APRIL PATCH NOTES!

APRIL SHOWERS US WITH CONTENT ☔🌸

Hey Patronis. In recent times, Yan (Our Glorious Patroni Leader) has written these patch notes updates. However, today, it is I, Henery, who shall attempt to celeb shot this privileged piece of communication. The challenge for myself is to write it in the "voice of Yan." If you're new here, this is a very awkward first impression. Hello beautiful people!

April is here and so is our allergy season (bless u 🤧). But instead of pollen, we’re bringing you a flurry of new content and drops that’ll hopefully make your sinuses and hearts happy (surely, she would say cringe stuff like this right). Whether you’re powering through tax season or just vibing in springtime sunshine, take a load off and catch up on your monthly OfflineTV treats. 💝

🎶 Patroni Tune Time:
It's been a month and we're still deep in the K-pop sauce this month, but let me put you on some serious Korean peace. The world is just so angry right now (tariffs holy tariffs)

https://youtu.be/Q49pnA4jsp8?feature=shared
Got a favorite tune you want to share? Drop it down below - we're making a playlist for our shoot days.

🧣 NIGHT MARKET DROP — 4/11 @ 9 PM PST, Midnight EST
We’re not just serving content—we’re serving fits & steals (another banger Yan one-liner).
Your exclusive Patroni bazaar is back, featuring past-season bundles, unreleased samples, and one-of-a-kind happy mistakes. Think of it as a secret treasure chest from the depths of OTV HQ.

🧣 Secret Apparel Frieren Scarf (Update):
Its real, its cozy, its magical. The Frieren Signature Scarf is ready to wrap you in its spell.

Breaking "Yan" character for a moment: I wanted to drop this a few days ago, but I'm waiting to make sure our supply chain doesn't seize up with the recent tariffs. Currently, it looks like there's a 102% tariff, so I'm looking to sort that out this week. Will keep everyone posted as I continue to talk to our overseas partners tonight. Please keep an eye out for an interest poll so I can get a gauge of what quantities to prepare!

As a reminder for how discounts will work:

• Tier 1: Discounted (10% off retail)

• Tier 2: At-cost pricing (58% off)

• Tier 3: Just cover shipping (100% off...?!!?!??! ;) )
  Stay tuned for a post with your code!

Codes will be distributed in a separate post! 

1️⃣ Tier 1, fans

⏱️ BREAKDOWN 1: K-pop Snack Showdown | 4.1
Already live! Go check it out if you haven't—it’s the snackiest showdown you'll ever see. 🇰🇷🍙 (omg this onigiri emoji is so cute)

⏱️ BREAKDOWN 2: Main K-pop Video | 4.12
You’ve waited... and waited… and the wait is (almost) over. Our biggest K-pop video yet is near the finish line, and we're breaking down all the blood, sweat, and B-roll that went into making it. This was our most ambitious production so far—don’t miss the BTS.

🎁 SURPRISE CLIPPY FROM LAUREN | Mid-April
Lauren's cooking up a fun little mid-month treat. No spoilers—but it's giving BEAUTIFUL.

🎬 POOP 1: Korea Extended Scenes
Get the juicy cuts from Korea that didn’t make the main video. Exclusive to Patreon, because this is where we show you how the sausage is made (ok fine yan would never say that).

🎬 POOP 2 (for May but here it is anyway): Bonus Game Round
We’re catching up! This one features an extra round of a soon-to-release vid. Honestly, sometimes I think I can beat them at these games. You’ll see. 👀

2️⃣ Tier 2, super fans

🎙️ CREW POD EP #31 | Filming 4.15, Posting 4.17
The gang’s back for another yap sesh. Shoutout Max for always keeping this one on schedule.

🎮 NEW SERIES TEASE: RETRO GAME VIBES
A fresh Tier 2 series is beginning its journey. Think old-school games, nostalgia hits, and OTV chaos. If you’ve ever blown into a cartridge, this one's for you (>.> not my best work).

3️⃣ Tier 3, giga fans

💬 LIVE Q&A WITH JODI | TBD (Between 4.13–4.23)
We're debuting our very first live Q&A sesh is happening this month—and Jodi’s kicking it off! We’ll be posting soon to collect your Qs and finalize the date, so keep an eye on that notification bell. We'll definitely want your feedback on how this goes, so make sure to tune in once we announce the date! We're going to try to give at least 4-5 days of notice :)

Reminder to keep an eye out to redeem your Secret Apparel! 

🌱 QOTMPN (Question of the Monthly Patch Notes):
What's one fear that you don't really get a chance to talk about with anyone? Mine is failure.

That’s all from us for now. Good luck surviving tax season, drink some water, and remember: thanks for existing—you make this whole crazy thing worth it. Now go crush your April (or at least fake it ‘til May).. I am going to get back to a never-ending mound of work (JAMES COME BACKKKKK :'((( )

Love,
Henery 💌