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The Unedited Ted Safranko Call (1 hr+)

 Enjoy a full hour of painful listening to Ted. 

The Unedited Ted Safranko Call (1 hr+)

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Hey everyone…is Savvy Wallet “a burn wallet” like the Fire wallet discussed in another one of coffeezilla’s videos? I’m talking about “Savvy Wallet” that is associated with Traders Domain.

TradersDomainRobbedMe

This made me insane after a while

Jamie Smith

If he actually had counsel, they told him to politely decline opportunity for comment to Coffee, but Teddy Bear thought, "Nah, I wanna talk to people", proceeded with the call armed with some neutral response in case he wants to back out. But I'm sure he wasn't prepared for all of Coffee's questions and resorted to denial and deflection for many of his answers, instead of the counsel's original advice "Don't say anything"

DaMu

I'm certain he had that phrase written on a piece of paper, convinced himself that it was a perfectly neutral defense that a legal attorney would make.

DaMu

This should be played to torture people; I tried to make it through but only made it 20 minutes. Enough gas lighting to nuke a country

Angie aka Mrs_Cuddelsworth

OHHH YEA

L P

He really just pulled out "you're irrelevant" this entire call. Pathetic

Silver K

This guy infuriates me, you handled it better than I would have lol.... "clearing my name on an internet broadcast" haha, has this guy seen the reach that you have!!! Coffee this guy is a garbage human I've met degenerate gamblers with better morals than this fool.

adam sud

Coffee I love you! This is amazing... this guy is full of shit. He literally called you to imply you are a youtube joke nobody...lol (in my opinion you do better work then the FBI). Keep up the great work!! This guy only hurt himself by calling you.

adam sud

Coffee - glad the 5 minute interview lasted an hour. You did a masterful job and I learned a lot. You asked Ted to define the words he used and incorporated that as the conversation went on. You regulated your emotions incredibly well when Ted was antagonistic. You read between the lines of what he wasn’t saying and reacted quickly by adjusting your questions. Speaking of Ted, he kept repeating how things were negative or positive only to him. It was fascinating hearing a man who doesn’t have a moral or legal compass, sounds like a sociopath to me.

Matilda G.

I can't decide if Ted actually thought he was being clever by answering the way he did. On the one hand, surely he can't think that - he came across as rather childish and very stupid, but on the other hand, why did he bother giving the interview? It's all very strange - I just can't figure it out!

Nargles

How do you keep your cool Coffee? Kudos! One hour of a masterclass.

Fernanda Alario

Gonna be a good listen

paul5473

Ooof, this guy. Also, the thumbnail is perfection!

Derek Brotherton

It was always 'you're'😅

FOEBREAKER

This is ASMR for psychopaths.

Warren

"excruciatingly brilliant" 😂 what a lovely choice of words

Johnny Doesn't Reply

What can I do to create change @Coffeezilla? Write my Congressperson? Would greatly appreciate your advice!

Jess Levenson

The long form version of the "I don't care about money" response was excellent! This was excruciatingly brilliant

Ben Beasley

Also, if you would put the theme song to Pink Panther as background music it would be awesome. Thank you!

James Jones

Coffee, can you tell us when this was recorded? Was it before he fled?

James Jones

Wow, he is so sneaky and deceitful. Coffee: "Did you use country of origin as Crypto to launder money from US customers?" Teddy Bear: "So you're saying only US customers use crypto?" WOW... Slightly impressive, almost.

robert james

👏🏽

Adam Hoteling

This was fantastic. I enjoyed this as much as the main content. I burst out laughing many times even though it honestly isn't funny. Just absurdity. Nice work.

Dan

I love my sanity too much to listen to this - I just know I’d end up shouting at my screen in frustration, which is…not useful - so thanks Coffee, for taking one for the team. Your work researching this asshat is unsurpassed. 👏👏

Erin Wright

I’m sorry and your welcome (I think)?

Coffeezilla

This was a hard watch. Thank you

Intermenia

Anyone else bugged by the fact he kept saying “this won’t have a positive or negative benefit” for me. Benefit: “an advantage or profit gained from something”. Should have said “affect”. Also said something about CZ looking for a red herring…also, not the right word. (Red Herring: a clue or piece of information that is, or is intended to be, misleading or distracting.) That guy was throwing out some red herrings (lame ones)…but the repeated misuse of phrases drove me bananas 🍌

Amber Bell

time slows down while watching this

Paul Kang

Hey Coffee you missed another passport at 5:50 on the third video

Thomas Eric Belfort

This guy is so frustrating! You handled him so well ! He tries his hardest to get away from your questions by redirecting and saying the same things over and over; “my counsel” “your YouTube channel” “this doesn’t benefit me “ etc etc , trying to get you to bite .But every time , you drag him right back and get him to refocus on your questions ! Brilliant! He’s a horrible human being for sure. As someone with an interest in behaviour and interrogation, I found this interview fascinating from that point of view. Others here have already said it but I feel the need to say it as well, thank you for suffering through this and for sharing with us!

Rhianna Rose

That was one of the longest trying to play dumb acts i've watched but still interesting.

Ossi Eskola

looool he's acting the whole time like he's not being recorded and that you can't rewind to catch his blatant contradictions.

alphacino

And you seem very good at catching it :)

Bruno Yorda

Coffeezilla said it’s a joke, something called sarcasm

Roman

Thanks. Please expose Hstikkytokky

Roman

The dude doesn't sound really smart.. I'm surprised how much he was able to steal

Aris Pattakos

Thank you for uploading this, Coffee, it definitely is one of the things that I expected when I became a patron. P.S: For the people who say the $10M studio is fake, that it's a green screen... This is an UNEDITED video, and there it is! Checkmate, haters.

Bruno Yorda

I am unreasonably excited to watch this, as cringy as I’m sure it will be. This is an extra worth paying for, thanks Coffee ❤️

Liv

I feel like this stretches the definition of "enjoy" quite a bit.

Elisa M.R.

Am I the only one who thinks he looks like an off-brand Shane Dawson?

Andy Jump Cannon

I almost don't even want to listen to this. His voice is one of those..."You can't trust anything he says". And it becomes annoying and laughable the entire time listening. Lol

Christopher J. Joste

I can't do it 😂. It was painful enough listening to his BS edited down in the video. There's no way I can listen to over an hour of it. Thank you for suffering for us all Coffee! The video was absolutely amazing by the way. I'm extremely happy to be a patron of yours and I look forward to your future content and the future patreon content you give us too. Thank you to you and everyone else involved in the creative process!

Adam N

those were the longest 5 minutes of my life.

Coffeezilla

I’m sure I can’t stand it. I’ve met tons of versions of him and they all spew the same, tired nonsense. He is just so used to being surrounded by sycophant morons he believes his own bullshit.

Krystin

Him and SBF share the title for most annoying people to listen to

Rohan Rao

Sociopath's gonna sociopath. I guess that's what he thinks 5 minutes is!

Alan Goldstein

“I’ll keep it quick with ya” >precedes to not keep it quick

Katie Spaghetti

I could barely tolerate listening to him once, can't imagine having to derush and edit this thing.

hexine

I don’t know how you could stand that man’s voice for longer than 10 minutes.

Andy Jump Cannon

I’m glad you put this up but listening to him talk makes me angry

Dylan Sweetland

Why are we here? Just to Suffer? Thank you for suffering through it for the investigation, Coffee! Happy to be a Patron

Adrian Garcia


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