Story Poll #39

Iiiiiiit's poll time again! That's right, it's time to grab your identity papers and head down to the local ministry of freedom, where a friendly political officer will show you which of our would-be-leaders you're meant to p-- Oh, sorry, this is for my other channel.

Ahem.

Hey, guys! It's time for another poll! What do you want me to write this time?

Here are your options! (You can pick more than one!):

Choose-Your-Own-Escape: The Factory (Various TFs, CYOA)

Oh no! You’ve been kidnapped by the Bakeneko and sent to one of their awful factories. Fortunately, you managed to slip off the conveyor before they could turn you into their latest brand of sweatpants. Now you just need to get past all the guards and the traps and the comically-convenient pratfall opportunities and escape! 

…How hard can it be? 

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Reality Improv (Reality Shift, Various TFs)

Mindy’s always wanted to be an actress, but this latest theater group she’s joined is really screwing with her head! They’re fine when they’re on stage, but there’s something really weird about the improv sessions they do to warm up. It’s like they only improv about things that are true. Like everyone is afraid to make anything up. Gareth doesn’t know what’s going on, but he supposes he has to get used to it. If he can’t endure a little improv, how’s he ever going to become an actor?

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Path of Flattening (Flattening, Star Rail)

The Xianzhou Luofu has drifted off course and into a strange anomaly, one with the even stranger effect of stripping the third dimension from living creatures. Can the Trailblazer stop it in time, or will every living creature on the ship be flattened across the walls as bizarre graffiti?

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Rogue Repairs (Various Inanimate TFs, Star Rail)

The Astral Express crew have just finished exploring the drifting wreck of a damaged starliner. Sadly, there weren’t any survivors aboard–only a strangely high number of random inanimate objects–but they did find this cool new repair droid. No one will mind if they take it, right? It’s not like there’s anyone left to mind, after all. Besides, it’s not like it can cause them any trouble. After all, it’s just a harmless repair bot…

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Dust to Dust (Butt-Shaped Dustbag TF, Futanari)

Beverly’s parents are out of town, and you know what that means: time to invite everyone she knows to the best party any technically-not-a-teenager-anymore has ever thrown!

Huh? What’s up with the weird roomba thing? Oh, her parents just bought it. It’s supposed to churn everything it sucks up into dust, which is neat, but the dustbags totally look like giant butts–it’s super-weird, lol! Anyway, just ignore it. 

What happens if it sucks up a person? Lmao, you’re crazy. That’ll never happen!

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Phantom Stars of Porn (Hypnosis, Pornography TF, Persona)

The Phantom Thieves of Hearts have a new target: a famous director who’s been coercing actresses into sex in return for a role in his movies. But no sooner have they arrived in his palace than the girls find themselves separated from the boys… and forced into the starring roles of a film that’s way more pornographic than advertised. 

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Pokégirl Ice Cream (Ice Cream TF, Pokémon)

Ash’s female traveling companions have come together to recount their adventures, when a thoughtless wish for ice cream goes overheard by a passing Jirachi, with predictable results. What’s your favorite flavor? Personally, mine is May. 

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Slasher (Various Inanimate TFs)

Halloween’s come early this year, and you know what that means! It’s time for a nightmarish monster to punish a bunch of innocent teens for their promiscuity or something (take that, Stacy, you whore!). Fortunately for the hormone-addled young adults of this All Hallows’ Eve, the monster on the loose doesn’t want to drape their guts over all the neighborhood… he wants to turn them into inanimate objects and leave them to suffer like that forever instead! 

Which isn’t much of an improvement, and in several ways it’s worse, but you gotta take what you can get when you’re in one of these movies. You ever seen Terrifier? You wanna star in that instead? No, I didn’t think so.

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Fatal Theater (Various Movie Theater Inanimate TFs)

They say this place is haunted, you know. Yeah, that’s right. Haunted. By the ghost of its old owner. They say he got so sick of people complaining that he hung himself from the projectionist’s booth with a roll of Super 8. Crazy, right? (Huh, what do you mean it’s ‘hanged’?)

Yeah, yeah, I know, it sounds like a crock of shit to me too. Still, it’s strange how many people go missing here. Especially after complaining about this tacky old pile of– 

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Natlan Pool Party (Pooltoy TF, Genshin)

The people of Natlan have gathered together for their yearly celebration at the People of the Springs. Only, something appears to have gone wrong with the local leylines: before they know it, people are turning into pooltoys left and right, and no-one seems to know how to fix it. Hopefully their friends and family figure out what’s going on before it’s too late! 

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Magical London Fashion (Clothing TF, Fate)

Rin’s attempt to create a new outfit via magic takes a turn for the worse when her spell goes off the rails, transforming her and every other female mage in London into the latest, most fashionable clothing. 

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Royal Regalia (Clothing TF, Re:Zero)

Sick of waiting for the Royal Selection to end, Priscilla discovers a spell that should bring things to an immediate conclusion. After all, her fellow candidates can hardly compete after being turned into her new outfit, can they? 

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Tea Party Swimsuits (Clothing TF, Blue Archive)

The Tea Party has commanded that the Make-Up Work Club take swimming lessons, but Hanako can’t afford to supply them with swimwear. One special batch of tea later, however, and she’s managed to kill two birds with one stone: she and her club members will get their swimsuits. And they’ll have no more Tea Party nagging them either…

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Princess Confectionary (Food TF, Princess Connect)

A new café’s just opened in Landosol, and the confectionary on offer is simply magical. Kasumi and Shiori, investigating a spate of disappearances, can’t help but be sidetracked from their mission. 

But wait! What if it’s no coincidence that as soon as the café appeared, people started disappearing? After all, they were all in the area at the time too. Maybe all those sweets are so delicious for a reason…

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Astral Express Redecoration (Furniture TF, Honkai Star Rail)

Stelle’s room on the Astral Express has been looking a little bare lately, but how can she afford to decorate it? Well, this curio that turns women into furniture might come in handy… ‘Hey, March, get in here! Incidentally, do you prefer chairs or tables?’ 

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Poképarts (Absorption, TG, Pokémon)

Delia Ketchum wants grandkids. But despite the respectable harem her son has acquired, none of them seem to be getting pregnant. Perhaps she should speed things along… by making them part of his body and bearing his child herself!

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Wheel of Fates 2 (Various TFs, Viewer-Selected Characters, Various Series)

Welcome back to Wheel of Fates, nya! Nyou’re just in time for another round of transformative fun as we spin the wheel and see what our contestants become! Where will it land this time? Clothing? Food? Sextoys? There’s only one way to find out, nya, and that’s to Spin! The! Wheeeeel!

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Vtuber Loyalty Program (Sextoy TFs, Viewer-Selected Characters, Vtubers)

In an effort to restore their falling views, everyone’s favorite vtubers decide to reward their loyal viewers with special prizes for watching: posters, mousepads, even–whisper it–some themed onaholes. 

Only, something strange seems to be happening. Views have shot up, but why is it that all the vtubers running the program seem to have stopped streaming…? 

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The Toymaker’s Take-Off (Toy TFs, One Piece)

Sugar’s escaped from the Marines, with a toyified Tagashi in tow. Now she’s going to use her Hobby-Hobby Fruit on everyone who’s ever wronged her, starting with the Straw Hat Pirates’ Nami and Robin. Once she’s done, she’s going to have a whole crew of toys working for her.

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Da Vinci's Deviant Device (Sextoy TF, Fate)

In an attempt to solve Chaldea’s monetary woes, Leonardo da Vinci designs a device to convert magical energy into matter. How wonderful! …Except, aren’t Servants made of magical energy too? And why do Chaldea’s employees need so many sextoys?!

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Calydon Cuisine (Food TF, ZZZ)

The girls of the Sons of Calydon visit the newly-refurbished Cheesetopia, only to find its new chefs have a very special way of preparing food. This time, they might have bitten off more than they can chew…

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Best Friends with Benefits (TG, Sexdoll TF)

Adam and Steve really thought they’d hit the jackpot when they stumbled on a working TF gun. At long last, they have the chance to end their eternal virginities and graduate to the club of people who have fucked. All they have to do first is figure out which one of them should be the girl, which would be a lot easier if both of them didn’t think it should be the other. I’m sure they’ll figure out a solution soon enough, however. Hopefully it happens before they really screw something up.