no shirt is thin enough when those occur. I'm going through man-o-paws.😹😿 I can't even dress after showers for 10 minutes until after my internal thermo-stat adjusts. It's not a matter of being too sexy for my shirt. No one's complained so far.🤷 I am perfectly happy with staying in cool basements with a little help from diffuse lighting. You may want to look at a product like the Wake-Mate that helps to wake people before entering their next sleep-cycle so they feel more energized instead of being groggy after waking from alarms b4 their sleep-cycle is complete. It will make extra-time not sleeping improperly: so much more productive. Another Daddy? Speaking of international delights: Billie Eilish's mom: Maggie Baird is a vegan actress & i watch both of their instagrams to learn cooking & I'd love for you to show me how to make pizza dough since that & breadmaking with non-enriched flour is on my new to-learn list. Dairy lactate has been alkalinizing my muscles so I'm ready to start substituting that as well. Maggie voice-acted in video-games & is very well known for t/character Samara from t/Mass Effect trilogy as an Ardat-Yakashi, meaning her genetic defect makes her sexual aggressive & likely to kill her mates by over-stimulating their nervous system. Her moral-code & self- discipline only permits her to meet t/main character Shepard halfway. I wanted to cosplay as Scar from Full-Metal Alchemist, but i think a male cross of Samara would be fitting as a hyper-sexual warrior. B/c she didn't put-out, PC Gamer wrote Samara off as a "boring space paladin". Speaking of manifesting & paladins, i theorized that you may indeed have manifested me. When you 1st died in the camps, you're poem escalated to an internal screaming: SAVE ME. If that request gave your angels t/consent & permission required to intervene, then I very well could be t/paladin they found. I made the request for a suitable partner 1st B4 being introduced to your poem, so.. we both summoned each other. I like t/roasting: it's good 4 morale. Humility was also found 2B t/most attractive trait across dating apps in a study. I was on OK-Stupid for.. 3yrs after my divorce: looking for psychics & an Asian who could shoot & ride, but..i gave up after my 2 supervising angels (always choosing to possess t/bodies of cougars) had said: "he's looking for someone who.. can do all these things but that person just doesn't exist in real life." True love was the one thing Aladdin couldn't ask Genie for, so i at least had to wisdom to ask for something money can't buy & i couldn't provide for myself. Money is not a problem for prolific inventors & it is already a benefit of this job: so why ask ? What good did money do me when the financial collap$e & cra$h was inevitable & just around t/bend ? Trump was hand-picked for t/insane task of taking America through bankruptcy. It's okay though b/c I know how 2pay-off t/national debt if Kamala is interested at all soon. I did my best to ensure Trump never got re-elected. A potatoe could now run against him for president & win. Thee only regret was after i attended his Live Comedy Central bday roast on YT as Rocket. You'll see me there in the live-chat-log dispensing jokes, which got the blur of comments to slow-down & read the big blocks of emoticons detailing how he has the opposite of the "Midas Touch" with his finger turning every emoticon into a less desirable one: ending the joke with a punchline where he turns the raccoon i always used into a badger like this: 👉🦝💨🐻‍❄️?!! i no longer have a badger icon in my new phone, so a bear is worse. It was awesome to own the chat-log. Towards the end of t/roast, he made a rebuttal: "at the end of the day: I'm still worth 7 billion dollars & you are still a 90 lbs [when] wet raccoon". I regrettably missed my chance to reply that: Deutsche Bank of Germany is used to pay deep-state handlers & assets. Trump's debt to assets was only a net of $350 million when Deutsch Bank gave him a billion dollar loan after no other banks would touch him due to his many bankruptcies. He's a saboteur & t/enemy within. His wall was private-bid & was as insanely expensive as golden hammers & toilets. He managed to allocate big money to this wall which defunded the USA & was likely 2B used to keep citizens from fleeing during t/cra$h & 2nd.. or 3rd Holocaust if we count t/Turkish led Armenian Genocide. Your poem was foreshadowing this.. about you receiving an injection you could not seem to refuse. Early on, I was able to show your poem to the leader of t/Virginia militia & persuade them to storm t/state capitol when the bill was being voted on. Stopping the domino-effect of states adopting mandatory vaccines for its citizens was instrumental in delaying t/cra$h. Deep & dark states knew it wouldn't be so easy to infect everyone with t/plague before sending them down t/tunnels connecting t/camps to the places where bodies would be then disposed of after likely being DOA. No smoking showers 2 alert campers from t/smell of burning hair & fats. T/guillotines are to sever the heads of those with chipped brains that reactivate people like a pacemaker. Trump also put corporate cronies on the board of the EPA. He wanted 2 rid us of the IRS's ability to generate the revenue required to stay afloat & not have the government shutdowns. All those stimulus checks were akin to emptying the US Treasury while simultaneously making changes to the top income tax bracket, so the people would okay the spending or plain wouldn't notice he had also just defunded t/government. He's a bait n' switch cheating lying MTHFR: daddy never approved of. We flushed that turd twice using impeachment & he won't go down. His only worth is serving as a bad example: perhaps why the angels kept him from being assassinated. Rocket was also at t/Brexit meeting Live on YT & I suggested they should put the issue to a vote by the people & hold elections before or after a weekend so that people would have more time to fool around on holiday. Human motivations R so predictable. I began listing calendar dates which would be suitable for this & ireland chose to hold elections near a well known holiday falling on a weekend. By allowing members to succeed from this union, t/Euro didn't have to absorb the subsequent failings of Greece, Italy, etc: which could have began crashing the Euro if forced to absorb those spiraling debts. Am i an influencer now?😅 While in the coffee-shop, I had been working on a documentary exposing all the dirty laundry on JFK, 09-11-01, Oklahoma City, etc: as a simultaneous revolution kick- starter & as a fundraiser for my non-profit dedicated to ending the affairs of dark-state: which has been self-funding through organized crimes committed using alien tech. I wanted to liberate t/energy-tech keeping us from combating the meltdown of ice. The flooding was actually t/main concern of t/angels: but t/cra$h & war had to be dealt with 1st. Being very knowledgeable about energy & all t/inventions i had produced in their timeline, along with my knowledge of politics & military: all made me qualified for the job. In addition to being a natural spy since i can't ignore conversations: my faulty memory & time-blindness does make me incredibly good at documenting names of bad actors & times of the crimes committed. T/angels did not have a favorable opinion of t/USA in t/same way we demonize t/German Nazis: btw. I acquired all t/publicly available information on t/web b4 wiki-leaks was even a thing & I began gathering right after WTC7 collapsed: 09-11-01. After over a good 20 years of seeking, I still lacked any video-editing skills. I thought you might help me w/that & had planned to seek assistance from you. In exchange: I'd allow you to narrate this film sure to cause a revolution & civilian conflict that would heat things up just as Trump would be running for presidency. After seeing your video: of you at an independent film festival on stage waiting to speak until the crowd quieted down, I chose not to pursue this plan since people began coughing & screaming shortly before you could speak. The screams became deafening & you began coughing on stage. Thee end. Fin', Finito, Sayonara. I knew from the little time that elapsed between the coughing & screaming, that this had to be a fast acting nerve-agent which is 1 of t/most painful & horrific ways to die as all bodily muscles cramp. You wouldn't be able to breathe, your heart would seize, your bowels would empty, etc. Although i didn't know it was her until much later after spotting the time-travelers [angels] in my past: God herself dropped into my usual coffee-shop every Friday to write her book about the thousands of lives she lived & the take-away. When i expressed that i didn't have the time & resources to do everything I needed: to implement all solutions. She came next week & said she had inquired about me in higher circles. The result was an executive decision to give me "everything needed to do what I wanted to do with life." A tall-order, but so far, it's held true. I may sound like a hot-mess of pronoid, paranoid, & grandiose delusions.. but it's just my divinity & a healthy dose of skepticism. i don't mind hearing from others because i seem too good 2B true. It took me 15 years to solve an unsolvable problem old as time: t/predictability of prime numbers. After that, it only took 6 months to solve t/problem w/Newton's formula requiring the "dark-matter solution". Dark-matter "problem" is a misnomer & misleading physicists from even defining what t/problem is correctly. I can't disclose t/rest because I need to sell it to SpaceX for t/Mars mission: along w/a trillion dollars worth of a dozen other things i've developed for them & Tesla as well b4 they go under. As i said: money's not going 2B a prob. Skepticism has got me to where I am & i suspect the Creatrix won't allow me to prove what i do. It's impossible to prove the mandela-effects when the very nature of my M-effects are the disappearance of your work. Got no proof but my honor & word. I wish i could've had those saved & been able to gift them to you: considering how much effort & work you put into making them. A shame. I fell in love w/your poem from day 1. B4 I had even seen you, your writing was worded so well & that voice.. had such emotional range.. I felt it deserved 2B saved & not be lost. It did feel summoned to save you. i wanna say that although your calling was comedy, poetry is also. Your words about the properties of your heart making room for Congo is perhaps just t/beginning of something greater. It's beautiful you feel so deeply. T/magnitude of grief shows us all your capacity for love. I used to think being a guardian of this Earth would mean having a heart big enough to make room for everyone & show my enemies compassion, but there's some good recycling candidates I wanna forward to t/angel of death. You think Congo could reward you by reincarnating himself backwards in time as a man & pick up where he left off as a cat ? That'd be a nice plot for t/porn.. but could you even tolerate such personality characteristics in a man ? I've been dating cougars who aren't as selective about breeding w/me since they're done having kids, have a career, house, etc: & just need a boy-toy. Since you were dating older men & I've been dating older women: i figured that might make us equals if we ever were to date: if you play your cards right. Guardian angels have been known 2 fall 4 their charges, & that's a good reason for an honorable-discharge. Angels have fallen from t/grace of being permitted t/god-like ability: 2 go back in time & interfere. I don't have a machine 4 that & I take every day, 1 at a time: like everyone else. I'm human after all & will die someday if I don't cure aging B4 i expire. T/Angels have been restarting me & I guided onto another path I'm being used 2 explore all t/branches & find all t/shortcuts or strategies which could work in concert. T/speed-run 4 t/top-score & time. In theory: it's t/final run where i win. T/2nd work of yours which was lost due 2 time travel causality: was a video of Amy Holt waiting outside my ex-girlfriend's place & smoking a cig while she waited 4 you 2 return from inside t/house. After speaking w/a very accurate match of my girlfriend, who i was staying w/at t/time, you returned to Amy & she asks, "You still wanna find this guy?" & you nodded saying, "yeah.." which was very intriguing 2 me on my 1st day as a guardian new-hire. There were no special effects & t/video was only a minute long. Not so impressive to others, but very magical to me since it had me calculating the odds of happening. You would've had to find a similar house & yard layout w/t/exact same layout inside & outside, find t/actress & furnish t/bedroom layout exactly t/same.. & it seemed way 2 elaborate 2B a prank by my idiotic girlfriend. i thought you were t/most magical person 4 doing this & i'd like 2 return some of that magic back 2 you since you now appear 2 need it most. T/3rd video in t/playlist: showed Becca borrowing your laptop & after it blew-up in her face: she was loaded into an Ambulance. it clearly left you disturbed since this cyber-attack was likely intended for you. A prime exa: of how people around me can get hurt in this line of work. T/4th video showed you dying on a stage from nerve-gas. I reasoned that if you were going 2B my person & t/ 'ride or die' partner i requested, b4 i had even said yes to the job, i had ethical problems w/this setup. Repeatedly dying next 2 me in the worst ways provided by opposition: was not t/life I would want 4 you. Besides, after seeing t/video for "I Love You 3000", my conclusion was: I would never be able 2B t/best husband & best at t/job of guardian: at t/same time. T/saying is: if you truly love something; then release it & see if it returns 2 you. I did that: in your best interest. I was married 10 yrs & am not being too idealistic when i say you were t/best this world had 2 offer me by comparison: but you're beyond comparison & truly: one-of-a-kind indeed. I regret not allowing you to make an informed decision for yourself. I feel I've stolen that right from you. I disobeyed my instructions at work. I didn't respect their divine authority or your wisdom 2 know better than i: what would make you the happiest. I've made wrong assumptions b4. I still have my doubts & always will. I know no relationship is perfect or.. can be more perfect than knowing ourself & practicing self-care/love, but t/heart still wants what is wants. Since 2018, i have come to love everything i know about you so far. So far: i do. I still do. I can clearly see why: of all those considered on Earth, why t/angels would choose you earlier. If there were ever something I hated: it's not going to be that you're Asian. I love anime & Asian Buffet too much. Although it means you were perfectly flawed like Kintsugi for the job before: it doesn't guarantee you are anymore. Now things have changed so much. I've been leveling-up & upgrading to be the baddest & best version of me. I'm still struggling with healthcare & being organized in the ways you are. i'm still winning & not dying anymore. I used to have a Punisher like death-wish: to take-down as many of them w/me as i can, but there's an actual chance 4 my recovery soon & I'm not so hell-bent on revenge from 09-11-01 after Rumsfeld died. If I don't succeed this iteration; whether this be t/ 'nth' time or t/last, in every iteration i tried 2 find words 2 say you're so very much loved. I wasn't able 2 find my own words B4 2 fully express how i feel about this imaginationship & fan-fiction: so i looked to t/poets & great artists B4 coming across these lesser known writings; In his infamously unproduced screenplay ‘Superman Lives’, Kevin Smith sums up Superman’s take on their relationship: “Yes, I do it all for the multitude. But when I save lives, or fight for the weak, I’m saving one life, fighting for one person – again, & again, & again. It’s her, don’t you see? She represents all of them – their hopes, their fragility, their passion. And if ever I feel like no matter how much I do, it’s not enough, I think of Lois and then I’m off, faster than a speeding bullet…” [End Quote] You're my investigative Lois Lane, organized Pepper Potts, & whoever Strange was banging b4 his hands got messed up. She wasn't as super special as you are, so I can't recall. I do have really good hands though. I could trace your body & reproduce it in clay & draw your portrait exactly like t/photo provided. I give t/best massages & it's complementary if & when a client falls sound asleep. You've occupied a special place in my heart, a burning coal in t/ashes reigniting my will 2 survive, to get back up & fight, 2 seek & wield truth like a sword w/t/courage of 20 men. "T/face that launched a 1000 ships" is a famous line from C. Marlowe's 16th-century play: Doctor Faustus. It refers 2 Helen of Troy, whose beauty likely started t/Trojan War. JFK is credited w/t/aphorism: “a rising tide lifts all boats”. You are t/tide which raised me to t/task: to make the special efforts required to deal w/a very difficult & complex situation. Not only I, but everyone I have managed to save: owes you a monumental debt of gratitude 4 all t/help you've given us all w/out ever knowing the half of it. You made so many butterfly effects & you're back to to being a funny little caterpillar. Shine on you crazy diamond. I must warn you about diamonds. Collecting coins in t/game of life appears 2B slowing others down & it wouldn't do them any good after t/grocery-store shelves are bare.. when truck-drivers can't be paid a livable wage. How many of them would continue 2 do their jobs w/out getting paid ? I'm one of few who already does that, b/c if i don't: everything everyone else has worked for will become forfeit & they lose their lives as well. I had 2 call Mexico & SpaceForce to fuel interceptors at t/11th hour on April 8th 2024. I'm still waiting for scientists at McMurdo base in Antarctica to tell us the strain found dropping a healthy herd of penquins. Still "inconclusive" after 4 months. This strain was a "12 Monkey's' or what's known as "Virus-X".. except it was intentionally developed as a bio-weapon by Wuhan, Gates, Fauci, DS, etc: 2 kill our own citizens using a military C130-J30 cargo plane fitted w/equipment 2 spray biological & chemical weapons of judgement. They acquired a permit to spray 4 mosquitoes on 04-08-24. It's funny b/c Antarctica doesn't have any mosquitoes. They intended to spray along t/eclipse path of totality from Mazatlan International Airport in Mexico.. to Augusta Maine in t/USA. Ocean lives in Maine & she had 3 M-effects happen to her afterwards. The most prominent was a new metal cigarette case in her purse appearing to be all dented like it's been through a war. i had stumbled across her b4 online but had no idea she was a "too strong" psychic yet until after she began ranting about her day being maximum weirdness. Some Texas counties had already pre-ruled t/eclipse as a disaster to bring in National Guard & FEMA beforehand. What could be so disastrous about a shadow being cast: i had to ask critically. Coincidentally, Hercules was born during a solar eclipse & t/aircraft model's nickname was: t/'Super-Hercules'. It's about as obvious as Dark-State choosing nine-one-one as a day to kill our people they're tasked w/protecting. Like how t/Secret Service shot JFK. 100 to 150 million people would've been infected & died by Day 2 or 3: not 2 mention t/livestock animals which Gates likely wanted 2 make sure wouldn't keep breathing C02 that contributes 2 flooding t/Earth. Even B4 Gates met Jeffrey Epstein, he was willing 2 kill every mammal 2 save t/planet 4 future generations. Poison Ivy & Lex Luthor: all in one. The thing about some serial killers & socio-paths: is their intelligence. On top of all that, t/USA would've blamed China, China, China as t/enemy like Eurasia in 1984 as Trump had: since t/plane came from Wuhan. As an act of war, nukes would've launched & salting of the earth would've ensured Gates that t/planet had time to Reset back to normal. The Reset wasn't just a financial term about t/boom & bust of our economy. He was going by t/Guidestones of Georgia: rules of t/game of life. Only 100,000 people would live. This was the end-time prophecy contained in the Bible previously foretelling as well that a herald would announce t/coming war as t/"Archon of Judgement Day". After 04-01-24 or 'J-Day' was canceled: i could no longer find t/references in t/Bible which i 1st found 2 see if there was ever a precedent for a living man being given t/invisible wings of an angel. This Archon was t/only such example. Guardian was my beginning rank but I must drop t/J-day reference & only go by: Archon: Jackpot of t/Angelic Service. Since this event was cancelled, t/prophets never received t/vision in t/past, never wrote & included it in t/Bible, & I'm t/dumbass now if I try to tell any Bible-thumpers. Especially so: since I haven't yet actually read t/whole thing through & i'm not going 2 either. I'm not an authority on t/Bible & t/only part of it which concerns me has been prophecy as a sort of wizard. As t/evil genius required 2 catch t/other like a thief in the night. I see well in t/dark & right through Gates as if he were made of glass, but i'm not so unbreakable myself. You think that MTHFR & Fauci can run 2 their bunkers b4 being lit on fire by an angry mob or arrested? Dark-State is now resorting to using NanoRobots found in blood samples that build t/same chips in t/brain: https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxOpAojZzj_DAZayVIn7DGCCsxtFLW6Sol?si=PaX_LDGGDiPvMV3E which i had discovered being used to turn mental patients into sleeper assassins as part of MKultra. Operation: Mind Kontrol Ultra.. meaning absolute mind-control. This was before Mortal Kombat, but it now makes me wonder about t/naming: as if it was intended to glamourize killing in the name of.. t/art of killing for killing's sake..like t/colliseum of Rome, Italy: b4 it fell. Video-games also made me what I am, so it's going to be a wash. Joker made Bats; who made Joker worse.. & Bruce got darker every time Joker gets more mad & kills. Gates & Guardian cycling in time. Everytime i cancel end-time events, they got more desperate 4/power. They grow so maddening in their greed, they do hasty & sloppy work. I'd rather not war w/Gates or DS, but they've given us no choice. Calling revolution a "civil conflict" is such an oxy-moron. So cocky: placing it under our noses 2 pick a fight & see if society will become lawless: giving them a reason 2 form firing-squads, lethally inject us all, & electrify our chairs if we can't be controlled & disobey. Saved you again !😹 Your turn🥵.. 2024Y09M18D @AnnaAkana .. 0431H(GMT-5). Sweet dreams !

Guardian Jackpot

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Anna Akana

Okay, yeah, I laughed

Ken Lau

Let’s not forget the square footage..

Eric Cousino

You had me at manifesting a kidnapper that provides coffee and snacks. 😂😂

Eric Cousino

Twas fun

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