Chapter 4 of No Joy is out for Squires!
Added 2025-01-27 03:56:57 +0000 UTCThe misadventures of Jon Snow continue yet again, as his attempts to fish in peace continue being interrupted.
You can read the previous chapters in the collection.
Comments
This story is fucking hilarious. Homie needs to just take up the hikkikomori life because he seems cursed to encounter whatever the world can throw at him that’s most likely to annoy.
Jason
2025-03-17 20:10:58 +0000 UTCHonestly, one thing I don't think I'm a fan of is forcing the MC to go down a certain path. A person is always willing to fail if they don't want what they are fighting for.
LT Butterfly287
2025-02-14 04:19:35 +0000 UTCSkyfall is an excellent name for a sword.
stevem1
2025-02-11 05:42:11 +0000 UTC23
Gladiusx
2025-02-02 23:06:15 +0000 UTCCan’t escape destiny
Garri Sarkisov
2025-02-02 07:24:31 +0000 UTCWhat is Jon’s age in your fic?
TyrantGod
2025-02-02 06:30:02 +0000 UTCI'm enjoying this version of Jon, and excited to see where things head from here. He has no desire to be a part of the game, however, fate refuses to allow him the comfort of solitude. Look forward to next week's chapter.
Meel
2025-01-28 15:14:42 +0000 UTCOoooh! That would be hilarious! Imagine the massive freak out from the Targaryens. Here comes some northern bastard with 3 dragons 🤣🤣🤣 AND the Hightowers. Otto would have a stroke.
michelle m
2025-01-27 22:02:27 +0000 UTCThe Silent 5 seem like the perfect fodder to showcase how much of a badass Jon is with a sword
Myrdin
2025-01-27 17:26:57 +0000 UTCHopefully Vermithor gets a better end this time.
Ryan
2025-01-27 14:42:01 +0000 UTCJon threatening he'll tell the steward Silver Denys is overcharging the villagers for permits and pocketing the excess coin.
Gladiusx
2025-01-27 13:19:12 +0000 UTCI wonder if dragons can make a troll face because I feel that’s what Vermithor was trying to do once he imposed a bond onto Jon XD
Alastor999
2025-01-27 13:07:36 +0000 UTCVote for the story had a description that stated it featured an eventual Jon x Rhaena Targaryen
Roguewave1737
2025-01-27 13:01:23 +0000 UTCNow Jon can't be pushed around like a normal man. He can just call his dragon and either fight or fly away!
Eric Lachance
2025-01-27 12:26:07 +0000 UTCI think since this is a crack fic, Jon is going to have more than one dragon. I bet vermithor, cannibal, and grey ghost.
InnerDemons
2025-01-27 10:53:58 +0000 UTCI am a little slow but what does ""steward" and "three" means? or should re-read the previous chapters
Bukhari
2025-01-27 09:50:11 +0000 UTCLove the story
Austin
2025-01-27 09:48:22 +0000 UTCAnother idea on how Jon's bond is discovered. Baela goes for a swim, meets a kraken, Jon and his dragon kill the beast and save the princess.
Cristi R
2025-01-27 09:18:34 +0000 UTCWait we know Jon's ship?
Michael Rojas
2025-01-27 08:46:41 +0000 UTCMaybe the Silent Five recognize Baela, Jon is forced to defend her and Vermithor comes to see what made his rider angry .... BUSTED.
Cristi R
2025-01-27 07:41:20 +0000 UTCThis chapter was a bait and switch. Grey Ghost makes it's second apparition, then the very next day the Bronze Fury bonded with him.
Cristi R
2025-01-27 07:39:32 +0000 UTCAs per the norm, being Jon is suffering. Also calling it now, Baela gets her dumb-ass kidnapped by the five, Jon gets dragged into it and at the last second Vermithor comes in and…. Voices his discontent over the threats to his new source of amusement.
MehOhWell
2025-01-27 07:33:25 +0000 UTCI wish you updated twice a week. Waiting until Sunday is going to be torture.❤️
michelle m
2025-01-27 07:25:58 +0000 UTCYeah, I do understand that he's obscure in their eyes at best. However, a dragon rider of one of the greatest dragons in Westeros that claims to be a Snow of Stark blood? That acts like a true Northman? That's political leverage at least if they can appeal to him a bit. Make him feel like part of the family. If we didn't already know Jon's ship I would predict a marriage offer into the main line to get control of the dragon in Winterfell's hands.
Roguewave1737
2025-01-27 06:57:00 +0000 UTCYou're cooking with this
Tyler Francis
2025-01-27 06:23:26 +0000 UTCLol! Silverwing then get jealous and goes picks up Rhaena and flys back Silverwing: Hmph, 😤 I also have a rider now Then they both decide to match make their new pets/riders 😆
TyrantGod
2025-01-27 06:12:28 +0000 UTCIirc Vermithor the 2nd largest dragon alive(after vhagar) i think even though cannibal might be the oldest one alive.
David C.
2025-01-27 05:58:46 +0000 UTCVermithor picking Jon up in his mouth, flying him to Silverwing, and proudly presenting his new rider to his lady love. Or to Dragonstone Castle. Either works.
thevolunteer
2025-01-27 05:56:42 +0000 UTClol! Kinda reminds me of Adam and Seasmoke scene from HOTD! Yo I choose you to be my rider fly with me Vermithor is hilarious! Vermithor catches Jon the fire/ice type pokemon/human 😂
TyrantGod
2025-01-27 05:44:10 +0000 UTCAs for the connection to House Stark, you should understand that the name alone means nothing when there are dozen of cadet branches outside Winterfell. Even more so that Jon is a Snow, not a Stark, supposedly one who never saw the Lord of Winterfell or Winterfell. It's canonically comparable to the Arryns that have a wealth of branches, most of them unknown, destitute, turned mercantile, or half-faded in obscurity.
Gladiusx
2025-01-27 05:32:09 +0000 UTCDidn’t expect the Bronze Fury there ,the again First Man is know to use bronze before the Andals come so it fits , when Vermithor come for some quality time , everybody will talk
VishihaHitachi
2025-01-27 05:27:02 +0000 UTCYeah... Just staying on Dragonstone was tempting fate with a dragon bond. Now, how is Vermithor (secretly the real MC) going to execute the big reveal of his new trophy rider? A dragon PoV could be legendary in all seriousness, although I dare not hope. He also officially outed ties to House Stark through a man who has everything to gain from selling out the info... When that comes out, I hope I do get to see a healthy dose of some much desired Stark action in a fic I feared would be too Targ centric.
Roguewave1737
2025-01-27 05:22:42 +0000 UTCLol! Vermithor bonds with the Last King. Is Vermithor larger than Cannibal?
TyrantGod
2025-01-27 05:20:42 +0000 UTCGrey Ghost is going to be pissed lol
Perraup
2025-01-27 05:06:41 +0000 UTCLove the name Skyfall. But I’m surprised but also not surprised by the dragon at the end
ND518
2025-01-27 04:46:11 +0000 UTCVerminthor "Nah ain't no escaping the plot for you. I choose you, we in this shit together lol" Also Grey Ghost is gonna be jelly. How dare Verminthor steal my fish supplier! Just gonna have to go to who ever he gets shipped with
Bishop7053
2025-01-27 04:33:55 +0000 UTCSkyfall is perfect especially since Jon himself fell backwards in time LMAO I’m dying at Vermithor seeing how proud he was and thought “you’ll do.” He wants a KING for a rider! And the attitude is about right… I did feel a little bad for Baela in this chapter. She feels frustrated by the limitations of her gender and position. But I’m glad Jon humbled her a bit. She needs to work on that attitude.. I wonder if the silent five will stumble upon a little dragon lady instead of the cannibal or Silverwing and Vermithor. Omg Denys asking so many questions… I fear the Starks WILL hear of Jon Snow somehow. And I suspect there will be MORE questions when Jon’s dragon pops out at the worst time.
Happy
2025-01-27 04:22:30 +0000 UTCRIP best boy grey ghost 😔
Yeno Memevig
2025-01-27 04:21:58 +0000 UTCThere you go! Subversion of expectation a la grey ghost! Also, funny that the sword is now named Skyfall when the Dance originally peaks with Daemon and Aemond “Skyfall”-ing over the Gods Eye.
Nicholas Fiend
2025-01-27 04:13:53 +0000 UTC
