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Houston We Have Ass (Finished)

 
                        Repeat: The ass has landed...
 

Happy Eclipse everyone, well everyone who was in or near the line of  totality. Lilly and I were lucky enough to witness it yesterday at my  mother's work. It's a once in a lifetime experience that it'll happen  over Kansas City.
 

Anyway yesterday I saw everyone in our little fandom making Mitsubishi  Eclipse jokes about the solar eclipse, and by everyone I mean maybe.. 2  people? Anyway, as much as you all know I lust over the 4th Gen Eclipse'  juicy ass, I wasn't about to resist hopping on the bandwagon. This  WOULD have been up the same day as the Eclipse, if it weren't for my  pesky high standards for drawings.. I couldn't make a celebratory sketch  NOOOoooo I had to make a full blown shaded picture!
 

Anyway...
 

So yeah, our darling little Robin, the Eclipse, working on the  International Space Station was out doing some inspections on the outer  hull when her big fat ass unknowingly caused an eclipse of the sun lol.
 

Why is there a fucking car in outer space? IS there a reason outside of  the joke? Well.. no there isn't. But my brilliantly messed up brain  wasn't able to let that stand and I came up with a reason while drawing  this, here it is:
 

To show that we could. Yeah you know, like how the Chinese are going to  try to grow potatoes on the moon, just to see if we can basically. In my  universe, Ani-Mech teamed up with NASA to launch an anthro-car into  space. Robin here was test-tube grown and modified at the  'mechano-cellular' level to survive in space, some modifications more  complex then others. Most noticeably, her body was made to be completely  atmospherically sealed aside for absolutely essential orifices, and  even they were custom designed to couple with standard NASA hoses or  otherwise be sealible while out in the vacuum of space. She also has a  durable smooth body made of similar material to that of an airplane.
 

As she grew to adulthood she went through years of astronaut training,  both for zero-G and for work on local planets and moons. She's currently  driven on the surfaces of our moon as of this photo. She's equipped  with moon rover tires for driving in low gravity places, she's able to  easily maneuver in zero-g thanks to her rear-tire mounted jets.
 

On the ISS she helps with work that is typically dangerous for human  astronauts, but due to her mechanical nature is hardly a danger at all.  Her strength also comes in handy for assisting in docking and outside  construction, connecting new modules to the station or pulling in and  clamping shuttles to the airlocks, something that used to take careful  piloting to do.
 

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Also because I know people will ask. No, Robin is not sterile lol, she  has all the necessary girly bits inside, but her vaginal orifice has  been atmospherically sealed and it would have to be mechanically  modified after her tour in space is done for her to have babies. While  we're talking about naughty stuff, she does have nips but pressure  sealed plates are bolted on over them. her anus is only sealed while in  space, the plug can easily be screwed back off when she's in atmosphere  lol.
 

PS: I also realize that her ass would not really eclipse shit lol, but  it's a joke. XD Maybe if her ass was the size of the moon.. but...  that's one big fucking Mitsubishi!..  *is tempted to un-holster my  growth ray >>*                     

Houston We Have Ass (Finished)

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