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I'm reading Nietzsche, who is sort of the serious phiosopher version of your version of humour. He'd agree totally with the Bloody Queen's quip about "lead by example".

Okay, now I see. Who's been showing this to my dates? please stop.

A queenly gift of a plate full of cookies might you get you some affection but a queenly gift of a pike full of heads should garner some obedience.

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A 3D print of the repose sprinkling glitter on a skull. Everyone should have one on their mantlepiece. Glittercolormayvary.Donotstaredirectlyattheskull.Unsafeforpetsandprobablythekids.Yourspleenismadeofjam.

So, this "devil" guy does so much to disparage evil it seems quite folly to even label him as evil or a devil for that matter. Are you sure you fished the guy out of hell? He kind of comes off as a disciple with more or less perfected reasoning skills & a pair of horns, sure... Should we expect witch hunts to ensue... with inquisitions... not sure how entertaining that would be... more like frightening seeing this is our modern dilemma.

All wrapped up with a Nineteen Eighty-Four reference. Pure class.

As a non-prince - with more dreams than practical ambition, granted - I wouldn’t terribly mind dying by sexy poison queen.

Jan Thie

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I need to change jobs!

totallySafeUsername

Hey, can I share this with my daughters? I think would make delightful despots... with the right mentoring.

This is awesome! I have a friend who can totally apply this advice. Hopefully she can take over from the current king and Get Things Done in a more proactive, queenly manner.

Walter Cooke


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