Suit Vlogger: First Video

Channel Name: Swapsider99
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Aiden: Hey, guys! Welcome to my newly made channel – Swapsider99. I am so excited to start this journey with you all. In this channel, I will review the hip and fad apparel everyone is crazy about these days – bodysuits! I recently bought one and decided to do a vlog about it because it seemed like nobody else had done it so far.

[Aiden grabbed a box offscreen and showed it to the camera]

Aiden: I know, the box looks cheap. It’s just a simple bag with BodyCo’s logo on it. I can’t begin to imagine the hours I had to work just to buy this suit. I imagined it’d be worth it once I tried it out.

[Aiden rips out the bag and shows the contents to the camera]

Aiden: Oh! Wow! One thing I noticed first is how life-like the skin texture is. There’s still a little bit of the unnatural smoothness, like a powdered bum of a baby, but everything else blows out of the water! It’s surreal, holy fuck! If any viewers realized, yes, this suit is modeled after me. I bought add-ons, like a little more body hair and leaner muscles. I could’ve added more, but you know… money issues.

Aiden:  The skin’s a few millimeters thick – a bit thicker than a condom sold at a convenience store. It’s not as sticky or slippery, though. Like the skin, the hair looks and feels realistic. I can’t seem to pluck any of the hairs, though. It’s just a rumor, but they said this is one way of differentiating between an actual person and someone wearing a suit. It’s real, I guess. Other than the hair, there’s a massive slit on the back and that is where I will enter the suit.

[Aiden opens the suit and shows the inside to the camera]

Aiden: The surface of the inside looks just like what’s outside. There are a few areas where the thickness of the suit is thicker, like the abs and biceps. The inside surface is devoid of any hair or skin pores. The product video I’ve watched before said the inside surface is studded with trillions of neuropathic junctions connecting to your nervous system. I’ll feel everything outside the suit as if I wasn’t wearing it in the first place. Look at this hole in the crotch area. This is where I’ll insert my dick. Judging from how long and spacious the cavity is, I guess those additional $200 were well spent.

[The video cuts to the next scene where Aiden stripped his apparel. The video aimed at the top part of his body, but a carefully placed mirror sneaked a view of his 4-inch flaccid penis.]

Aiden: My hands are trembling with how excited I am to wear this suit. Not to brag, but I am the first among my friends who bought a bodysuit. I can’t wait to see the look on their face when they see the new me.

[Aiden dipped his foot inside the suit and followed it with another.]

Aiden: Whoa! I felt a tingle from my foot. It’s quite euphoric if that’s the proper term. It’s like a jolt of electricity traveling through my veins and spine. It’s like feeling the kick of a strong and dark coffee. I’m more alive than ever!

[Aiden continued to wear the rest of the suit, his face getting more ecstatic by the second.]

Aiden: Holy fucking shit! They didn’t lie when they said I’ll feel everything the suit feels. There’s a bit of numbness, but that’s it. I could feel the breeze from the air conditioner, or the touch of my fingers when I coursed through my arms.

[With a smile, Aiden showed his arm and ran two fingers across it]

Aiden: I- I could feel it! Hahahahaha!

Aiden: And look! When I flex my arms, my bicep bulges out! The- That wasn’t there before, and now it is! Hahaha! I have the strength of a thousand cowboys running through my veins. Hah! This would be amazing if not for this stupid flap of the suit’s face attached to my neck. I better get to it, then.

[Aiden pulls the mask over his face, thus completing the rest of the suit.]

Aiden: Ahhhh!!! Fuck! Th- that was amazing! I have never taken drugs in my entire life, but this must be what it feels like. I still have my devilish looks, but with an improved physique! I didn’t even need to go to the gym to get this body. And man! I look even better with these muscles attached to my body. The hair on my chest and groin make me even sexier. Holy fuck! This suit is one massive ego boost. I never talked this way before, but it feels natural now.

Aiden: Well, guys, that's it for today's vlog. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did! Thank you so much for watching, and don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more content like this.

Aiden: Before I go, I just want to give a shoutout to my future viewers. I hope to come back with more bodysuits to review. Until next time…