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Coffeezilla the Movie (EARLY ACCESS)

It's FINALLY here. An ambitious movie that expands the world of Coffeezilla far beyond anything previously imagined, answering the biggest questions of all.

This is a celebration of 1 million subscribers, a love-letter to the fans, and a thank you for your support.

When we started on this project, I had no idea it would end up taking so much time, take up 3.72 TERABYTES, and push us to our limits, but I'm glad we did it.

I'm excited for what the next chapter brings, including a several month long investigation that is going to be our biggest yet. Coming soon.

Thanks for being a part of this, the best is yet to come. ♥

Coffeezilla the Movie (EARLY ACCESS)

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Joined to help fight against Logan Paul

Rorschach Rev

I subscribed to help with the lawsuit. Love and support from Canada

simon bouchard

It seems weird to spend so much time and energy making up some fictional storyline.. is Coffee slowly revealing something actually shady about his own past? Which seems even weirder because I have a hard time picturing he has one.. so wtf is this??

Live Free Or Die

Ditto :)

Riff_Roodin

Joined to support against Logal Paul.

Michael-Jon Simpson

I think we should sue Logan Paul for suing Coffe as we don't get regular videos from him anymore.

Cosmin Stamate

Joined to support you with the law suit and right now I'm watching the pod with Joe Rogan. It's the first time I listened to one of his shows, btw. I was avoiding it before you went on the show. 😄 Keep up the good work. We are here for you.

Phyllis Gabriel

Only reason I subscribed is to help you with the scammer. Hazzah!

VenixHaart

Me too :)

Jay Horne

Give them hell, Coffee!

Dustin Rotach

Here to support your fight against the scammer

Scott Adams

Same here! I hope you will kick the shit of LP!

EFY

Same here. You are our hero. We are here to support you in this lawsuit.

Candan BOLUKBAS

just joined to support against Trojan Paul's lawsuit. hope you're able to counter claim for damages and lawyers fees.

patrysa

I also join to support the lawsuit. Thank legal eagle lol.

Preston Nguyen

Hi Coffee, just joined to support you in this lawsuit. You’ll win this, we believe in you

Jan Andrews

Scamming innocent people without impunity is messed up . Joining for Legal Battle. In addition , My startup's AI research tool for lawyers will be made available free of charge to your lawyers if they prefer it. Someone from my team will be reaching out to them.

MAHAPRASAD NANDA

Doubled my monthly contribution to help with the Logal Paul lawsuit! It's felt like society has been breaking down across the world recently, but there are still those of us who believe in the law, doing the right thing, and that just because someone has money does not mean they can act with impunity. Give him hell!

Hex

Just joining until the lawsuit is over 🥰

Jessica Jeffery

The best birthday gift

Jondeau Kassim

WAIT a second.... is this what it meant in the 'End of Sam Bankman Fried' video when you said "you couldn't buy my influence for less than 10 million dollars"?? Wha---

K Marie

If this trial will go ahead I would be increasing my subscription. Thank you my man !

Adrian Manea

I joined after I saw the news about Logan Paul, America’s walking dumpster fire.

M

Hi coffee, I am a fan of what you are doing, I came here to ask for help, there is a big crypto scam which happened 2 days ago, 330k people got scammed and 150m+ in funds, however, this time it’s different… they are making fun of the investors ( I have never seen such a thing). I got scammed for some small money, comparing to the other people, and honestly they don’t know what to do. If you or someone from your team could help to tell them what to do, would be much appreciated.

Matej Mathez

I have seen half a dozen about you getting sued by Logan Paul. Will you be addressing? Or are you even allowed to?

Bryan Lawson

Hi Coffee! I have been one of your earliest subscribers. I finally took the plunge and became a Patron here. Keep up the quality work. And as always, lets get the bad guys!!!

Ashay Doshi

I joined your patreon because I love your content and want to contribute to your legal fund. Hope you saved all those videos where he thanked you and said he would never sue you lol.

LegendslayX

Been watching since the video about the pyramid scheme guys on shark tank. If this whole Logan Paul suing you thing is legit, then know that every person here more than likely will support you through whatever the hell he throws your way.

SDJ

🤌🏻. Youtube one day recommended you. It was about a world I had very little knowledge or interest in. I was bored as hell though and said, "eh, why not". After a few videos, subscribed. It usually takes me a ridiculous amount of time to commit and push that button but... THE QUALITY. THE FACTS. THE WORK. THE INTEGRITY. I have been binging the channel, learning. Then today at 4 AM, I stumbled upon a video posted by another Youtuber, that Logan has sued. This had me creating a Patreon solely to support this channel. Are there different ways to donate other than Patreon? I was going to tell you good luck with Logan, but then I realized that you don't need luck. Not when you're going to wipe the floor with that MF'er. Can't wait to wait to see Zilla come out and raze it all to the ground, restoring balance. DISCOVERY TIME BABYYYYYYYYYY.

SadCwosant

Goodluck with Logan, Coffee tho we know this sht he's doing is just gonna expose him more 🤣

Eddmar

Coffee we are all here to support you against Logan

Patrick Foster

Thank you for this! Can you expose biaheza he is a fake guru who selling courses but claims to millionaire and makes income claims on his courses too

Craig Ricer

Fantastic in every aspect. Everyone did a great job behind the scenes and the actors as well.

Brian Gibson

This video was amazing its so great to see you come so far!

Timmy Earickson

less goo new vid , will watch later tonight

ChaoticAsteroid

Cant wait for the response on the lawsuit from Logan. What a tool.

Patrick Foster

Finally got a chance to see this, nice work bro. Really good high value production & storyline 👏 gotta say though I can't seem to find my name on the supported list lol. Regardless can't wait to see the next chapter & some new acting abilities haha

Humberto Muñoz

loved the Glengarry Glen Ross reference. Coffee[zilla] is for closers.

pi

same, and same :)

Johnny Doesn't Reply

Hey coffe I need you to reply to my dm asap about a potential cyber security class scam. @ebaad.01 on insta

Syed Ali

I spnet 5$ on this and it was worth it lmaooo

Cash Maxwell

Fantastic!!

Angie aka Mrs_Cuddelsworth

love the qr code hah

Jordan G

every video i spent far too long looking also :( lol!

Jordan G

Great work! But I still can’t find my name at the end 🙃😆

Kevin Kwast

Super excited for where the lore is going! I love your work, Coffee.

Bruno Yorda

I know! I finally found my name :D

Bruno Yorda

Big fan of the new legible Patreon credits!

Ross Vincent

two things I love is the fact you'r not an actor and your show

Denis Mercure

Merch?

Angel Barranco

I definitely feel this is the vibe Coffee was going for, and even more so thinking back on it after watching it and also remembering more Coffee lore. I’m far from being fully caught up on most of it so I’d say I’m probably 70% in the loop on lore, and I’ve watched probably 60-70% of his videos. I get the feeling that some people the joke may go over their heads. If some didn’t understand that the $10m studio was a joke, then there is going to be 5x that many people not realizing that something more damaging to Coffee’s reputation will actually be a joke as well. BUT, as I type this out, I just am realizing that this may just be Coffee’s plan anyways, give more “ammo” for people to use against Coffee when they want to bad talk him. They will hop on big talk shows and spout about how he was on Shark Tank and asked for a big loan and won’t realize that they are spouting lies about a funny internet meme the same way they are asking how he got money for the $10m studio (which the shark tank story is supposed to answer for the fictional studio in the first place, literally extrapolating the unbelievable nature of the $10m studio). I think my only concern is if people don’t take this as a satire and instead see it as an analogy piece for some real life event. That’s how I saw it initially when I first watched it, and didn’t know if that was Coffee’s intent, hence my initial question. Honestly I don’t mind either way, I obviously am a huge fan and am here spending my Saturday night nerding away about the potential impacts or meanings behind the fictional, or not fictional impacts of a creators content, but I respect whatever Coffee decides and just want to support his continued effort of helping show these crimes in light where they should be.

alphabean11

Let's think about that: Shark Tank isn't a show about people desperate to get loans, it's where desperate people show their businesses in the hopes of getting an investment. Not a huge distinction, but it is one. There is no cyberpunk-esque city if Io. The only thing even resembling reality involves crypto scams on YouTube. Safe bet is all of info we got was on his character, not him as a person.

Max Koski

Love ittt 🎈 🎈 🎈

Elizabeth Woodley

Thank you coffee for all the amazing work! 👏👏👏 for Ed, the team, and the actors in the movie!

Aris Pattakos

This was great!!! I loved it!! Great work!

Alexandar04

I love this so much. What a treat! :D

Disorder

Amazing !

Hamza H

Amazing work! The writing, the acting, THE LORE! I can't wait to see where this goes! Also for anyone who didn't know clairewritesmusic on YT released Coffee's new outro. It definitely needs some fan love so go check it out!

Tech Otter

Great video!! Soooo. Is episode 2 coming out - sorry that wasn't clear to me lololol

Andy Jung

I keep replaying 2:05-2:12, it's got to be one of my favorite moments on the channel so far. I'm so hyped!!

K Marie

This was absolutely incredible! Seriously impressive how the production quality and world building just keeps outdoing itself with every new video. Huge congrats and thank you to everyone involved! I'm on the edge of my seat with this cliffhanger- it's crazy how much the binge watching model has made me desperate for immediate answers lol

K Marie

I love the video! The way the lore surrounding Coffeezilla is evolving is putting the persona up there with the likes of Captain Disillusion. I do have a question though, the $10m studio is quite literally a joke, and this is played on with the trailer and played for laughs with Logan Paul, but the way the story is told, since there isn’t as much of a complete disconnect from the real person (the actual individual playing Coffeezilla, and the persona of Coffeezilla) it leads to some confusion in the storytelling that I wonder if a lot may get confused about. Are you telling everyone that you, as an individual took a deal and were paid on Shark Tank? Or is this just lore based storytelling from the YouTube persona? The blur between those two is hard to tell the difference and I couldn’t tell which story was being told as it wasn’t super clear to me and I am someone who has been watching your content for a long time. I just wanted to provide my perspective as an outsider as this is going up to major audiences.

alphabean11

So cool and fun! I know it'll probably be a one-time thing but Loren Ipsum Cat is my new favorite character in the Coffeezilla Cinematic Universe

Emily

AWESOME!!!

Random alThor

Absolutely loved it!

ultima9

🎈🎈🎈🎈

ultima9

Is this what the Exposing Coffeezilla trailer was referring to? Description on the trailer indicates it's on your Patreon now, and this uploaded the same day, but the name is different. I'm confused lol

Matthew Lanke

This already looks so sick! I'm glad I signed up on here, I can't wait to see which path of Memory Lane you go down next

Dragonoid9810

Dropped my subscription a month or two ago to trim down my finances because I just bought a house, but I gotta see this right now so here I am back again.

Meli Bear

When is the exposing coffeezilla video dropping on here?

Lucas Bankert

Awesome! Say, is there a pattern to the names at the end? I can't seem to find my name

Mason Schmidgall

🎈🎈🎈

noeggsandsam

This is such a good story I was always wondering what happened when Maxwell said in the 3AC video "Not unless you want people how you actually afforded that 10 million dollar studio" God that scratches such a good itch I always thought about that like what does he mean!? This is better then a lot of Hollywood "block busters" Love your work Coffeezilla GOD SPEED!

Unlucky13

I've just finished the video and I want to see more 🥹. Congratulations on reaching this milestone! Here, take these three _special_ balloons 🎈🎈🎈 as a gift.

Cauê Gomes

what a beautiful start to the coffeezilla cinematic universe!!

Eric Vicenti

I heard Coffeezilla is addicted to caffeine pills

Sarah Watson

finally I can say I got something for being a supporter lol J/K

Mohsin Naqvi

I'm intrigued now...

Mike Gervasi

This was fun, thank you

Rob D

Is there a good way to get a 300+ million dollar crypto embezzlement scam in front of Coffeezilla. Aside from a milktoast article that Axios put out it hasn't received any real media attention. The guy preyed on many desperate people for years. A man had to leave his pregnant wife in Spain to take a job in Germany. Another man who also signed a court declaration said he could have provided comfort for his dying mother if he had been paid what he was owed. I have put up all the information including some of the court declarations from my civil case on the site www.patrickpaypeople.com I am sorry to be posting like this. I am just not sure how to get any confirmation that anyone from coffeezilla's team has looked at this. Thank you.

Donald

Wait wait wait YOU CANNOT LEAVE IT THERE!

Gareth Molyneux

Yes ! haven't watched all the way yet but I got to where your stareing at techleads picture and the Charlie Day board. Glad your calling him out . He's flagging creators on YT that are critical of him. He's a major jerkoff.

Joel Austin H.

adding the TechLead QR code was a nice touch. I wonder how many people will scan the code.

Scott

Coffee flashing tech leads ethereum address. Wat means https://platform.arkhamintelligence.com/explorer/address/0x5922b0BBAe5182f2B70609f5dFD08f7DA561F5A4

Waseem Shabout

All hail our king, coffee

walter kosner

You remember when you had that subathon to reach a million by Christmas and missed it? Lol you were just charging up to reach your next power level... not that long later and a million was breezed past straight to three and a half. Love seeing you thrive. Love seeing all the experimentation, been there since 100k subs and I can't wait to see what ya do next.

Harry Moore

WHAT

Osman M

Yessirr

Rodrigo Chaves

Sweet!

EyeJ

Finally, it is here! Watching it immediately!

Nick Frimpong


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