Story Poll #37

It's polling time again! What do you guys want me to write this time?

Here are your options! (You can pick more than one!):

Plastic Paradise (TG, Latex, 2nd Person, Vtuber TF)

You’ve chosen a very special location for your latest vacation: the resort world of Ukiwa, where the oceans are sparkling and clear, the air perfumed, and everything from the buildings to the flora are plump, bouncy inflatables. It’s perfection! 

Only, what’s that on the horizon? Are those storm clouds? Is it…? It is raining? That’s not supposed to happen! Ugh, you’ve got to get out of it before–H-hey, why does this stuff feel so sticky? And why do you look like your favorite vtuber all of a sudden?!

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My Pokégirl Ranch (Milk Station TF, Pokémon)

May’s always been proud of her egregiously large boobs, but now they seem to have gotten her in trouble. She’s been kidnapped, spirited away to some awful farm, where they’ve forced her into a cow-patterned bikini, latched suction cups to her nipples, and threatened her with even worse if she doesn’t produce enough milk for them.

Namely turning her into an inflatable milk sack styled like a cow, fit only to swing in its harness, fat and sloshing, and be bred and milked for the rest of its inanimate existence. You know, like all the other Pokégirls they’ve captured. 

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Idol Hooves are the Devil’s Playthings / Stable Relationships (Centaur TF, Futanari, Relief Station TF, Related Inanimate TFs)

Sugar Cube is the most popular new idol group in Japan. Or at least, they were, until they were snatched off the stage, turned into horny futanari centaurs, and dumped on some callous Bakeneko’s ranch. 

How will they ever cope with their new lives? With having hooves and big horses bodies and massive, virile p-p-p– Especially once they realize who their horseshoes and feeding stock and all their other supplies are made from…

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Jailbreak (Viewer Suggested Characters and TFs)

Alcaseltza. The harshest, most secure, and least escapable prison in the whole gosh-darned galaxy. Only the most terrible of criminals are sent here.

Them and whoever the Bakeneko decide it would be funny to, anyway.

This time, they’ve picked several characters of your choice and sentenced them to ten million years in the dungeon. Now they’re going to rot there forever, unless someone pulls some strings and helps them escape! …Wait, what’s with that alarm? Uh oh, it’s a jailbreak! (Oh no, how did that happen?)

Free of their cells, it’s now down to the prisoners to get out without being caught. And they better be careful, because the Bakeneko have some very personal punishments in mind for those catch~. 

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The Succubi’s New Store (Sextoy TF, Konosuba)

Axel’s Succubus Cafe has been looking to expand its business model. From wet dreams to specialty sextoys their clients can use while they’re still awake. There’s only one problem: all those female adventurers who insist on sleeping with them, releasing all those pent-up urges that would otherwise lead to masturbation. It’s terrible for their business!

But maybe there’s a way to kill two birds with one stone…

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Catastrophic Cook-Off! / Foodfight! Into the Fire! (Food TF, Viewer Suggested Characters)

Welcome back to another exciting episode of Foodfight! I’m nyour host, Taberu, and today we’ll be taking nyour favorite characters from across the universe and forcing them into a deadly cook-off where only one can emerge alive! Or animate, at any rate. Nyou know what they say about too many cooks–well, it’s time to toss the extras into the pot! Don’t forget the salt, nya! 

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Team Boozing (Drink TF) 

You know the worst thing about working in an office? The boredom. Of course, you don’t have to worry about being bored when it’s a Bakeneko-run office. What you do have to worry about is being fired, turned into booze, and drunk at the next mandatory team building event. Should have gone into the trades.

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SUCC PLNT (Succ Plant TF, RWBY)

Yang’s gooning’s been getting out of control lately, especially since she learned about succplants. If only there were some way she could experience it herself… Oh, never fear, Yang–all it takes is some Plot Dust and a little help from your teammates~.

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Random Play Restock (Inanimate TF, ZZZ)

Random Play has been having issues getting new stock recently, but perhaps this strange device the Bangboos found will solve the problem. So long as it’s turned on, they seem to have no shortage of merchandise. Now, if only they could do something about their sudden lack of customers…

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PRNO (Pornography TF, RWBY)

Something strange is happening at Beacon Academy: every other day, another girl goes missing. And no sooner have her friends sounded the alarm than a video cassette shows up on their doorstep. A video cassette bearing some incredibly personalized pornography. 

This morning, Jaune Arc received a tape of the Pyrrha Nikos being spitroasted, and now the chief of police–sorry, Glynda Goodwitch–has finally had enough. She’s tasked Team RWBY with finding the kidnapper before he strikes again, no matter the cost. 

Can Ruby Rose and her teammates track him down in time…? Or will they fall victim to the mysterious pornographer themselves? (…It’s a real mystery.)

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Princess Confectionary (Food TF, Princess Connect)

A new café’s just opened in Landosol, and the confectionary on offer is simply magical. Kasumi and Shiori, investigating a spate of disappearances, can’t help but be sidetracked from their mission. 

But wait! What if it’s no coincidence that as soon as the café appeared, people started disappearing? After all, they were all in the area at the time too. Maybe all those sweets are so delicious for a reason…

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Astral Express Redecoration (Furniture TF, Honkai Star Rail)

Stelle’s room on the Astral Express has been looking a little bare lately, but how can she afford to decorate it? Well, this curio that turns women into furniture might come in handy… ‘Hey, March, get in here! Incidentally, do you prefer chairs or tables?’  

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Ilulu’s Fiery Feast (Food TF, Dragon Maid)

Working in a candy store hasn’t been good for Ilulu’s waistline (she was hoping it’d all go to her boobs, but she guesses they’re full already). That’s no excuse for Tohru to point it out though! 

Well, if she has to go on a diet, she’s going to start it with one last buffet: by turning Tohru and every other dragon she can get her claws on into food! Revenge is a dish best served cold, but Ilulu prefers her meals hot.

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Gratuitous Glitch (Multi-Relief Station TF)

The Mainframe. The enormous, incredible, impossibly-powerful computer hidden securely beneath Mt. Everest, where it secretly processes the source code of reality. If anything were to happen to it, the Sun would sputter out, the Earth would spin out of its orbit, and the sky would be replaced by a big ol’ 404 page. 

Fortunately, nothing that bad has happened this time. It’s just a little glitch, nothing the Mainframe’s technicians can’t handle. …It’s a really weird glitch though.  

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Vtuber Loyalty Program (Sextoy TFs, Viewer-Selected Characters)

In an effort to restore their falling views, everyone’s favorite vtubers decide to reward their loyal viewers with special prizes for watching: posters, mousepads, even–whisper it–some themed onaholes. 

Only, something strange seems to be happening. Views have shot up, but why is it that all the vtubers running the program seem to have stopped streaming…? 

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Poképarts (Absorption, TG, Pokémon)

Delia Ketchum wants grandkids. But despite the respectable harem her son has acquired, none of them seem to be getting pregnant. Perhaps she should speed things along… by making them part of his body and bearing his child herself!

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Ultimate Public Servants (Maidification, TG, Hypnosis, Danganronpa)

Returning to his hometown, the Ultimate Affluent Progeny, Byakuya Togami, discovers something strange. What’s with all these maids? What are they plotting? And why does he feel the urge to pick up a feather duster himself? 

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Magical London Fashion (Clothing TF, Fate)

Rin’s attempt to create a new outfit via magic takes a turn for the worse when her spell goes off the rails, transforming her and every other female mage in London into the latest, most fashionable clothing. 

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Royal Regalia (Clothing TF, Re:Zero)

Sick of waiting for the Royal Selection to end, Priscilla discovers a spell that should bring things to an immediate conclusion. After all, her fellow candidates can hardly compete after being turned into her new outfit, can they? 

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Da Vinci's Deviant Device (Sextoy TF, Fate)

In an attempt to solve Chaldea’s monetary woes, Leonardo da Vinci designs a device to convert magical energy into matter. How wonderful! …Except, aren’t Servants made of magical energy too? And why do Chaldea’s employees need so many sextoys?!

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Cinder’s Phallic Fall (Penis TF, RWBY)

Ruby Rose has finally captured that dastardly villain Cinder Fall. Now she just has to figure out a way to punish her for all the problems she’s caused Remnant. Hmm… Well, she has always been a bit of a dick…

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Calydon Cuisine (Food TF, ZZZ)

The girls of the Sons of Calydon visit the newly-refurbished Cheesetopia, only to find its new chefs have a very special way of preparing food. This time, they might have bitten off more than they can chew…

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Blue Plastipocalypse (Inflatable TF, Rubberization, Blue Archive)

Millennium’s latest science experiment goes wrong, unleashing a wave of uncontrolled nanites that soon spread rapidly over Kivotos, turning their unfortunate victims into all manner of plastic products, from pooltoys to figurines to living rubber.