Repeat: The ass has landed...
Happy Eclipse everyone, well everyone who was in or near the line of totality. Lilly and I were lucky enough to witness it yesterday at my mother's work. It's a once in a lifetime experience that it'll happen over Kansas City.
Anyway yesterday I saw everyone in our little fandom making Mitsubishi Eclipse jokes about the solar eclipse, and by everyone I mean maybe.. 2 people? Anyway, as much as you all know I lust over the 4th Gen Eclipse' juicy ass, I wasn't about to resist hopping on the bandwagon. This WOULD have been up the same day as the Eclipse, if it weren't for my pesky high standards for drawings.. I couldn't make a celebratory sketch NOOOoooo I had to make a full blown shaded picture!
Anyway...
So yeah, our darling little Robin, the Eclipse, working on the International Space Station was out doing some inspections on the outer hull when her big fat ass unknowingly caused an eclipse of the sun lol.
Why is there a fucking car in outer space? IS there a reason outside of the joke? Well.. no there isn't. But my brilliantly messed up brain wasn't able to let that stand and I came up with a reason while drawing this, here it is:
To show that we could. Yeah you know, like how the Chinese are going to try to grow potatoes on the moon, just to see if we can basically. In my universe, Ani-Mech teamed up with NASA to launch an anthro-car into space. Robin here was test-tube grown and modified at the 'mechano-cellular' level to survive in space, some modifications more complex then others. Most noticeably, her body was made to be completely atmospherically sealed aside for absolutely essential orifices, and even they were custom designed to couple with standard NASA hoses or otherwise be sealible while out in the vacuum of space. She also has a durable smooth body made of similar material to that of an airplane.
As she grew to adulthood she went through years of astronaut training, both for zero-G and for work on local planets and moons. She's currently driven on the surfaces of our moon as of this photo. She's equipped with moon rover tires for driving in low gravity places, she's able to easily maneuver in zero-g thanks to her rear-tire mounted jets.
On the ISS she helps with work that is typically dangerous for human astronauts, but due to her mechanical nature is hardly a danger at all. Her strength also comes in handy for assisting in docking and outside construction, connecting new modules to the station or pulling in and clamping shuttles to the airlocks, something that used to take careful piloting to do.
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Also because I know people will ask. No, Robin is not sterile lol, she has all the necessary girly bits inside, but her vaginal orifice has been atmospherically sealed and it would have to be mechanically modified after her tour in space is done for her to have babies. While we're talking about naughty stuff, she does have nips but pressure sealed plates are bolted on over them. her anus is only sealed while in space, the plug can easily be screwed back off when she's in atmosphere lol.
PS: I also realize that her ass would not really eclipse shit lol, but it's a joke. XD Maybe if her ass was the size of the moon.. but... that's one big fucking Mitsubishi!.. *is tempted to un-holster my growth ray >>*